#source: victorious

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Yelena: So your plan is to live the rest of your life being scared of everything?

Bob: Well, that's not my only plan... Some day I'd like to plant a vegetable garden.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Yelena: | thought that maybe—

Kate: [cuts Yelena off by kissing her]

Yelena: You'd love me again.

Kate: Who says I stopped?

Alexei: Awwwww!

Yelena:

Kate:

Alexei: I ruined the moment.

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: What’s the plan? We just hide in here forever?

Dick: Not forever. Just until Damian is calm.

Jason: So forever.

[bwaybby09]

Elphaba: I should warn you.

Glinda: About?

Elphaba: My father. He can be critical.

Glinda: That’s okay. I take criticism really well.

Elphaba: No, you don’t.

Glinda: What’s that supposed to mean?!

Elphaba: Just that you don’t take criticism very well.

Glinda: Why don’t you just kick me in the face?!

[incorrectquoteshungergames]

Peeta: I thought that maybe—

Katniss: [cuts Peeta off by kissing him]

Peeta: You’d love me again.

Katniss: Who says I stopped?

Finnick: Awwwww!

Peeta:

Katniss:

Finnick: I ruined the moment.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Rose: Damian texted me and said Jason got hurt, so I brought a watermelon.

Dick: Why?

Rose: Jason loves watermelons. *gives Jason watermelon*

Jason, crying: Wa-wa. *cradles watermelon*

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey: Here's what I want to know. How do you girls put on skirts? Do you do it one leg at a time like pants, or do you jump right in?

April: One leg at a time.

Renet: I jump right in!

[nnnot-kellz]

Jinx: Who wants to have a sleepover at my house?

Caitlyn: I do!

Caitlyn:

Caitlyn: Oh come on, none of you want to see where this lunatic lives?

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: I would like to have a boyfriend I can talk to without it turning into a screaming match, Draco!

Draco: Yeah, well, I’d like a boyfriend who other girls don’t stare at all the time!

Harry: How is it my fault girls stare at me?

Draco: You could look worse if you wanted to!

[natasharswifey]

Natasha: A girl doesn't dye her hair that colour unless she has serious psychological problems

Wanda: My hair colour has nothing to do with my psychological problems!

[incorrectuntamedmodaozushiquotes]

Wen Qing: I don’t sweat. Wei Wuxian: Everyone sweats? Wen Ning: Not jiejie. She never sweats. Wei Wuxian: What do you mean she never sweats?

Wen Qing: Sweating is gross, so I don’t do it.

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Bucky: You didn't have a happy childhood?

Yelena: My favourite toy was a knife, you finish the puzzle.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Carol: You’re not sweating.

Y/N: Uh huh.

Carol: How can you not be sweating?

Y/N: I don’t sweat.

Carol: Everybody sweats.

Natasha: Not Y/N. Y/N never sweats.

Carol: What do you mean “Y/N never sweats”?

Y/N: Sweating is gross so I don’t do it.

Carol: Does it worry you that you never sweat?

Y/N: No.

Carol: But what if one day all your sweat just builds up inside and you explode?

Y/N, deadpan: I would love that.

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: I need to get some air.

Tim: There’s air in here.

Damian: I don’t want your air.

[bwaybby09]

Galinda: I wanted to make Elphie’s eyebrows look nice, so I tried to wax them, but when I took the wax strips off there was um…a problem…

Elphaba: MY EYEBROWS ARE GONE!

Galinda: NO THEY’RE NOT! I TOLD YOU, THEY’RE RIGHT HERE!

(Holds up strips with eyebrows)

[incorrectquoteshungergames]

Peeta: So what’s the plan?

Finnick: I don’t know. You’re smart, Johanna is mean, come up with something.