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Lancelot: I love you.

Merlin: You can't.

Lancelot: Why?

Merlin: Everyone who loves me, dies.

Lancelot: I'm sure that won't happen to me. I've got you to protect me.

*a few moments later*

Lancelot: *goes into the veil*

Merlin: You lying bastard.

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Chris: Allison, where's your brother?

Allison: He's making out with Scott.

Chris: Ugh, from all the people he must be dating a werewolf. Tell me that at least you don't date a werewolf.

Allison: I don't.

Chris: Thank Go-

Allison: Lydia is a banshee.

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How I imagine Klaus first meeting Elena

Elena: I'm Elena, Stefan's girlfriend.

Klaus: So you're the one who stole him from me?

Elena: I'm sorry?

Klaus: You should be.

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My brother: *brings his girlfriend to meet his family*

Me:

That happened to me yesterday 😫

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Harley Keener is one of my favourites 💛

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Therapist: Tell me about your love life.

Derek: You don't wanna hear it, believe me.

Therapist: Go on, don't be shy.

Derek: No, I'd rather not, really.

Therapist: *sighs* Okay. Family, then. I happen to remember you have an uncle-

Derek: Let's talk about my exes.

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Scott: We have a problem.

Stiles: *rolls eyes*

Isaac: What now, Scotty?

Scott: Liam's in love–

Stiles: What the hell, bro? That's amazing!

Scott: -with Theo.

Stiles: *faints*

Isaac: ...

Scott: ...

Isaac: Well, that went great.

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Thor: My friends, you won't believe it!

Clint: *sighs* What now?

Thor: Loki is...

Natasha: Dead. Again. Shocking.

Thor: No! He's doing a charity work! At the kissing booth!

Steve: ...

Bruce: ...

Clint: ...

Natasha: Well, that explains why Tony's gone. And why his wallet is also gone.

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Sheriff Stilinski: So... Derek. I couldn't help but notice you hang out with Stiles a lot.

Derek: Do I?

Stiles: *gay panic*

Sheriff Stilinski: Yes. I have for you just one question. Did you turn him?

Stiles & Derek: WHAT?!

Sheriff Stilinski: You know, it'd make sense. Stiles said you were stalking Scott when you turned him and one night I even heard Stiles groaning and saying something like "do it, don't stop—

Stiles: *blushes deeply*

Derek: *looks at the door*

Sheriff Stilinski: ...OH.

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Someone: How can you even like Loki? He's a villain and not that good-looking.

Me:

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Just a meme, because Minaris is an underrated ship and deserves more attention 💜

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Minho: Stars are beautiful tonight. You know what else is beaut-

Aris: Shut up.

Minho: Rude...

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Arthur: So who's your mysterious date?

Lancelot: I- I don't know what you're talking about, your highness.

Gwaine: Oh come on, Lance. Tell us!

Leon: Isn't it obvious? It's Merlin.

Merlin: ...

Knights: ...

Gwen: Yay!! I KNEW IT!

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Newt: How's the most beautiful person doing?

Tommy: *blushes* I-

Minho: *shouts from the rock where he's sitting with Aris* I'M FINE, THANKS FOR ASKING.

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#3 of "Rumours About Adopting Peter Parker" Series

*dinner*

Thor: So... I heard the good news.

Tony: What news?

Loki: THAT YOU'RE GONNA ADOPT PETE, IT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA!!!

Peter: *blush*

Clint: Who are you and what have you done to the Loki we know and hate?

Loki: ...

Loki: Sorry, Sylvie likes the kid and forced me to support you when she heard about the adoption.

Tony: ...

Thor: ...

Natasha: ...

Natasha: I need to meet her, we're gonna be best friends.

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Fights "Who's better?"

Bʏ Vᴇᴇ Nᴏᴋᴋᴇɴ

Round 1: Peter Hale vs Peter Parker

Peter Hale: I'm a werewolf.

Peter Parker: I'm a Spider-Man, I was bitten-

Tony Stark: Spider-Boy.

Peter Parker: Yeah, dad, don't interrupt me. Like I said, I was bitten by a radioactive spider and I'm like a hybrid of spider and human, but not exactly, I mean I'm not sure-

Vee Nokken: Okay, Pete, you can stop, we understand.

Derek Hale: *whispers* Thanks. He's like a Stiles. Never stop talking.

Peter Hale: Well, I was resurrected.

Peter Parker: I was not existed. I mean I turned to dust but five years later I returned thanks to dad, I mean he's- *points at Tony Stark* he's basically dead, but he's here, so it's really crazy-

Vee Nokken: *exhausted* Okay, Parker, you won, just shut- *seeing Tony's glare* shut the door behind you, please.

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#2 of "Rumours About Adopting Peter Parker" Series

Ned: Dude, I heard Tony Stark is gonna adopt you! It's awesome!

Peter: No, Ned, it's not true-

Ned: *looks behind Peter* Look! He's here!

Peter: *turning around* Hi, Mr Stark!

Tony: *kissing Peter on the forehead* I just came to say tonight we have dinner with Loki and Thor so don't be late. And be careful on a patrol, kiddo.

Ned: *mutters, looking at them* Not gonna adopt him? Yeah, and I'm the Captain America. They already behave like son and dad.