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Shoutout to this poster that insinuates that River and Jack are regenerations (River technically is a Time Lord but it's funnier if you think about it like this)

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Having strong morals is all fun and games until those morals stop you from writing your fucking persuasive speech because people are entitled to their own opinion and you don't want to 'make' them agree with you.

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Feel like everyone should see this thing I wrote instead of my persuasive speech in english.

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See's that there's mould on the last slice of bread. Eat it anyway.

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you are so spot on, my momma is a raggedy lesbian and we are pretty sure she's a vampire

It was mostly based on the fact that the first known vampire novel was lesbian. Didn't actually think I was right, this is beautiful.

Tell your mum she rocks or something for me. Love lesbians

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All right listen up

Vampires = lesbians

Werewolves = trans

Mermaids = gay men

Witches are just alt people

Wizards = neurodivergent

Warlocks = straight men idk why

The fae = genderqueer/agender/related genders

Anything that shapeshifts = genderfluid (sorry but this is what you get)

Anything that can be described as 'God' = pangender/pansexual

I don't make the rules.

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Thanks...

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'Your network is unstable' now you know how I feel bitch. stop complaining

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The original (which is still mostly accurate)

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What did Cotton Eye Joe do that stopped him (the singer) from getting married like was he his lover who disappeared or something? What happened?!

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Honestly NASA should have learned after like the third Apollo craft and STOPPED naming them after him cause like hardly anything involving him ends well. Did they not learn from his hundreds of dead lovers or something?

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You can block yourself?!!

What would this do if I did..?

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update guess I'm not getting my phone back

i cant get into watsapp from my laptop btw so discord it is.

guess which dumbass dropped their phone in the bath tub...

sent from my laptop

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guess which dumbass dropped their phone in the bath tub...

sent from my laptop

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A little fun fact I love is that the reason why many hospitals and medical things have Hermes' staff thing on them,dispite him not being a medicines God, is simply because someone at some point mixed it up with the God of medicine (not Apollo) who's staff has only one snake and no ones fixed it for some reason.

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Beware.

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Ugh need binder