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Behold: Me Searching on Google

"How to not crave validation from people on the internet?"

"How to not get emotionally invested in fictional characters?"

"How to hack ADHD???"

"is my cat gay?"

"AM I GAY?"

"So I like women... but men also, but just looking at them?"

"Why is the news so depressing?"

"How to learn to juggle in 24 hours?"

"Why do brains make me sad?"

"How to stop the brain sad?"

"Why am I not comfortable in my skin?"

"How to cleanse my brain of past Google Searches????"

"Can I bleach my eyes?"

"Why was I my friend's gay awakening?

If you want more, let me know!

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I did a thing!

Would anyone like to read a small excerpt of my D&D fanfic? Its Hurt+Comfort btw

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You ever get a really good idea for a fanfiction, tell your friend group about it, and then are confronted with the reality that you can't actually tell people about it because it has NSFW stuff later on and because it'll make the place you hang out look bad and unprofessional?

Yeah me either...

Casually deletes over 7000 words and 2 hours of hard work

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So basically, I've become hyperfixated on The Legends of Vox Machina series and I have way too much headspace so these live rent feee in my head! Percy and Vax headcannons!

Vax

You and Vax take walks in the forest and he tells you about all the poisonous mushrooms you find. In return, you tell him the language of flowers. He slowly starts getting you flowers that mean "Love" when he feels ready to tell you how he feels and can't actually say the word out of nervousness.

Vax has a soft spot for cats while Vex like dogs more.

His favorite dessert is raspberry cake with lemon cream cheese icing, you make it for him on his and Vex's birthday because it reminds them of their mom's baking.

If you ever needed stimulation or something to do, Vax will let you braid his hair.

Vax is a pretty light sleeper, so its no surprise that if you have a nightmare, he'll be awake to try and help you out of it.

He has a pretty good singing voice but only shows it to you and Vex

Percy

Its not uncommon that Percy gets nightmares from being under Orthax's posession and from the Briarwoods. Sometimes it's so vivid he can't tell what's real and what's not. When you first slept together, (I see y'all assuming, no, hanky panky happened... yet 😉) he woke you and himself up by tossing and turning and unfortunately making you both fall on the floor. He started to call out the names of his family in his semi-conscious state, and judging by the tears and the quick breaths, he was very close to having a panic attack. So you did the only thing you could think of at the time and ran your fingers through his hair and started humming the lullaby your mother hummed to you when you were a child and couldn't sleep. He calmed down after a while, and slowly went back to sleep with no dreams plaguing him. He woke up a few hours later, hecka uncomfortable from sleeping on the floor with a weight on his chest, wait, that's you, "Why're we on the floor? Did we have- wait why are you laughing at me? What? Did Scanlan draw a dick on my forehead?" (He did, the little shit)

Percy prefers a strong coffee (with a bit of sugar but no one is supposed to know 🤭) as opposed to tea

He loves to sketch still life portraits in his spare time

He loves apples with goats cheese and a dash of honey. Its his ultimate comfort snack

He has become better about taking care of himself now that he has you to remind him that he still has to eat and hydrate and sleep.

He was slow to realize that the burning sensation in his chest was romantic feelings rather than a medical condition. Honestly, it was kind of the same for you. You thought you were sick every time you went near him before you realized it was a huge crush.

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SO I absolutely failed the 100 days of productivity challenge... just like I lost that cartwheeling competition to my 8 year old cousin... I also re-injured my finger!

Soooo yeah finals are coming up and I am gonna cry!

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Have you ever gone to bed early just so your brain shuts up and your anxiety lets you be at peace for a few blessed hours?

Because I've noticed that I'm doing it more and more lately.

But just for funsies, here is my fur baby!

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Hawks Imagines that give me hope for the future:

♡ He has tattoos that are on the underside of his arms that I love to trace when I'm anxious.

♡ He loves head scratches and back rubs and I have long nails so I give good head scratches and give good back rubs/ massages.

♡ He taught me how to preen his wings after about 7 months of us dating.

♡ He respects me and many my gender crises 😅

♡ When he's happy, his wings puff up and his pupils dilate

♡ The first time we met one night as he was chasing a villain. I left my window open due to not being able to sleep unless it's cold and the villain got in. Hawks followed, fully expecting a fight but I had knocked the villain out with a bowling pin, all the while delirious from lack of sleep. He then tried to leave after arresting the guy, but I pulled him into my bed and fell asleep with his arm trapped in mine like a huge teddy bear.

♡ He actually loves to garden and I kill almost every plant I try to take care of! Its infuriating! I killed a succulent one time and he laughed at me and got me a fake plant the next day.

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MHA boyfriend scenarios!

Denki ♡

Katsuki ♤ Coming Soon

Izuku ◇ Coming Soon

Hitoshi ♧ Coming Soon

I think Denki is so adorable!

♡ Denki has always had a lot of energy, (common headcannon is ADHD) and you've always admired how he can be so brave and selfless in the field as well as being kind and encouraging in the classroom!

♡ When he likes something (or someone) he goes in head first!

♡ Like for real, this goofball spends hours researching the things he thinks you'd like to do for a date, even before he asks you out officially!

♡ This zappy boi is such a nervous wreck, asking over and over, "Are you sure you're having a good time?" that you had to grasp his hands in your own and reassure him that, "Yes, I am having a wonderful time with you!"

♡ Please for the love of All Might... don't give him caffeine... I honestly think he may short-circuit...

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A few of my MHA headcannons

♡ Midoriya used to bite his nails until he was like 10

◇ Todoroki had multiple gender crises in high school

♤ Tsuyu asks Bakugou about his skincare routine in private one day and now they have spa days after every test or quiz to unwind

♧ Kirishima once stumbled on Tokoyami and Hawks having a T-posing contest at 3 Am one time... No one believed him

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Hi hello, I am challenging my friend @1czaraotfencer to a 30 day chaotic academia productivity challenge!!!

At the time of writing this: I am in line to get a coffee with 4 espresso shots so I can haphazardly write 2 papers and 1 presentation by this afternoon!

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no one:

ND kids making up their own language in the back of the classroom:

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Me? Procrastinate?

Neverrrrr

runs away fast to binge-watch the Dragon Prince

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See, I have a ton of questions I want to ask, but my anxiety tells me I'll annoy you... so I'll just not talk at all in class today!

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Nov 4th 2022

I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF DOING AN EXAM AT HOME AND HAVE LOST ALLL INTEREST IN IT WTF!!! I WANT TO CRY! I GOT UP EARLY ON A FRIDAY FOR THIS?!

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Figuring out my gender is like asking me how much tea I drink... which is an indescribable amount each day...

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Haha executive disfunction go brrrrr

I did everything that I wanted to do EXCEPT what I was supposed to do!

For instance: I wanted to call my bank and ask them for something, and I did! Yay!

I was supposed to work on my two papers and my presentation due next Wednesday that I haven't started yet!

But did I? NOOOOOO

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Ohh boi people are pretty