mike-not-michael

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That last part is so ominous for no reason. When can I expect the assassins to appear in my room?

PART TWO BC I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF!!! I drew one, and I had to draw the other... Pride month is almost over, enjoy it while you can michael wheeler

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hey :(

migayeal wheeler

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Do I come out to her? She’s literally doing my makeup for me right now so I doubt she’d be shocked… or, like. Angry at me.

Why is it taking so long for her to find a few fucking makeup brushesss

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”Wow, you have long eyelashes for a boy” — my sister earlier today

… sigh

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Doing someone else’s makeup is so much easier than doing it on yourself… ughhh

I’m pretty sure I have eyeshadow up my nose, it ticklesss aaaaaaaa

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Max just said “SMASHHH” about my mom.

Gonna go throw myself off a cliff

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Why thank you Will :3

I must say, I can’t help but appreciate your looks… you’re more dashing than usual today :)

Will byers here, @mike-not-michael

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Hey so um is this perhaps a bit targeted or

“tHESe✊ArEn’T☝️YOur🫰NoRMaL👻dice🙂tHeY😳havE😀up😌TO👾TwenTY🤩siDes😼” boykisser 🫵 Now go do what you boykissers do best and go kiss boys, you boykisser who kisses boys 🫵

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Thanks for the tag Will, I love you <3

Ooc: a few of the songs that remind me of mike wheeler every time i hear them without failure: egg by djo, family tree by ethel cain, this is me trying by taylor swift, the archer by taylor swift and life for rent by dido! :)

New tag game bcs I need smth to with my life🤭

Now tell me—what song would save you from being Vecna’d?

I’ll start.

praying that this hasnt alr been done lmao😭😭

npt!! @queer-but-not-here @wizardelio @willfreakbyers @w1llspark @willbyersenthusiast @waiting-makes-me-antsy @ruxiliru @reilee44 @rainewheelerlovesbyler @riseandfallofamidwestbyler @therelmichaelwheeler @your-stranger-halfblood-things @iambylernow @ilovepedro-butilovehimdad @i-eat-homeless-people @ode-to-berlermo @plottwist-52 @prophecyhaunted @a-girl-on-film @somewiseouttheree @sylviethewise @sarstay @delicatetigerobject @demi-god77 @flowers4elise @human-being-on-earth @hawkinsoutcasts @kittykat940 @kissboybyler @krakoansam @letterbetter13 @lovemikewheeler @lorax-devito @lumax011 @cheriessbyler @churliezamp21 @chasing-clovers @bylersisendgame2 @byler20003 @byler-brainrot @bylertruthr @moonlight-froggy @mindflayedandslayed @dudewhoisgay +anyone who wants to join!!

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Do you spell your name Mike or Moke?

It’s Mike…

Is this Dustin, by any chance?

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Are you a butterfly

Uh. Yes?

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Unemployed aah post

He grew his wings

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No comment.

mike wheeler writes fanfics on doomed yaoi and gives them angst with a happy ending.

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what would you do if we were on a date and we were drawing together, and then all of a sudden i just leaned in a little bit closer, my breath ghosting your skin, and while holding intense eye contact with you (or not, if you don’t fw eye contact that’s fine ofc) i js fucking gobbled up your crayon.

what then?

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I opened Tumblr and was greeted by 7 notifications… haha ladies, ladies! One at a time!

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Oh 😀

THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT

Mike “very very VERY gay” Wheeler just got exposed by my friend who don’t even know who he is— Mike “Inmfydlg!” Wheeler WE KNOW WHAT U ARE

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In hindsight I have got to admit that I’ve been embarrassingly down bad for Will back for years (many more than I originally thought), ever since we were little kids. If only I knew then what I know now…

If fourteen year old me knew that sixteen year old me is Will Byers’ boyfriend he would piss himself. Or like. Smack me in the face, probably.