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Y/N: Don’t look at me like that.

Johanna: Like what?

Y/N: Like you’ve seen me naked!

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Yayy my first block on this blog! 🥳

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Wyatt: You need to react when people cry.

Maysilee: I did, I rolled my eyes.

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Y/N: I know you have a crush on me…

Johanna: What?!

Y/N: [looking away quickly] Nothing!

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Peeta: When the bomb went off, did your whole life, like, flash right before your eyes?

Katniss: No, just the bomb.

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Finnick: Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?

Johanna: Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind.

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Katniss: Where’s Gale?

Haymitch: Peeta locked him in the bathroom.

Peeta: Haymitch! You weren’t supposed to tell her that.

Katniss: I’m okay with it.

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Johanna: I think you met Y/N the last time they were here.

Haymitch: Yes. They borrowed ten dollars from me and then drank my vodka.

Y/N: Nice to see you again!

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Finnick: You need to react when people cry.

Johanna: I did, I rolled my eyes.

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Peeta: I know you have a crush on me…

Katniss: What?!

Peeta: [looking away quickly] Nothing!

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Finnick: Can you tell me why I found this half-eaten tamale in my bed?!

Johanna: ‘Cause I left it there.

Finnick: My bed is a place for me to sleep, not a place for your Mexican fiesta platters!

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Johanna: Your kid swallowed two golf balls.

Annie: Oh my God! What’d you do?

Johanna: … Should I have done something?

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Finnick: Is that the baby’s head?

Annie: No, that’s his foot.

Finnick: That looks like a head to me.

Annie: Well, that settles it. When this baby’s born, I’ll be in charge of putting on the socks.

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Johanna: If someone wants a date with mama, they should ask me. And pay for it. Or they can just give me money and stay out of my life.

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Finnick: Am I cool or what?

Johanna: What.

Finnick: I said, am I cool or—

Johanna: Yeah, I heard you.

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Haymitch: You know what I’m saying?

Katniss: You don’t even know what you’re saying!

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Maysilee: Why do I feel like this is going to end badly?

Wyatt: Because it usually does.