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Bueno Dad, while decorating his house for Halloween: This year we got the bats that are smiling because it’s more realistic.

Buena Girl: Why is it more realistic?

Buena Mom: ‘Cause they’re happy! It’s their favorite holiday, they love it!

(submitted by newlunapastel)

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Double Ninja Ninja: Sonic Sumo! What does the Sonical Sumorizer say about his power level?

Sonic Sumo: (crushes Sonical Sumorizer) IT’S OVER 9000!!

El Gundamo: What?! 9000?! There's no way that can be right! Could it?!

(submitted by thelunapastel)

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I have problems with my father, so I'm gonna take it out on public property!!

Cindy Slam

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Buena Girl: You had one job.

Rikochet: Yeah, well, you had the same job.

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Pierre: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for, like, a year now. No response.

Zero Kelvin: Wow, they sound stupid.

Pierre: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just... dense.

Zero Kelvin: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know... “Hey! I love you!”

Pierre: I guess you’re right. Hey, ZK, I love you.

Zero Kelvin: See? Just like that.

Pierre: Holy fucking shit.

Zero Kelvin: If that flies over their head, then sorry, Pierre, but they’re too dumb for you.

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The Flea: Smiling is also what The Flea does when The Flea is not listening.

Buena Girl: But you smile all the time, Flea!

The Flea: What?

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Let's just say violence is the last resort of the civilized man, and I'm feeling mighty uncivilized.

Cindy Slam

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Just because it’s full of spiders doesn’t mean it’s not a piñata. Either way, happy birthday.

La Piñata

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Cindy: Gonna get buff 'n' pick people up.

El Gundamo: You gonna do the good Ghibli hugs where you pick up the other person?

Cindy: Nah, just gonna toss 'em as far as I can.

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The Flea: It's times like this The Flea wishes The Flea had listened to what Buena Girl told The Flea.

Rikochet: Why, what did she tell you?

The Flea: The Flea doesn't know, The Flea didn't listen.

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El Loco Mosquito: You're going down, tubby!

Sonic Sumo: *tearing up* Tubby? *get angry* Grr! Nobody calls me tubby! *punches El Loco Mosquito*

(submitted by thelunapastel)

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I use aggression to mask my insecurity.

Cindy Slam

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Cindy: You piss me off so much.

Rikochet: I literally just said “hello."

Cindy: Yet here I am, boiling with rage.

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Zero Kelvin: My favorite holiday is Christmas, what about you?

Cindy: Oh, yeah, that’s a good one, mine’s the Purge.

Zero Kelvin: *softly but with feeling* What the fuck?

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Cindy: Look, you seem very nice.

Rikochet: Thanks.

Cindy: I have no room in my life for people like that.

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@Mod you're doing the lords work here

thanks! i’d apologize for there being so much cindy slam and timmy of a thousand masks (and my otp, cintim...) on this blog but i’m not sorry at all. it’s my blog and i do what i want fdksjdk

i can’t produce art fast enough to actually keep myself relevant in the fandom and get noticed under the sea of el nino loco art in the tag, and any attempts to write fics of my favs have fizzled out and died, so this is my solution until i can actually... make what i wanna make.

i’m still having fun tho so! :)

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Timmy: I got an idea!

Cindy: Does it involve breaking the law?

Timmy: Don't you think that's a given by now?