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Finnick: Is that the baby’s head?

Annie: No, that’s his foot.

Finnick: That looks like a head to me.

Annie: Well, that settles it. When this baby’s born, I’ll be in charge of putting on the socks.

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Johanna: If someone wants a date with mama, they should ask me. And pay for it. Or they can just give me money and stay out of my life.

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Finnick: Am I cool or what?

Johanna: What.

Finnick: I said, am I cool or—

Johanna: Yeah, I heard you.

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Haymitch: You know what I’m saying?

Katniss: You don’t even know what you’re saying!

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Maysilee: Why do I feel like this is going to end badly?

Wyatt: Because it usually does.

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Haymitch: Do you see anything?

Ampert: Just trees. And some bushes… and two squirrels wrestling!

Haymitch: … Ampert…

Ampert: Yeah?

Haymitch: They’re not wrestling…

Ampert: …Oh…

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Annie: My water just broke.

Finnick: [looks at his watch] Oh man, I don’t know if we can get a plumber this late.

Johanna: You idiot, she’s going into labor!

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Katniss: I’m sorry for all the stuff I said.

Haymitch: And for punching me in the face?

Katniss: No, you definitely deserved that.

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Finnick: I thought you and Katniss were getting along rather well lately. You were almost on speaking terms.

Johanna: Let’s hope it stays ‘almost’.

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Y/N: I’m naked…

Johanna: Hmm…

Y/N: Did we have sex?

Johanna: Yeah.

Y/N: Nice.

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Gale: Can you be quiet?! I’m trying to think.

Peeta: Don’t worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

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[Haymitch enters wine shop]

Haymitch: Hello good sir, I would like your finest bottle of wine, please.

Clerk: That will be $1,600.

Haymitch: Great, I’d like your $8-Est bottle of wine, please.

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Finnick: The only thing I’m not good at is modesty, because I’m great at it.

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Peeta: You’ve got to be the laziest person in the world.

Haymitch: If you weren’t all the way on the other side of the room, I’d slap your face.

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Annie: Oh, my God.

Johanna: What is it? A boy or a girl?

Annie: This isn’t a sonogram. It’s a bill for $25,000. This baby’s costing me a fortune.

Johanna: Congratulations, you’re having a Finnick!

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Katniss: You know something? This is all your fault.

Haymitch: What is that, like the theme of this family? “When in doubt, blame Haymitch.”

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Peeta: Where did you get that locket?

Haymitch: France.

Peeta: You went to France?

Haymitch: Si, señor.