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Dolls: Doc, Wynonna needs you to fill out a lineup.

Doc: oh, great! I'll take my shirt off.

Wynonna: no one asked you to take your shirt off. stop volunteering to take your shirt off.

Doc: I can't hear you! shirt's over my ears!

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maybe i should do a comeback here...? just thinking

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Wynonna: what's a 7 letter word for happiness?

Nicole: Waverly

Wynonna: what

Nicole: what

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Wynonna, filming herself: and this is how I enter my house.

Wynonna: WHAT’S UP, FUCKERS?!

Nicole: why do you have my phone?

Wynonna: FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY!

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Wynonna: shoutout to my parents for making the most perfect kid ever.

Nicole: congratulations to your sister.

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Waverly: what are you drinking?

Wynonna: tea. 

Waverly, doubtfully: what kind of tea?

Wynonna: Tea...quila

Waverly: Wynonna we've talked about this

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Waverly: I put a little note in your bag to tell you that I love you.

Nicole: Waverly, this is a ten page letter.

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[watching kids]

jeremy: do you have any experience with children?

nicole: yeah I chill all the time

jeremy: no, like a baby

nicole: .. I was one of those

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Nicole: how high are you right now?

Wynonna, slowly: how what?

Nicole: high?

Wynonna: hello.

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Wynonna: [trying to comfort a crying baby] what is your fucking problem?

Waverly: try singing!

Wynonna: What iiiiiis your fuuucking problem?

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Doc: Nicole it's happening again.

Nicole: what?

Doc: the war of Christmas and Halloween.

Nicole: oh you mean when Wynonna blasts Halloween music while Waverly blasts Christmas music?

[from upstairs]

Waverly: turn it off emo, Halloween is over! It's Christmas time!!

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Waverly: what are you, 5?

Doc: [snorts] yeah, 5 heads taller than you.

Waverly:

Doc:

Doc: I’m sorry please don’t kill me.

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Jeremy: life is so hard.

Jeremy: [takes out a cigarette]

Nicole: ...I didn’t know you smoked?

Jeremy: [bites half of it] It’s chocolate.

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[on the phone]

Wynonna: hey Haught, do you have $2,500?

Nicole: why the hell do you need $2,500?

Wynonna: for an escape room.

Nicole: what kind of escape room costs $2,500?

Wynonna: jail.

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Wynonna: okay guys, how do I ask Rosita out?

Waverly: roses are red, violets are blue. guess what? my bedroom has room for two!

Wynonna: oh my god, no!

Nicole: twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

Wynonna: STOP IT!

Jeremy: row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.

Wynonna: fuck you all. I'm leaving.

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at a cafe

Waverly: [looks at her drink and then at Nicole, adoringly] babe, I didn't want whipped cream.

Nicole: [stands up] no problem, I'll fix it for you.

Wynonna: [sips her drink and looks at Doc, adoringly] this isn't soy.

Doc: sucks to be you.

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I know no one cares but it’s my bday idk I just wanted yall to know it