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“We need more complex and morally grey female characters”

You couldn’t even handle her

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kevin feige count your days

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“STOP ROMANTICIZING NONCHALANCE!!” i scream into the void

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jayce talis is a greedy motherfucker he has all bases covered

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my byler hyperfixation is coming back everyone brace for impact

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van chapman grew up eating hard tack and salt beef. she married a chef. her family is cursed to die young at sea. she grew old with someone she loved and opened a pub. she wanted to send him home to protect him. he wants to stay and make her tacos.

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nothing has solidified my lesbianism more than watching a live performance of the durmstrang and beauxbaton students

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my sad pathetic british man whom i relate to deeply

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Can't sleep, need to see the fucking damp bat and the literal embodiment of the sun make out, sloppy stylé

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happy wednesday

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“What’s your favourite horror movie” idk maybe the one where she doesn’t even know how to tell what clothes she likes but she’s in a relationship

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A mirmir

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i have never seen a clearer metaphor for being a closeted gay male than murph playing maxwell gotch, a character who is lured by the promise of sweaty, muscular men creating intricate rituals to touch each other and who frequently bites off his delicate white gloves to show his dirty bruised knuckles. happy pride everyone

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"i'm grappled. I'm exactly where i want to be."

yeah you would say that wouldn't you Maxwell...

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i understand that it damages the infamous and inherent Freakiness of tumblr but i really wish you could block tags

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his name is The Max. write it down. remember it.

(alternate versions below the cut)

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the return of the elmo pose