#Incorrect Spring Awakening Quotes

[incorrectspringquotes]

Ernst: If it’s spelt like ‘k-nights’, why is it pronounced like ‘nights’?

Hanschen, lovingly: Ernst, life is too short for me to answer pointless questions like that.

[bluemirrorangel]

Spring awakening characters as things me and my friends have said

Melchior: she didn't mark my test this shit's homophobic.  

Moritz: I have concluded that my entire life is just wii mii music and  unsettling images. 

Georg: I'm sorry but how the fuck is stealing a pigeon illegal like how do you even steal a fucking pigeon like I'm sorry but if it's on the street it's free real estate. 

Otto: I spent my entire life thinking being  royalty  was something special like they called them blue bloods and I thought their blood was literally blue like you'd cut them and the blood stayed blue. 

Melchior: I don't deal with my intrusive thoughts; I just kind of intervene when they're like, 'you should jump off a bridge.' I'm all 'do you take constructive criticism?'

Ernst: I'm sorry but why tell me that i shoul take art this year like you've seen my drawing ? my stick figures look like they should go to A&E.  

Hanschen: oh no I'm being sincere I just constantly sound sarcastic.

Anna: I have nothing against being in the ensemble it's just you get given shit by the people whose characters have names she was all like 'you know you're replaceable right?'  Well no shit Sandy so are you that's why you have a fucking understudy.

  Moritz: honestly love triangles are fucking pyramid schemes.

  Ilse:  grandparents are weirdIi just got given £10 and a half assed talk about acceptance involving  the phrase alternative lifestyle like my aunt practices witchcraft but my lifestyles alternative.

  Wendla: and remember kids you'll never be single with Christian mingle.

[fishcow99]

Spring Awakening Incorrect Quotes 1/?

the rest

[ladyvitality]

i got "you're not THAT old, BUT--"

"--you've definitely experienced some shit. good on you for making it this far, this fandom is scary as hell at times and some of the content would make most people run for the hills. you might have made some art or some tumblr posts, or written some fanfic that got some traction, or just happened to fall in at the right time, but thank you for being here and contributing nonetheless!"

they will never understand what the fandom was in 2021... jatt doyle, pls come back <3

howdy hello hey!

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i made a uquiz to see how much of the spring awakening fanon lore people here on tumblr know! take it if you’d like, and reblog with your results!

[feelssogoodinmyarms]

Ilse: Moritz Stiefel has been found dead in Miami

Melchior: is he ok

Ilse: he’s alright but he died

Based off this

[drawn-and-talk-of-peace]

Melchior: I hate failure when there's no one else to blame it on.

[incorrectspringawakeningquotes]

Melchior: How did you know all that?

Hanschen: I know everything. Also, it says so on the bottom of the screen.

[iamsoupohno]

Ernst : I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Hanschen: That's great, Ernst . Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

[incorrectspringquotes]

Wendla: Melchior? Don’t you have something you want to say to Hanschen?

Melchior: Yes, but then you’d make me apologise for that too.

[incorrect-bare-spring-awakening]

Moritz: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?

Melchior:

Melchior: Why are you eating dirt?

Moritz: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

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15 Year Old Portal

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Dropout/College Humor

Will and Jim

Dan and Phil

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the speedrunning/nuzlockeing/animating group of youtubers

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Falsettos

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Illinoise

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Summoning Sylvia

Therm (yter)

Hazbin Hotel (kinda)

Good Omens

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if you are a dick i will block you!!!

[blueliliesblueroses]

Like Melchior kinda sucked but they did him dirty in this last scene lmao

[serialkillerinthemaking]

inocrrect quotes again

2 people said they liked them so this is for you i love you

so here it is i changed it up slightly by using a different generator

Moritz: I am very small, and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I’m under

Hanschen, bad at flirting: I like your name Ernst, equally as bad: Thanks, I got it for my birthday

Melchior: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are! Wendla: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies

Ilse, dumping out a shopping bag full of Lunchables onto the table: Tonight, we feast.

Moritz: *kicks “G” off Graveyard sign* Let’s get this party started!

Wendla: *signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

Martha, to Ilse: I dare you to— Anna: Ilse isn’t allowed to accept dares. Ilse: Apparently I have ”no regard for my personal safety”

Ersnt: You're smiling, did something good happen? Hanschen: I can't smile just because I feel like it? Moritz: Melchior tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Ilse: It's nice to be wanted, you know? Moritz: Not by the law!

Thea: Don't correct me!!! Anna: Don't be wrong.

Melchior: The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.

Melchior: What am I doing wrong? Moritz: Do you want me to answer as a friend or a therapist? Melchior: As a friend. Moritz: See a therapist

Thea: You always look so unapproachable. Melchior: And yet, here you are.

Hanschen: I have no idea what I'm doing, I just know that I'm doing it really well.

Ernst: What happens when you press the brake and the accelerator at the same time? Melchior: It takes a screenshot. Hanschen: Get out, both of you.

Wendla: FOUR MONTHS. Anna: What's she talking about? Melchior: C'mon, it was funny- Wendla: FOUR MONTHS YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.

Wendla: I know we don't always see eye to eye on things- Melchior: That's because you're too short.

Wendla: Let me see what you have. Ilse: A knife! Wendla: Okay, have fu- Moritz: NO!

[zoldyck-pilled]

ernst: guys i have an announcement to make. recently a new man has come into my life.

melchior: oh my god is he coming out

ernst: -and that man is jesus christ

melchior: that's way worse

[feelssogoodinmyarms]

Melchior: I just hate radical feminists

Ilse: *skateboarding in with sunglasses on* did you say radical feminist?

Melchior: dUDE!!

Ilse: Let’s kick some meninist ass.

[inspiration]

[incorrectspringawakeningquotes]

Melchior: This is possibly the finest salad I've ever eaten in my life. Shame to ruin it with all that meat.

Hanschen: Shut the fuck up.