...and goin' nowhere fast. Ah, well. All in the details, right? I guess I'll take my time and enjoy the plod. [Indie FFXV OC] [Semi-selective, mostly mutuals only] [Written by Elsa] [Sideblog. Follows back from outofmychair.]
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@grieving-glaive | x
“That’d be great, thank you” Millicent tried to twist and adjust herself so that the hanging end of her jacket was easier for the man to reach. Adjusting to the loss of her arm was still a struggle, and despite having felt nothing when her shoulder shattered, there was a strange sort of phantom pain that lingered as though she had.
It was a bit embarrassing to ask for help with something as simple as getting on her jacket, But it was much preferable than having her jacket half hanging off her. “Sorry for the trouble”
“Not a problem.”
Corvin catches the edge of her jacket sleeve when it comes into range, before shifting his hold to the shoulder and tugging the jacket into place for her. Perhaps a miracle, since by all appearances he seems incapable of fully tucking in his own shirt.
“All good?” he asks, hitching his thumbs through his belt loops.
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by the way my best friend @nicxan drew Corvin for me a few days ago and he is adorable
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CREATE A DRAGON BASED ON YOUR MUSE !!
Create your muse as a dragon then tag however many people you’d like to do the same! Remember to REPOST, do NOT REBLOG.
Adult:
Baby:
Tagged by: Myself Tagging: Whoever wants to
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“Fuck that.”
(Very Eloquent sentence starters | Accepting)
Corvin shifts in place, slightly uncomfortable as he attempts to decide if that somehow counts as an order. Probably not? Yeah, that seems like a safe-ish bet.
“‘s not great,” he agrees, in the carefully placating tones of one who lives at the bottom of the totem pole and does not want to be eaten by the ones at the top, “but the Marshall seems to think there’s cause for concern, and I got my orders to get you outta sight ‘til we know what’s what.”
Again, he makes a motion for the prince to follow him. “This way, Your Highness.”
@warpstrikeassassin
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“I’m always ready to suffer.”
(Assorted sentence starters | Accepting)
“That’s the spirit.” Corvin clapped him on the back before reaching up to adjust his own tie. Granted, he didn’t especially mind security detail during banquets, but if Prompto wanted to look at it as Suffering, then far be it from Corvin to interrupt his melodrama.
“Just remember, the louder the noble the more harmless. It’s the quiet ones you gotta worry about.”
Not exactly accurate, but he was working under the assumption that Prompto had already been given his marching orders for the evening.
#Ask#bestchocobro#(figuring Prom did at least some regular crownsguard-y stuff before getting immediately promoted to royal bodyguard)
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Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah - Fingerstyle Guitar Cover By James Bartholomew
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(1) "Stuff that's been said in the chatroom" Sentence Starters meme
((WOOPTY DOO THERE’S MORE || @roaringheart ))
——— “Chill your angsty hair.”
“I want those kitty thigh highs ok.”
“Hello kiddo. Or not kiddo.”
“I have reasons for this I swear.”
“Are you saying he’s/she’s/they’re sexy.”
“I wanted Ominous, not Hot Sexy Baby !”
“He/She/They think(s) psycho is sexy, I’m gonna cry.”
“WHAT IN THE MIGHTY SILVERPELT AM I LOOKING AT HERE !?”
“I shoved [muse name] off the couch while saying, ‘Heroes never die.’”
“IT AIN’T MY FAULT THIS TIME !!”
“OH CRAP CRAP ON A STICK.”
“Who needs sleep ?”
“Who let me become an adult ?”
“I CAME IN AT A WEIRD TIME, BYE.”
“SHE/HE/THEY THOUGHT IT WAS REGULAR WATER.”
“What quirky thing should I say ?”
“That is why [muse name] is the Stoner Uncle™.”
“I HAVE A FEELING THAT’S A BAD IDEA, BUT HEY !”
“I know what I must do now.”
“HM, HOW BADLY SHOULD I SPOIL THIS EPISODE ????”
“Oh Lord what have I done.”
“I could just knee you in the stomach and you’d go down.”
“I want [muse name] to punch me in the face… So I’d have an excuse to punch him/her/them back.”
“I’VE BEEN SAYING “DANG IT [muse name]” EVER SINCE I WOKE UP.“
“I need to step up my edge.”
“Why am I enduring this hell.”
“I only listen to Nightwish, Linkin Park, and Evanescence because they’re the only ones who GET ME.”
“You and your memes, [muse name].”
“[muse name], your mouth is a meme field.”
“I’m being a poop.”
“My mouth is the source of a Fountain of Wisdom from which nothing but profanities and memes flow out.”
“What if the sun is just a nightlight.”
“I hereby relinquish my edgelord title to you.”
“I MUST GIVE MY DARLING [muse name] THE BEST !!”
“Apparently I forgot how to dry myself.”
“I’ve had my hair in a braid for 4 days.”
“I had an answer to that but I will not say it so nevermind.”
“THE CRAB IS DEAD AT LAST!”
“The wild [muse name] is a timid creature.”
“It’s okay [muse name], only cool kids are invited anyway.”
“Are you making fun of my gender?”
“Google is just a cheap tactic to make weak search engines stronger.”
“[muse name] is shaped like a mom friend.”
“He’s like the soulless pacifist player.”
“Welcome to the Nerd Squad, [muse name].”
“HEY [muse name] THAT’S MY JOB!!”
“I’M GOING TO PUNCH EVERYONE.”
“Can…we all be dank memes?”
“I’m down to dank.”
“Uptown Dank You Up.”
“I’M THE DANK MEME.”
“My mom thinks I’m an alien because I don’t eat broccoli.”
“[Muse name] hated someone’s creation and set it on fire.”
“Destruction is never the answer.”
“Answer me, you midget !”
“NOT THIS AGAIN.”
“I’m gonna go get a snack, don’t destroy the house while I’m gone.”
“I come back and everyone’s screaming.”
“Shrug emoji.”
“YOU REALLY SAID ‘SHRUG EMOJI’ OUT LOUD!?”
“You wanted a father for your kid so I was like "hey.”“
"MY LIFE IS JUST ONE BIG SPONGEBOB REFERENCE AND I LOVE IT.”
“Why do I still have my Shrek icons.”
“Are you ready to suffer ?”
“I’m always ready to suffer.”
“The 80s was a different time.”
“Time to raid the fridge.”
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#Hey Listen To This! (Music)#(spud was rambling about a band AU where Vin was the guitarist and the idea kinda stuck with me?#honestly like 83 % of Vin as a character is Spud's fault ngl)
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❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞
(Random Sentence Starters | Accepting)
Corvin grins, slow and cheeky, the tip of his tongue caught between his teeth. Despite that, all he actually says, feigning innocence all the while, is, “Couldn’t tell ya. He’s always awake before I am, and I never really got into that weird ‘watching him while he sleeps’ trend.”
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a hundred random starters
below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit ;)
❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞
❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞
❝ love is love is love is love. ❞
❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞
❝ why are you crying this time? ❞
❝ you will never escape. ❞
❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞
❝ everything has its consequences. ❞
❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞
❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞
❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞
❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞
❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞
❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞
❝ they died screaming. ❞
❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞
❝ how long have you known? ❞
❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞
❝ the law can be changed. ❞
❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞
❝ your child is adorable! ❞
❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞
❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞
❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞
❝ he adores you. ❞
❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞
❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞
❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞
❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞
❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞
❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞
❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞
❝ then kill me. ❞
❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞
❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞
❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞
❝ death is just another adventure. ❞
❝ stop! ❞
❝ let them watch. ❞
❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞
❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞
❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞
❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞
❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞
❝ you love him? ❞
❝ do you love me at all? ❞
❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞
❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞
❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞
❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞
❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞
❝ the king is displeased. ❞
❝ long live your majesty! ❞
❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞
❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞
❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞
❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞
❝ do you really think that? ❞
❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞
❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞
❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞
❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞
❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞
❝ are you a virgin? ❞
❝ I’m married. ❞
❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞
❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞
❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞
❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞
❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞
❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞
❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞
❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞
❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞
❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞
❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞
❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞
❝ are we going to die here? ❞
❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞
❝ I am no longer a child! ❞
❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞
❝ what if something happens to them? ❞
❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞
❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞
❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞
❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞
❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞
❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞
❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞
❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞
❝ this is my home. ❞
❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞
❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞
❝ fuck me. ❞
❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞
❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞
❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞
❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞
❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞
❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞
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(Emotion starters | Accepting)
71. mischievous
Corvin looks thoughtful. Which, as a general rule, should probably not be encouraged. Evidently, he never got that memo himself.
As casually as one might ask about the weather, he wonders, “If I duct taped a harmonica to the grill of the Marshal’s car, d’you think he’d seriously kill me, or just kill me a little?”
...At least he knows it’s not a good idea.
@sage-fire
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RP-Meme: These Feelings
Send me ‘Feeling’ and I’ll generate a random number between 1-100 and write a starter in which my muse is feeling… (You can also send me ‘Feeling ⇆’, and my muse will find yours feeling…)
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You and Ignis ever get up to any kinky stuff in the bedroom, Corvin?
“And a happy Monday to you, too,” he offers dryly. “Sometimes, yeah. You can use your imagination for the details.”
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FUCK sentence starters
“Fuck off.” “Fuck this.” “Fuck that.” “Fuck me.” “Fuck you.” “Fuck everything.” “Let’s fuck.” “Fucking hell.” “Fuck.”
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