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“You greedy fat fuck” I call my cat who is sniffing my bag of French fries
“Gluttonous bastard” I continue inhaling the bacon double cheeseburger in my hands
#shitpost#today in history#this happened#kitty cat#pet cat#cat owner#my roommate saw#cheeseburger#I inhaled it#like new personal record
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Ah yes. The infamous “how hard do you have to slap a chicken to cook it” question.
I raise you this question: how fast do you have to crank your wank to cook it with friction?
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A dude in my class today
“ fish fish fish I am a fish”
He said it with confidence I was halfway convinced he was a fish
He wrote a poem about want to be a thoughtless fish, he’s wearing a shirt with waves on it, he showed us his tattoo of a fish on his ankle
I dream to achieve this man’s level of fish whimsy
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“just listen to your body”
my body wants to take all types of drugs and get hit by a train jessica
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I finished my Halloween costume!! My tv head OC Clara
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“I asked chat-gbt” the only GBT I’ll be asking questions is the LGBT thankyouverymuch
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I’ve been trying to make a amazing digital circus oc and I need help.
Which color palette looks more like putty?


Specifically the putty in the pictures
#digital art#OC#oc art#amazing digital circus#the amazing digital circus#the amazing digital circus OC#putty#play putty#play dough#help
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Made some follow up art for that scene


Drew my helluva boss OC inserted into my favorite episode
I love Bee’s design too. She is so pretty
Usually Harlee wouldn’t have her hair up like this but I thought it was easier to draw and would look better than down
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Should have known I wasn’t a cis woman sooner because I react to being sick the same way men do
I get a common cold and I start writing my will
Get a stomach bug and I’ve picked out my urn
Ear infection and I’m giving things away like I do when I am going to attempt
I cannot handle sickness like any normal AFAB
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The freak in me is sedated by this mortal forms sickness
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Slaps your naughty ass with

And fingers your tight pussy with

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Drew my helluva boss OC inserted into my favorite episode
I love Bee’s design too. She is so pretty
Usually Harlee wouldn’t have her hair up like this but I thought it was easier to draw and would look better than down
#helluva boss#hellaverse#hazbin hotel#art#OC Art#helluva boss oc#vivziepop#beelzebub#hellhound#hellhound oc#shitpost
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We should purge the human race by killing everyone on Reddit
I posted my art there and they said it was overly sexualized because I gave her a super long sweater turned dress instead of pants
I’m sorry? Can we no longer have fashion? Can I no longer dress my sexually confident 25 year old character THAT I MADE in sexy clothing?
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Why must my oc be confined to a singe gender? What if I want them to look like different people but keep some defining features? What if I want them to have different names for their different genders?
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