incorrectquoteshungergames
incorrectquoteshungergames
Johanna Mason’s Wife
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Stephanie/Steph | latina | 23y | lesbian | she/her
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incorrectquoteshungergames · 18 hours ago
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Finnick: Is that the baby’s head?
Annie: No, that’s his foot.
Finnick: That looks like a head to me.
Annie: Well, that settles it. When this baby’s born, I’ll be in charge of putting on the socks.
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incorrectquoteshungergames · 23 hours ago
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Johanna: If someone wants a date with mama, they should ask me. And pay for it. Or they can just give me money and stay out of my life.
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Finnick: Am I cool or what?
Johanna: What.
Finnick: I said, am I cool or—
Johanna: Yeah, I heard you.
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Haymitch: You know what I’m saying?
Katniss: You don’t even know what you’re saying!
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Maysilee: Why do I feel like this is going to end badly?
Wyatt: Because it usually does.
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Haymitch: Do you see anything?
Ampert: Just trees. And some bushes… and two squirrels wrestling!
Haymitch: … Ampert…
Ampert: Yeah?
Haymitch: They’re not wrestling…
Ampert: …Oh…
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Annie: My water just broke.
Finnick: [looks at his watch] Oh man, I don’t know if we can get a plumber this late.
Johanna: You idiot, she’s going into labor!
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Katniss: I’m sorry for all the stuff I said.
Haymitch: And for punching me in the face?
Katniss: No, you definitely deserved that.
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Finnick: I thought you and Katniss were getting along rather well lately. You were almost on speaking terms.
Johanna: Let’s hope it stays ‘almost’.
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Y/N: I’m naked…
Johanna: Hmm…
Y/N: Did we have sex?
Johanna: Yeah.
Y/N: Nice.
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Gale: Can you be quiet?! I’m trying to think.
Peeta: Don’t worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
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[Haymitch enters wine shop]
Haymitch: Hello good sir, I would like your finest bottle of wine, please.
Clerk: That will be $1,600.
Haymitch: Great, I’d like your $8-Est bottle of wine, please.
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Finnick: The only thing I’m not good at is modesty, because I’m great at it.
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Peeta: You’ve got to be the laziest person in the world.
Haymitch: If you weren’t all the way on the other side of the room, I’d slap your face.
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Annie: Oh, my God.
Johanna: What is it? A boy or a girl?
Annie: This isn’t a sonogram. It’s a bill for $25,000. This baby’s costing me a fortune.
Johanna: Congratulations, you’re having a Finnick!
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Katniss: You know something? This is all your fault.
Haymitch: What is that, like the theme of this family? “When in doubt, blame Haymitch.”
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Peeta: Where did you get that locket?
Haymitch: France.
Peeta: You went to France?
Haymitch: Si, señor.
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