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Saw a comment saying character X can't be a pervert because he's ace. Bro. Bro. Bro. BRO. BRO. BRO. BR

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Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

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“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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Just because one of your chicken eggs hatched a fire breathing dragon people think you’re evil. But you’re still just a regular farmer trying to make a living while dealing with an overprotective dragon, heroes that want to kill you and fanatics who want to worship you as the new Demon Lord.

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One of my Discord friends – shoutouts to Petals – asked for a height chart for the main characters in SoT – and the rest of the series lol So here it is!

To start, Frank and Percy. Frank is currently about 6'3", but that will change when we get to Vienna, more or less like in the canon. That's why he's shown here at 6'11". Percy is 6'5" - which makes these two the absolute giants on the Argo II lol

Next up, Jason and Annabeth! Jason is 6'3", while Annabeth stands comfortably at 6'1". Besides Frank and Percy, they are the only ones who can reach the high shelves.

Here we have the beginning of shrinkage – Piper is 5'8", and Harry is 5'7". Anonymous sources claim Harry is the perfect height for motorboat Percy lmao

Hazel is 5'5", and Hedge's extra inches are entirely due to the guy's goat horns – he's 5'2".

And last but not least, Mr. McFlaming himself, Leo "not even an apple tall" Valdez! He fits perfectly in Frank's hand at 5'0" tall lmao

Not included: Buford the Wonder Table, that rocks with its 4'1"

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I'M

The Son of Thanatos by madu

Percy Jackson x Harry Potter crossover

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me, with a vague plot idea, 1 (one) character name, and an outline that consists of mostly question marks:

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Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".

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So if anyone is interested...

Also, my ✨ AO3 ✨ ↓

https://archiveofourown.org/users/Madu

My GoFundMe ←

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you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

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I know everyone’s talking about how the cast of Danny Phantom is full of gay and trans characters exclusively to piss of Butch Hartman but let us not forget, Butch’s bread and butter, Fairly Odd Parents…

Timmy’s parents were 100% sure that Timmy was going to be a girl before he was born, as seen in the episode Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker.

Cosmo seems to be the only other one in the know about this, and has baby pictures of Timmy in a dress on hand

Then, in the episode The Boy Who Would Be Queen…

When Wanda does, inevitably, transform Timmy into a girl to teach him a lesson…

Cosmo immediately panics.

AND in the episode “It’s a Wishful LIfe” when Timmy wishes he never existed…

The Turners have a daughter instead.

In conclusion:

Timmy Turner is trans and used the power of one of his fairy godparents to wish that everyone in his life completely forget that he was born and raised female for a portion of his life, including his parents and his other fairy godparent.

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I made my version of the Demon Hunters 🇧🇷(first generation)

I really loved this trend

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@fadinggalaxysalad

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Huh

STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements