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Faces in coffee.

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Shuffles for yall

Idk

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This scientist crafts stunning visual art through chemistry.

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Thinking about how Cindy-Lou Who met the Grinch (Jim Carrey) at his full freak, trying to scare her off and told her he's a psycho, and she was just like "lol bestie u r so funny I love u" and I think we all need to have a ride or die like that

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He had a vision. S6 just messed it up.

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While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”

And then I Remembered.

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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Imagine you are Penelope and you launched a challenge in which only your husband could win, but if someone else won, you would be ready to die. Then a hooded guy, full of scars and torn clothes, arrives, wins the challenge, kills all the suitors and goes to you. You think, "My God, is he, he's my husband. He's back!" only for him to say he's not your husband and for a second your heart breaks until you realize that he is your husband, yes. He's just being a drama queen.

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'my wife' rankings:

1. i will get back to my son, and i will get back to my wife

2. how will you sleep at night? / next to my wife

3. i can't take more risks of not seeing my wife

4. tell me though who's penelope? / she's my wife

5. you planned to rape my wife; all of you are going to die

6. worst of all, i hear you dare to touch my wife

7. back at home my wife awaits for me, she's my everything, my penelope

8. deep down i would trade the world to see my son and wife

9. my wife and son are past these shores

10. you pretended to be my wife so i just played along

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Things Helluva Boss fans need to except:

1. Stolas and Blitzo meeting as children was not a recon

2. Stella being abusive was not a recon

3. Stolas never raped Blitzo or coerce him into making the deal with him

4. The deal between Blitzo and Stolas was consensual

5. Stolas was never ment to be evil after the pilot

6. Moxxie growing up with a mafia family in the greed ring was not a recon

7. Unhappy Campers was not a “Moxxie episode” nor a “Millie episode” it was an episode about both of them

8. Not all the female characters are “one note” and some of them actually have depth

9. Vivzepop doesn’t hate her female characters

10. Ozzie and Fizz being “good people” and not antagonists was not a recon

11. Ozzie and Fizz’s relationship dose not fetishize gay men

12. Blitzo and Stolas are both equally in the wrong

13. The show is not trying to make Stolas “the victim”

14. Vivziepop had said herself multiple times that Blitzo and Stolas are both in the wrong and that they both have flaws

15. The show is not trying to demonize Blitzo to make Stolas look better

16. Apology Tour is not trying to “victim blame” Blitzo, the whole point of that episode was to point out Blitzo own flaws, he’s not a good person

17. Stolas being a hypocrite was purely intentional by the writers, it’s ment to be a character flaw

18. Verosika is suppose to be spiteful towards Blitzo, he was incredibly toxic towards her while they were dating

19. Blitzo was a toxic boyfriend to Verosika and everyone else he has dated in the past

20. The ONLY reason Veroiska wanted to keep hosting the anti-blitzo parties was because she wanted other people to seek comfort in each other for what Blitzo put them through

21. Ghostf**kers was not a “Blitzo’s episode” in Millie’s prospective

22. Millie actually has depth to her character now

23. Mastermind is not a bad episode

24. Andrealphus is not attracted to Stella, he’s canonically gay

25. Mammon only cares about himself and doesn’t care about Leviathan at all, he’s trying to manipulate her by flirting with her, just because he’s asexual doesn’t mean that he’s being genuine with her

26. Stolas dose receive consequences for his actions, he literally lost everything and was going to be homeless for the next 100 years until Blitzo took him in

27. Stolas and Stella are not good parents but Stella is objectively worse

28. Stolas does feel guilty for making the deal with Blitzo

29. Octavia is not in the wrong

30. The “Karan” client is not a good person and you shouldn’t be sympathizing with her

31. Blitzo choosing to spare the couple on Christmas was not because they were a gay couple

32. Millie being pregnant did not “ruin” her character

33. Glitz and Glam are not incestuous

34. Fizzarolli is not real, he can’t actually be exploited

35. The Fizzarolli body pillow was ment to be a joke, it’s not trying to promote/exploit off of his abuse

36. Mrs. Mayberry is canonically lesbian, it doesn’t matter that she married a man in her past life, she’s allowed to change her preferences

That’s all I wanted to say 🙂

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I don’t like being referred to as a boy

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This is beautiful???? Omg???? You are so talented!!!!

Lily and her hot chef boyfriend, Reth.

I've been battling this since the start of the month, and finally declare it done. Lots of things here I find very difficult (guache, colour, shading in colour, background) and it has been a STRUGGLE, but I am exceptionally pleased with how it came out.

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I've made a visual for Chiron 😌 child, around like 7 or 8, with a toy Gillyfin made just for him

Okay no wait - now I'm thinking about a Polycule baby... Assuming Majiri and Humans can have kids together, it would be so cute...

Obviously it would come from Opal and Jel. Even if Tish and Jel weren't platonic she would still decline due to her illness and the possibility of passing it down.

We have a son, pale skin with messy brown curls, pointed ears, and Jel's golden eyes. Though he is a very quiet child, he is rambunctious and curious, getting stuck in very peculiar situations. Like foot stuck between a rock and a tree he was trying to climb to catch a chapaa kind of trouble. Not the muujin, he's afraid of them.

Jel is a doting father, though he is hesitant at first. For the first year or so he's so afraid of messing everything up, but once his son starts talking and walking, he lightens up. He makes all the clothes for him which means the kid ends up in some pretty unique looks.

Tish is the one who spoils him. She wants him to have everything she can possibly give him, the best toys and food and anything else he wants. She does draw the line at lettuce soup, much to Uncle Reth's dismay, as the kid really didn't like it the first time.

Reth is, of course, the fun uncle. But, he's also just as afraid of messing up as Jel is. He keeps his distance at first until the kid starts to really take to him and wants him to play with him. From then is when Reth starts to really open up.

Einar is very curious about the child, but loves him in his own way. He asks Tish to make a little wooden fishing play set so he can teach him how to fish and tell him everything he knows until he's old enough to hold the rod himself. When the rest of us are out, Einar offers to look over the kid. At first, in the earlier months, the kid sleeps most of the time. As he grows and gets more mobile and curious Einar will either play fishing with him or take him to the shore line to collect little rocks and seashells. He consults Hekla all the time for advice.

Speaking of Hekla, she is a self-proclaimed Godmother, but no one is going to argue that with her. She knows the most about child care and helps us whenever we need it.

Opal is likely the one to have the most difficulty. Coming from wherever she came from (assuming it was a time/place where humans still lived) it was still hard to adjust to a completely different environment. Especially where pregnancy is involved. And while Majiri seem to do most things the same, it's the differences that she tends to focus on. But, with her partners help she adjusts quick enough. They have to force her to take it easy, as well, something she has a LOT of trouble doing. She's a very go and do it yourself girl, but having to sit back and ask for help is difficult. Once the kid is born, she is back up the moment she can be, settling into motherhood much slower than she thought she would, but still settling.

And obviously if they can't physically have the child, they would adopt. Which is another post entirely!

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Snowy owl at the natural history museum in Oslo

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Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!

I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.