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BALLS R THE FUNNIEST PART OF A DUDES BODY THEYRE LIKE DICK BOOBS WITH NO NIPPLE

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Um…..wut

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oh my god

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OKAY! Reblog if you are

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*grabby hands* let me follow you my pretties~

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Staring at the picture message for a good several minutes, the ravenette didn’t have an answer to it, his expression unchanging as he blinked slowly. He rested his thumb on the picture for a few seconds to save it, for as much as Levi hated to admit it, it actually pleased him that Eren sent him a picture. He didn’t really have any other pictures of Eren, as he never wanted to damage his own pride by asking for one. It was a pleasant surprise, not like he would say anything about it though.

[TEXT: Titan Brat] You still look dirty

[TEXT: Titan Brat] What’s with your expression, you don’t look like you have shit stuck in your ass for once.

[TEXT: Titan Brat] Why the fuck would I want to have a pecker measuring contest with you

[TEXT: Titan Brat] That’s so juvenile. I’ll come over but if you pull that thing out I’m chopping it off, understand?

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Send me a ✉ and my muse will send yours a barrage of text messages.

[TEXT: Titan Brat] Oi

[TEXT: Titan Brat] Oi

[TEXT: Titan Brat] Oi

[TEXT: Titan Brat] OI

[TEXT: Titan Brat] answer when you can

[TEXT: Titan Brat] answer

[TEXT: Titan Brat] answer now

[TEXT: Titan Brat] ANSWER ME

[TEXT: Titan Brat] ANSWER ME NOW

[TEXT: Titan Brat] …

[TEXT: Titan Brat] You probably got eaten

[TEXT: Titan Brat] didn’t you

[TEXT: Titan Brat] no really answer me

[TEXT: Titan Brat] I hate you

[TEXT: Titan Brat] fine, die if you want. I’ll be fine.

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I HATE IT WHEN I WORK REALLY HARD ON A REPLY AND THEN MY COMPUTER DECIDES TO SHIT ITSELF WSRDRCFGVBHNJMFGVBHJNMKGFH I FUCKING FORGOT WHAT MY WORDS WERE I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY I WANT TO BREAK SOMETHING 

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Send one to see how my muse reacts.

"There’s nowhere we can hide."

"Don’t get too close."

"Maybe I should kill myself."

"I’m not listening."

"No one can hurt you now."

"Who do you think you are?"

"You’re gonna catch a cold."

"I wish that you would just leave."

"I love the way you laugh."

"A little evil goes a long, long way."

"Drink the wine."

"Maybe we could stick around for one more drink."

"Here’s to us."

"The last few days have kicked my ass."

"Nothing lasts forever."

"I don’t know what went wrong."

"I don’t need you here."

"Did I fall asleep?"

"I will not die."

"I’ll wait here for you."

"I feel numb."

"Deal with it."

"I don’t care."

"I hate the way I love you."

"I have no regrets."

"I love you too much to hide you."

"I didn’t kill anybody."

"There is no God."

"All monsters are human."

"You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine."

"You’re a liar and a cheat."

"Why do you think I’m here?"

"Crap, are you pregnant?"

"This is just perfect."

"You’ve done enough already."

"Do you know about the box?"

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Send "♡" for my muse's reaction to yours kissing them.

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[TEXT: Titan Brat] Not really

[TEXT: Titan Brat] I like your presence more than the actual, stinking heaps of garbage that come out of your mouth.

[TEXT: Titan Brat] ...

[TEXT: Titan Brat] Whatever, I may be short but I most likely have a bigger cock than you so 

[TEXT: Titan Brat] I'm pretty sure you meant to send that but I don't care because I know you have a small package. 

[TEXT: Titan Brat] You scrub yourself extra well because it's probably going to take iron wool to get all of that filth off.

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Send me a ✉ and my muse will send yours a barrage of text messages.

[TEXT: Titan Brat] Oi

[TEXT: Titan Brat] Oi

[TEXT: Titan Brat] Oi

[TEXT: Titan Brat] OI

[TEXT: Titan Brat] answer when you can

[TEXT: Titan Brat] answer

[TEXT: Titan Brat] answer now

[TEXT: Titan Brat] ANSWER ME

[TEXT: Titan Brat] ANSWER ME NOW

[TEXT: Titan Brat] …

[TEXT: Titan Brat] You probably got eaten

[TEXT: Titan Brat] didn’t you

[TEXT: Titan Brat] no really answer me

[TEXT: Titan Brat] I hate you

[TEXT: Titan Brat] fine, die if you want. I’ll be fine.

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[TEXT: Titan Brat] Good

[TEXT: Titan Brat] Wow, why do I even bother texting you 

[TEXT: Titan Brat] Your idiocy blows my mind 

[TEXT: Titan Brat] At least you work hard.

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Send me a ✉ and my muse will send yours a barrage of text messages.

[TEXT: Titan Brat] Oi

[TEXT: Titan Brat] Oi

[TEXT: Titan Brat] Oi

[TEXT: Titan Brat] OI

[TEXT: Titan Brat] answer when you can

[TEXT: Titan Brat] answer

[TEXT: Titan Brat] answer now

[TEXT: Titan Brat] ANSWER ME

[TEXT: Titan Brat] ANSWER ME NOW

[TEXT: Titan Brat] …

[TEXT: Titan Brat] You probably got eaten

[TEXT: Titan Brat] didn’t you

[TEXT: Titan Brat] no really answer me

[TEXT: Titan Brat] I hate you

[TEXT: Titan Brat] fine, die if you want. I’ll be fine.

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[TEXT: Titan Brat] Yeah yeah

[TEXT: Titan Brat] No need to insert those sarcastic comments in there, shitbag.

[TEXT: Titan Brat] I would come over to keep an eye on you if you didn't have Bitch Mcgee over there glaring at me like she usually does.

[TEXT: Titan Brat] Go ahead, you need a shower anyway.

✉

Send me a ✉ and my muse will send yours a barrage of text messages.

[TEXT: Titan Brat] Oi

[TEXT: Titan Brat] Oi

[TEXT: Titan Brat] Oi

[TEXT: Titan Brat] OI

[TEXT: Titan Brat] answer when you can

[TEXT: Titan Brat] answer

[TEXT: Titan Brat] answer now

[TEXT: Titan Brat] ANSWER ME

[TEXT: Titan Brat] ANSWER ME NOW

[TEXT: Titan Brat] …

[TEXT: Titan Brat] You probably got eaten

[TEXT: Titan Brat] didn’t you

[TEXT: Titan Brat] no really answer me

[TEXT: Titan Brat] I hate you

[TEXT: Titan Brat] fine, die if you want. I’ll be fine.

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[TEXT: Titan Brat] Well

[TEXT: Titan Brat] You never know who's going to eaten next so

[TEXT: Titan Brat] It's only common sense that I check up

[TEXT: Titan Brat] I don't want another dead number on my phone.

[TEXT: Titan Brat] Because it seems more like you would be the one running around doing dumb shit other than everyone else so.

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Send me a ✉ and my muse will send yours a barrage of text messages.

[TEXT: Titan Brat] Oi

[TEXT: Titan Brat] Oi

[TEXT: Titan Brat] Oi

[TEXT: Titan Brat] OI

[TEXT: Titan Brat] answer when you can

[TEXT: Titan Brat] answer

[TEXT: Titan Brat] answer now

[TEXT: Titan Brat] ANSWER ME

[TEXT: Titan Brat] ANSWER ME NOW

[TEXT: Titan Brat] …

[TEXT: Titan Brat] You probably got eaten

[TEXT: Titan Brat] didn’t you

[TEXT: Titan Brat] no really answer me

[TEXT: Titan Brat] I hate you

[TEXT: Titan Brat] fine, die if you want. I’ll be fine.

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✉

Send me a ✉ and my muse will send yours a barrage of text messages.

[TEXT: Titan Brat] Oi

[TEXT: Titan Brat] Oi

[TEXT: Titan Brat] Oi

[TEXT: Titan Brat] OI

[TEXT: Titan Brat] answer when you can

[TEXT: Titan Brat] answer

[TEXT: Titan Brat] answer now

[TEXT: Titan Brat] ANSWER ME

[TEXT: Titan Brat] ANSWER ME NOW

[TEXT: Titan Brat] …

[TEXT: Titan Brat] You probably got eaten

[TEXT: Titan Brat] didn’t you

[TEXT: Titan Brat] no really answer me

[TEXT: Titan Brat] I hate you

[TEXT: Titan Brat] fine, die if you want. I’ll be fine.

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I want to see you.... finish it in my ask

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Send me a ✉ and my muse will send yours a barrage of text messages.

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Inbox me a number(s) and I'll answer (SMUTTY/SEXUAL QUESTIONS)

1: When did you lose your virginity?

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

5: Favourite sex position?

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

12: How often do you have sex?

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

30: Do you watch porn?