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ok, I’ve seen a lot of angst about the pines and how they (at least dipper and Mabel, but let’s be honest here, idk how ford and Stan fare in like, weirdmaggedon without them) die in like every universe, but what about the other characters reacting to thier deaths? What happens their families? What about Soos and Wendy? Bill and Gideon are going to crash out SO HARD over ford/mabel respectively, Pacifica just lost the only friends she’s ever had, and come to think of it, Fiddlefords in the same boat.

imagine the rest of gravity falls without the pines.

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Headcanon that Fiddleford adapts shockingly well to online culture, bill has no interest but falls backwards into getting everything right and brushes it off like it was on purpose, Stan could understand it but chooses not to so he can annoy dip and mab and ford….ford certainly is here too. 

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I love Shermie in post canon Billford and Fiddlestan fics and need more of him. Because like, it is objectively hilarious to imagine being Shermie, who’s general understanding of his brothers that he hasn’t speaking to in thirty years is that ford is nerdy and awkward and Stan is rambunctious but you know, secretly a wet cat. and then he meets their boyfriends and they’re CRIME LORD SATAN/GOD and the EX CULT LEADER COWBOY. 🤠 

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deep, deep, deep in my soul I know that reverse falls Bill and Fiddleford are repressed 1950s housewives.

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I think about that one scrapped book of bill “regrets? None!” Page that would have apparently have had ford’s face scribbled out beneath the ‘none.’ Not his parents. Not euclydia. FORD. He fucking loved his nerd, but bill can’t love anything that isn’t himself. 

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So fun fact about how I personally write Billford fankids; they just APPEAR. No one has them, like they are not born, they spawn in like they’re Minecraft creepypatsas or smth. There is no prep time. There is no warning. THROW THEM IN FIRE, GIVE THEM QUADRUPLETS OR SMTH IDK

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Idea: since bill can be reincarnated in any time period now, does that mean in his new lives he would have met past incarnations of the zodiac?  Like as a human or a moth or whatever?

If the former, do you think there’s records of divorced medieval Billford? Like imagine with me, prince and knight, mayhaps? They weren’t even married and yet they still got divorced???

also the idea of the zodiac existing in other time periods and Axolotl being like “dammit again?”

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The unused potential of handyman bill being stuck in the shack with the other ex-antagonists. I want everyone to imagine bill, Pacifica, Gideon, Robbie I guess, and ykw, Fiddleford too, all sitting at the dining table looking just utterly apathetic as the pines run from like, cuthulu or something outside the window. Wendy walks in and says “you get used to it by month two” and walks away

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I need post canon lavender marriage Emma may and Fidds. Like imagine Emma asking him “oh yeah did you ever figure out who your crush was dating?” And Fiddleford just stares off into space before saying “ I told you already.” And Emma may is like “??? You told me he was dating a triangle, I thought that was the memory gun” and fidds just sighs and says “no. No that one was real..

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One of my favorite flavors of bill pines is when he’s not redeemed as much as he has reassessed his hierarchy of wants. Like he just decides “husband above world domination” and he’s so single minded that he’ll just not do world domination because otherwise he’d have to sleep on the couch, and that’s enough for him.

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Andy from @ask-outside-stars by @candyqueenblog

I’ve literally only had Andy for a day and a half and she is EVERYTHING TO MEEEEEEE

GO READ OUTSIDE/INSIDE STARS RIGHT NOW ON A03 TIS PEAK

(Also as an asexual it makes my day when authors write with being able to allow readers to skip explicit sections in mind, so thank you :)) this fic warmed my heart in so many ways josehojfsnosjefnosejf)

Commissions open! DM to secure a slot.

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Ok genuine question: are the portal/portal pieces still in the basement? Like…like did they ever  sell the scrap metal or is it just still down there? Because it would be SO FUNNY if its just down there and Stan and ford are like eh, we’ll get to it and THEY NEVER DO

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Ford doesn’t snore. Instead he says honk shoo honk shoo mimimimi ALOUD in his sleep and it drives everyone crazy. Bill, Stan, and Fiddleford finally agreed on something and are going to stage an intervention.

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I know what grim certainty that after finding out about the ford mpreg thing dipper gives bill and ford a copy of “the flesh” from fnaf. 

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bill and ford would love rainforest cafe and just despise margaritaville with every fiber of their beings for no discernible reason. Like not margaritas. Not jimmy buffet. Just the restaurant itself. Stan and Fiddleford are the EXACT OPPOSITE. Any time the four of them are in a mall they have a public debate about their themed restaurants and it is a fucking spectacle.

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DELTARUNE CHPT 3 SPOILERS BELOW:

DELTARUNE CHPT 3 SPOILERS BELOW

GRAVITY FALLS TOO

Saw rouxls and the weather duo get into a polycule and knew what I had to do

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Headcanon that every time bill poses a puppet/mannequin he looks like a completely different person because he has no concept of human gender, hair, ect. This is my proof of concept for that