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Jason: I’m in love with you. Dick: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Jason: I know. Dick: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Dick: You’re not jealous, are you? Jason: No! Dick: Good, ‘cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.

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Dick: Holding up a pack of pencils These are kinda cute. Jason: Dick, that’s gay. Dick: We’ve been dating for 2 years—

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Dick: Jason, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day? Jason: It… It didn't take me the whole day…

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Dick: I swear on my life. Jason: Bitch, you're suicidal, swear on something else.

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Bruce: So… who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? Dick: We're chopsticks! Bruce: Well… that's cute! Bruce: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? Jason: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

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Tim: You need a hobby. Jason: I have a hobby! Tim: Fawning over Dick isn’t a hobby.

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Bruce: What do you three have to say for yourself? Tim: Dick: Jason: Oops?

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Dick: This food is too hot… I cant eat it. Jason: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Everyone at the table: silence Tim: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! Bruce: One dinner… I just want ONE DINNER!

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Dick: I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.

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Jason: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.

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Jason: Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.

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Dick: Where have you been all day? Jason: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.

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Dick, texting Jason: Text me when you’re home safely. Jason: I’m home dangerously. Dick: Stop it. Jason: I’m home lethally.

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Dick: Hello Jason, made anyone cry today? Jason: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.

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Dick: My diamond earring came off in the ocean and it's gone! Jason: Dick, there's people that are dying.

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Jason: Hugs Dick from behind Jason: Tucks Dick's hair behind their ear Jason, whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body.