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i've always just headcannoned that Stiles has keys, passkeys and codes to everyones stuff. you have a house key, car key, or something needing a code? Stiles has several copies on himself and hidden elsewhere.

like this dude has sticky fingers, and eyes everywhere. he's got the ability to get it into the sheriff's station, the school, hospital and vet. like if it's a mildly important place or is just slightly interesting, chances are high; he's got a key and code to get in

every time they try to change codes or keys, he has copies made a day later. no one is safe. no one.

people try to complain to the Sheriff, in the hopes he'll be able to stop him

he tells them all to suck it up.

while Stiles is the light of his life, he's also a feral gremlin,

the sheriff has been trying to keep him out of his stuff since he could walk

stiles also 100% has house and car keys to all of the pack

it drives argent insane that he can't keep him out

they've tried changing their stuff

it doesn't work

he also somehow got their passwords

(it wasn't hard, they're all stupid and have easy to guess passwords)

((besides Lydia and Danny))

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i 100% hc that after Jason's death, Bruce built in heartbeat monitors to all the bats suits. like if you were declared part of the batclan, you have a heart monitor attached in your suit

and when Jason came back and they made up, Bruce built one into the bat on his chest (he was not losing him a second time)

honestly could see Bruce learning to make jewellery and on the kiddo's 21st birthdays, they get some type of jewellery with their birthstone (necklace, bracelet, earrings, ring, etc.) that has tracking software.

they all know it's there.

they never take it off.

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hc that merlin and Gwen (who are besties btw) are absolutely running shit. Got a problem? Go to them - always to them. They're the ones who know the most about the castle and have full control of the royal schedules.

Uther does not know about this and neither does Arthur - however whenever either one of them pisses Merlin or Gwen off or they just do something like seriously fucked up (looking at you Uther you absolute ass) they bury them in work.

and I mean like bury them: making them wake up at like first light for an 'emergency' (apparently someone thought they saw a sorcerer) straight to training the Knights, to a meeting with the council to deal with the non-existant sorcerer, to confirmations of a celebration

they don't know what the celebration is for. (in truth it's not for anything, the castle just wanted an excuse for a party, and it's funny gaslighting the royals into thinking they approved some random ass celebration a few weeks ago)

The servants know and 100% annoy them with inane shit because their "input" is needed (no the fuck it's not, but getting to fuck over royalty is fun for them)

random servant #1 to Uther: Apologies for interrupting Sir, but the seamstress wanted to confirm time for your fitting for your outfit for the celebration tonight?

Uther, baffled asf running on 5hrs sleep: celebration? there is no celebration??? and what colour scheme

Servant #1 trying not to cackle: yes sir there is? you advised of it just last month - the seamstress just wanted to take last measurements

Servant #2 elbowing #1 to get their shit together: and the blue and purple scheme? You approved it over a month ago, and Prince Arthur confirmed last week before preparations were made.

(all the food is stuff Arthur and Uther barely tolerate and mildly hate and their alcohol is weak asf - meanwhile the knights and everyone else are eating amazingly, drunk off their asses)

more in the tags lol

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i've always just headcannoned that the killing intent some people give off must be insane with Gothamites.

like the Bat's and villains are a given - but I'm talking about like regular old gothamites, the everyday citizens.

like some rando decides to (somehow) go on holiday to like Metropolis and people are just?? walking on the opposite side of the street, side eyeing this dude, clutching purses, etc. basically treating him like a bad dude.

Superman hears a scream, goes to help, and it's this gothamite handing a wallet back and Supes is confused asf, like:

Supes: "hello, do you need help?"

metropolis citizen: "yes please, he's trying to steal my wallet!"

gothamite: "ma'am, i am so clearly trying to give it back"

Superman just takes the wallet and hands it back, and the lady like sprints the fuck away, and he turns back to the dude like ????? and he's just like "I'm from Gotham"

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was reading a fic where Bruce comes home with Jason's body, and Alfred calls on Clark and Diana to stay with Bruce while he goes and murders the Joker and I need more fics with it

100% headcannon that Bruce knows what he did but he:

can't prove shit

no one can get him to admit to it

like everyone knows it was an associated Bat - nobody's upset, they're just........ confused. Happy definitely, but confused asf

(fic was Please Let Me Know What Piece I've Lost by probablyanxious on ao3)