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I feel like a proud parent after Lando’s win 🥹

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My brain every time Hermes is on screen:

🎶Alexander Hamilton, my name is Alexander Hamilton🎶

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Percy Jackson, you have made New York proud today 🫡

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*actual senerio*

Me: *causally watching the new mandalorian episode* is that- no that’s not… holy shit it’s jack black

Me: *squinting at the screen* and is that- *very loud, very dramatic gasp* LIZZO??? *dies*

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Is that (takes a very deep breath) ZEBBBBBB?!?!?!

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Damian: *Screams*

Jason: * Screams louder to assert dominance*

Dick: Should we do something?!

Tim, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

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Crowley: You're giving me a sticker?

Airaphale: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me- wow!”

Crowley: I'm not a preschooler.

Aziraphale: Fine, I'll take it back

Crowley: I earned this, back off!

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Aziraphale : Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason.

Aziraphale : Me too!

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Crowley: Two bros!

Crowley: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Crowley: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!

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Sam: Why are your tongues purple?

Dean: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Cas: I had a red one.

Sam: oh

Sam:

Sam: OH

Jack:

Jack: You drank each other's slushies?

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Sam: Cas isn’t answering his phone

Dean: I’ll call

Sam: I tried six times, what makes you thi-

Cas: Hello?

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*Sam, Dean, and Cas are sitting on a bench*

Jack: Why do you guys look so sad?

Dean: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Jack sits down*

Cas: The bench is freshly painted.

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Jason: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Dick: Put spaghetti in it.

Jason: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Damian: Put spaghetti in it.

Jason: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Tim: Put spaghetti in it.

Jason: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

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Peeta : I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Katniss: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Peeta : *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Katniss: *chugs entire bottle*

Katniss: It’s perfume.

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Camila: Is something burning?

Billy: Just my love for you.

Camila: Billy, the toaster is on fire.

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Daisy: Am I in trouble?

Billy: Take a guess.

Daisy: No?

Billy: Take another guess.