#Incorrect Spring Quotes

[azrielsshadows42]

Tamlin: I don't want Feyre to die

Tamlin: You don't want Feyre to die

Tamlin: So now we need to make sure that Feyre doesn't make Feyre die

Lucien: Fantastic plan, but have you fucking met her?

[rhetorical-conscience]

Charlie: Once I lost my ex at a party and found him hooking up with some random girl.

Charlie: Last night I lost Nick at a party and found him outside trying to befriend a stray cat.

Charlie: Upgrades.

[nyree2712]

Formula 1 - Incorrect Quote 184

Lando: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!

Oscar: Allergies are also a problem, you know

Lando: But pink

Carlos: And it's hot

Lando: I'm hot and you two still love me

[acomaflove]

Tamlin: How can you claim to love Feyre when you STOLE HER AWAY from the wedding against her will?!?

Rhysand: 1. Don’t talk about Feyre like she is an object.

Rhysand: 2. She wanted to leave. She asked for help to leave.

Rhysand: 3. Don’t think that it didn’t hurt me to interrupt the wedding.

Tamlin: *huffs* You being upset doesn’t count as being hurt.

Rhysand: You misunderstand, I meant physical pain.

Tamlin:

Rhysand:

Tamlin: ?

Rhysand: She threw a shoe at my head.

[lilliejareau]

emily: i am truly happy for you and your ugly boyfriend, i mean it.

[justaz]

king merlin after meeting lady guinevere and sir lancelot’s baby and falling in love: arthur. i want a baby.

king arthur, not looking up from his paperwork: …what?

merlin: give me a baby.

arthur, sighing: merlin, you studied to be a physician. i don’t think i have to be the one to tell you how impractical that is.

merlin, rolling his eyes: this is why i’m the brighter side of the coin

arthur, finally looking up: wha-

queen merlin using magic to transform her body: i. want. a. baby.

arthur:

arthur:

arthur: *stands up from his desk so fast his chair topples over, multiple parchments flutter to the ground, his tunic is already off*

[beargyufairy]

Fresh out the slammer

I know who my first call will be to

This is canon btw

[maxcuntstappen]

F1 via The Interwebs™️ (x)

[vermilionsun]

Leander: Remember everyone; life is hard, but you can't let it fuck you Vere: Life is hard, but you can be harder Ais: As long as you're alive, you'll be hard Kuras: If life's getting you down, don't worry. I know you can come on top Mhin: UGH

[abiethewizardduck]

Nick: I have a new hoodie.

Charlie: Wrong.

Charlie: We have a new hoodie.

[theparissquad]

Yeeeeeeeah….

Imogen: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Nick: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Tori: Drunk.

Charlie: Wasted.

Darcy: Dead.

[i-am-the-midnight-sun]

Charlie: My hands are cold. Nick: Here, let me hold them. Charlie: My lips are cold too… Nick: *covers Charlie’s mouth with his hand*

[darthmasterchief]

I did a thing.

[heartthingsstuff]

Nick : I'm trash.

Charlie : As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?

Nick :

Nick : You smooth motherfucker.

Nick : And yes it does.

[thatonequeerk1d]

Paris Squads reactions to Tao confessing his feelings.

Elle: "I have the urge to do something stupid."

Tao: "I'm stupid do me!"

Charlie: *Speechless*

Nick: *Flustered*

Aled: *Wasn't paying attention*

Sahar: "Uh what"

Tara: *Pleasantly surprised*

Darcy: *Was dissociated and tuned back in at "do me"

Elle: *Help*

Tao: "I said that out loud..."

Charlie: *Pats Tao of this shoulder pitifully* "Yes yes you did"

[torirosepatrocolus]

michael: have fun!

tori: don't tell me what to do