#incorrect wayhaught

[theshortangrylesbian]

Wynonna Earp Vengeance?!

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

IM CRYING WYNONNA EARP IS COMING BACK HOLY FUCK I DUNNO WHAT TO DO

IM SO PUMPED A 90 MINUTE SPECIAL OH MY GOD WYNONNA AND DOC SEE ALICE AGAIN?! NICOLE AND WAVERLY'S MARRIED LIFE?! AND WHATEVER THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH JEREMY

SOMEONE SEND HELP I THINK I'M DYING

[wayhaughtficrec]

Everybody: *crickets*

Wynonna: … some days I wish I were an alligator so when someone touches me I could bite them with no explanation

Everybody: Wynonna, you already do that…

Wynonna: *sigh* yeah.

[schwayisgay]

waverly: fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!

everyone:

waverly: *pointing to nicole* not you sweetie pie, we'll do that later

[incorrectsearp]

Waverly: do you want to know your gay name?

Nicole: my... gay name?

Waverly: yeah, it's your first name-

Nicole: ha ha very funny.

Waverly, getting down on one knee: -and my last name.

Nicole: oh my god.

[hikelesbian]

Wynonna: I saw a really cute girl outside today.

Nicole: That’s not possible, Waverly was with me the whole day.

Wynonna: My sister is not the only cute girl around.

Nicole: Sounds fake but okay.

[ive-got-a-taser]

Wynonna: Why are Waverly and Nicole sitting back to back?

Jeremy: They had a fight

Wynonna: Why are they holding hands?

Jeremy: Nicole gets sad when they fight

[lets-commit-crime]

Waverly: There's only two (2) things Nicole doesn't know about me

Waverly: The first one is that I'm an editor on Wikipedia

Waverly: The second one is that *I will* use that access to win arguments I've lost

[castibella-shipper-of-the-lord]

Nicole: You know,life is like a box of chocolates.

Waverly: How so?

Nicole: Sometimes fulfilling and exciting, other times empty and sad.

Waverly: ...is this your way of telling me you ate all my chocolate?

[igotopigfarts]

Waverly: We’re just friends

Nicole: Yeah...

Waverly: But also I wouldn’t mind hugging or holding hands or making out in bed with no clothes on

[wynonna-slurp]

Wynonna: Is that a hickey?

Waverly: No... I got bitten by a snake.

Wynonna: That's a very big bite for a snake.

Waverly: It was a large snake. A mama snake.

[Nicole enters the room]

Wynonna: Hello, mama snake.

[theshortangrylesbian]

Waverly: Just be yourself!

Wynonna: I have one day to win Doc over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Nicole: Couple weeks.

Dolls: Six months.

Jeremy: Jury`s still out.

Wynonna: See Waverly?

Wynonna: "Be myself." What kind of garbage advice is that?

[wayhaughtficrec]

Waverly: so, do you ever just -

Wynonna: - yeah…

Waverly: you didn’t even let me finish my sentence!

Wynonna: you expect ME to wait for the END of a sentence to speak?! Well, good luck with that!

[beniceorgetthefuckout]

Wynonna: so tell me, Nicole [pointing at Waverly] does she make you want to fight a duel in her honor?

Nicole: I would kill a thousand men... for the pleasure of her smile

Wynonna:

Wynonna:

Wynonna: I like you, Haught.

[incorrectsearp]

Nicole, angrily: ARE YOU-

Wynonna: fucking.

Nicole: -KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Wynonna: fucking.

Nicole: IDIOT-

Jeremy: ...what was that?

Wynonna: Waverly banned Nicole from swearing, so I’ve volunteered to help her out.

[souffle-girl-oswin]

Nicole: What's that?

Waverly: It's my to-do list

Nicole: It's just a post it

note with my name on-- ..Oh

[hikelesbian]

Waverly: *rolls over in bed and knees Nicole in the ribs*

Nicole: Ow! You kneed me!

Waverly, sleepily: Yeah, I do need you.