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they don’t want you to put grease down the drain to stop “The Beast” ™ from growing
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thank you
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gordon ramsay’s: SS S1E2
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her roast beef so pure call that kobe
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women r 2 beautiful 2 work
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man jobs: dirt, mud, rocks, make bomb, oil
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guy fieri really came up in them flavor trenches
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just saw an ad where howie mandel is advertising sketchers, fuckin hate that guy i’ll never own skechers and i want it all gone away now
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boycotting ball deodorant #washyomonkey
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gonna hawk down tuah electric avenueah
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my son italy sphagetti, who i detest.
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pitbull should be the new spokesperson for balds, fuck caillou, and fuck howie mandell
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if you spell “lose” as “loose” you will go to jail for thousand year and i don’t respect your opinion
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jesus was cleaning them feet wit his tonguueee
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legs spread, butt open #hotgirlsummer
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flying down the highway listening to 100 gecs, sippin that purple shit, pondering the congressional non-delegation principle…
interesting times await us.
#3oh!3#death note#cats#america#politics#the sopranos#awesome#benjamin-franklin-tongue-fucked-my-mom#world events#attack on titan
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