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Ernst: If it’s spelt like ‘k-nights’, why is it pronounced like ‘nights’?

Hanschen, lovingly: Ernst, life is too short for me to answer pointless questions like that.

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Wendla: Melchior? Don’t you have something you want to say to Hanschen?

Melchior: Yes, but then you’d make me apologise for that too.

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“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.”

-Hanschen Rilow.

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Melchior: I trusted you!

Hanschen: Why?

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Melchior: I like your new dress.

Wendla: Thanks! It was 50% off.

Melchior: I'd like it 100% off.

Wendla: They can't just give out free stuff.

Melchior: That's not what I--

Wendla: That's a terrible way to run a business, Melchi!

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Ilse: Rules are made to be broken.

Thea: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Ilse: Uh, piñatas.

Martha: Glow sticks.

Wendla: Karate boards.

Anna: Spaghetti when you have a small pot!

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I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctors said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be!

Ernst?

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I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Hanschen

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Thea: What's wrong with you?

Moritz: Off the top of my head I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

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Hanschen: [Looking at Melchior] I'm not advocating for murder, but, if it happens, it happens.

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Why is pretty boy considered an insult? Call me a pretty boy. Call me a pretty boy right now. I want to be the prettiest boy you've ever seen.

Hanschen, definitely.