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I don't trust him

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HOT

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Last year as Robin

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translation: “My sheep! [bah! bah!] You are my life. [bah! bah!] Walk behind me…[bah! bah!] Sing (after me).”

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The random desire to have friends is wild.

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*arguing about who is most robin-like*

Damian: robins reguarly fight to the death to defend their home. i am the most territorial, therefore i fit the bird mantle more accurately,

Tim, lazily: robins are also omnivores, so you’re out, you fucking vegan

Damian: i am vegetarian not vegan you utter-

Steph, googling: apparently robins are monogamous and mate for life. so. like.

Dick:

Steph: Dick’s out.

Dick: you’re mean.

Tim: this forum says that robins die really young and only really tend to live to like, five or six.

Dick:

Steph:

Damian:

Tim: …so…

Everyone: *slowly turns to look at Jason, who’s busy reading a book*

Jason: *looks back at them, incredulous*

Jason: oh come on- i’m not even a part of this debate, how am i STILL catching strays?!

Dick: we’re saying you’re the most robin like-!

Jason: FOR GETTING CAUGHT BY A PREDATOR.

Damian: oh god, i’ve already been Robin for two years. how long do you think i have left?

Jason: you guys are assholes

Tim: stop making everything about you Jason, Damian might DIE soon.

Jason: ?!?

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The early dinahbabs breakups are so funny Dinah's like I'm sick of protecting corporate interests can we do stuff that matters and Babs is like ugh your stupid commie ex skewed your views so you're thinking with your heart not head and then Dinah's like maybe we should take a break and it's played exactly like a couple break up.

Can a woman with mild socialist views and a cop's daughter who violates privacy and laws as easy as breathing all in the name of order and justice ever find true love? Find out next time on Birds of Prey.

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Jason loves to read and he can write an excellent level of essay.

what else does he love? annoying Bruce.

so, what did he do as a hobby?

writing fanfiction of Bruce Wayne or Batman with anyone he can think of.

Superbat? done, 10k words, slowburn, friends to lovers.

Batlantern? done, 11k words, smut, enemy to lovers.

Wonderbat? done, 15k words, dom!diana, omegaverse.

Brucebat? done, 9k words, identity revealed, childhood friends.

Twobats? done, 10k words, secret love, childhood friends to lovers.

Batjokes? done, 3k words, gore, Major character death (J).

The book was so good, when Jason converted one of the fic into a book (change name etc.) he won the best selling book ever in Gotham.

Tim, reading one of Jason's books: i know this storyline seems familiar!

Jason: ...

Jason: which one did you read?

Tim: ...

Tim, whsipering: the wonderbat ones.

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Why is there so many ppl following me???

Thanks for stopping by but there's nothing to see here ?

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"Be careful kiddo, don't drop it or you will get yourself and your partner burnt… "

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scandalous

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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"are you normal about-" no I'm an insane pervert