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This.

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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@itsstillstrega this seems right up your alley :D

He’s not gay enough for superhell

Dc x dp dead on main:

Danny moves to Gotham for college and falls head over heels for the ecto contaminated beef cake in his English lit class.

He’s constantly tripping over himself anytime he’s around and wants nothing more than to grab his attention.

Now thanks to all Mr. Lancers hard work, Danny’s actually pretty good at English, but thanks to a certain walking distraction he starts to fall behind.

The first time he gets a D on a test he nearly sobs. Thankfully he has a merciful teacher that decided to help him out, so they asked Jason if he could tutor Danny so he could bring up his grades.

Unfortunately that doesn’t stop Danny from being an absolute mess, and an absolutely terrible flirt.

While discussing Jane Austin, Danny decides to just bite the bullet.

“So what would it take for someone to win your heart?” He asked with a dopey grin.

Jason snorted, “The Joker’s corpse.” He said, half paying attention before continuing on with the lesson.

Danny blinked, “uhhh, which one?”

Jason paused, “what do mean which one? There’s only one joker.” He looked at Danny like he was stupid.

Danny just shrugged, “well, yeah, now there is. But, like which corpse did you want? The first, 2nd, or 3rd joker?” He asked, giving Jason a dopey grin. “I can definitely get you the 2nd jokers corpse, the third is still active so he’d require some extra effort, but I may have a problem with the first Joker.”

Jason narrowed his eyes, “and why’s that?”

Danny shrugged, “oh Batman killed him years ago,” he paused, “well technically he didn’t land the final blow. He did however cause the concussion that caused him to stumble off a cliff, but he would have died from the internal bleeding anyway.” Danny explained, not understanding why Jason was so shocked but not at all mad about the attention.

“I’m pretty sure most of his body’s been eaten by the local wildlife at this point, but I can try to find his skull if you want?” Danny said, batting his eyelashes.

Jason just stared at him in shock. “How-how could you possibly know that!?!?”

Danny smiled, “oh, I have some friends that are constantly in and out of walker’s prison in the ghost zone. Apparently the guy won’t shut up about Batman and bragging about killing a Robin.” Danny frowned, “stupid move really, living or dead, people are rarely chill about child killers. Walkers had to put him in solitary just about every week.”

Jason huffed, “you expect me to believe Batman killed the Joker after he killed m-Robin and now he’s in ghost jail?”

“Well where did you think he would end up?” He rolled his eyes “He’s not gay enough for superhell.”

Jason just blinked. “Was that a Supernatural reference?” He smirked, making Danny blush.

“Uhh. Maybe?”

Jason smiled, “alright, prove to me that joker is dead and not only will I go on a date with you, I’ll introduce you to my family as my boyfriend.”

Danny turned bright red and beamed “Deal!”

An hour later Jason walked out of the weirdest prison he had ever seen with his new boyfriend and a new lease on life.

When Jason brought Danny home for dinner that night, they ended up eating without Bruce, as he was still frozen in shock by the front door after his son came in, introduced him to his new boyfriend as his dad and gave him a hug!

A real hug! A hug that lasted a full 30 seconds!

Danny wasn’t sure what was going on but he had a hot new boyfriend who was familiar with the ghost zone! He couldn’t wait to introduce him to clockwork!

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they updated the fugging ui againnnn i’m crashing tf out

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New Pfp WIP 💜💚🧡

it’s my unamed nb zombie oc! i’m working on a traditional full body drawing of them as well

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You yo daddy son [Danny Constantine Prompt]

Featuring: Danny applying a UNO reverse card.

So, it's already a classic that Constantine is a tax evader for the Realms and our Schrödinger's boy is the one who fixes his paperwork mess.

So I thought, how can Danny return the favor?

Well, have you seen that one of Batman's most iconic moments is when he says "Boo" to some Grim Reapers who were complaining that he's escaped them several times?

Then it hit me like a flash: Grim Reapers are to Danny what demons are to Constantine.

Danny is both alive and dead.

So, of course, this has to be a pain in the ass for the Grim Reapers and Grim Reapers-adjacent (The Fates). For Danny, living and dying is like turning a light switch on and off, and the Grim Reapers are like, the people in the house who see him do it but can't do anything about it.

Danny has a mountain of paperwork the size of Everest in his name, but they can't give it to Danny because, as the Ghost King, he's their fucking superior. So they have to swallow their anger and try to keep track of when he's alive and when he's dead.

But then, through divine intervention Clockwork, they discover that Danny's biological father is John Constantine.

Yes, that John Constantine they also have beef with. And did you know he has no idea he has a biological son?

Just imagine: John is at a JL meeting when, out of nowhere, a portal appears and a grim reaper emerges from it, asking for John Constantine. The League relaxes a bit because, unfortunately, it wouldn't be the first time a supernatural being has done this, but they're on guard and judging John with their eyes because the entity in question is a grim reaper.

Constantine, on the other hand, is confused as shit because he doesn't remember having fucked around with death or death-adjacent recently.

And Constantine (along with the JL) discovers that:

1) He has a son.

2) His son somehow manages to constantly die and revive.

3) His son is following in his footsteps and fucking with supernatural entities.

4) Grim Reapers are very petty, because they're being more cryptid than usual and telling him everything except the whereabouts of his son.

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i just fucking realized today paper clips are made of nickel while making a paper clip chain in my band director’s office after not knowing for fucking years

i’m allergic to nickel

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New project just dropped:

20k words, mlm, slow burn, rivals to lovers, basketball au, original story,

this is gonna be based off of a conversation i had with a friend last year during the basketball season at my high school

This will be posted to ao3 and will hopefully have 15-ish chapters

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Let’s Play Two Truths And A Lie!

the bracelet was the lie

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rebloging for the addition bc it’s so good?

time travel fanfic idea where Jason comes back to before he was adopted, him and Batman still meet and he still ends up being adopted by Bruce Wayne, but he just refuses to acknowledge Batman and Robin, he acts like a civilian boy, he has over thirteen extracurriculars that Bruce does his best to keep up with. He regularly works out and trains all the fighting he's learned over the years, he goes on a gap year before college to recuperate the all blades and pretends to be the civilian in a family of crime fighting vigilantes.

He's doing pre-med and keeps nagging his siblings to go to college too (Cass, Tim), Duke is the one who spends more time with him bc everyone else is nocturnal and sleep through the day, but Jason likes to drive Duke to his classes and pick him up so they can have lunch together, Damian had a hard time at first, because Jason speaks every language that he speaks and all bat related things have to stay at the cave, his league training didn't prepare him for a civilian brother.

During an attempted kidnapping during one of the Wayne galas, Jason's whole plan almost gets blow up because one of the guys has taken a woman hostage and his Red Hood fried brain just pounced on the dude with all his might, wrestled him for the gun and kept him stuck under his boot with the gun pointed between the guys brows.

He had to pretend to be scared when Batman came to the rescue and act like he didn't know how to handle a gun.

+ Alfred 100% thinks Jason was on a children gang and that's why he's so good with knives, guns and rifles, but who's he to say anything about people's past

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ok who the fuck was gonna tell me moon knight was actually really fucking funny or was i just supposed to find this out from a yt short?

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reallllllllll

being mutuals is like we’ve never talked but i saw your vent post and do you want me to kill that person for you. still won’t talk to you tho bc that is scary sorry. love you

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chat i don’t think i’m a girl or a boy i think i just am? like just exist as a person and nothing more? does this even make sense? god gender is so fucking confusing

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it’s out it’s out it’s out it’s out it’s out it’s out it’s out it’s out wishbone is finally out holy shit i’m bouncing around the walls holy shit

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chat i’m going to start signing my art with a name i’ve considered going by because my birth name is super fem

Orion <3

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babygirl jason todd they could never make me hate you. no one will ever convince me that jason todd is ugly. that's willis' little prince, you know he inherited his dad's good looks, and we know willis was pulling badass stunning women.

I just imagine a scenario where jason is with the bats, could be a gala or some civilian something, and they are all joking about looks and who can flirt and get more numbers and what not, and they're gonna make jason the butt of the joke as per usual, except a devastingly handsome, slightly older man approaches and is very VERY clearly interested in jason and ONLY jason. he isn't creepy or pushy, just earnest and whole heartedly smitten with jason.

and maybe they expect the man to receive a mean quip or a swift rejection. but instead, to their utter suprise, jason just blushes, really soft and gentle and takes the number handed to him on a slip of paper, batting his eyelashes and tucking a little curl behind his ear.

and all the bats are shocked, thats not at all what they were expected. And the thing is, IT KEEPS HAPPENING.

a middle aged woman, a young new CEO, a silver fox with a smooth accent, keep approaching jason throughout the night, with either hungry or starstruck eyes.

roaming over inky, bouncing curls, high cheekbones and clear skin, broad shoulders, supple chest, tiny waist, stunning ass and legs. just jason being devastingly attractive and people wanting him, and making it known. and jason just being overwhelmed and flattered but soaking it in.

YEAAAAA DEVASTATINGLY ATTRACTIVE JASON TODD

i think about this jason A LOT. he is the baby girl. willis calling him his prince was so stinking cute 😭 and YES. there is no way jason isn't canonically attractive considering willis' play.

I LOVEEEE YOUR DESCRIPTIONS

i always enjoy thinking about jason getting suitors and nobody expecting it (he doesn't either). and they're always so hot and so much older. jason strictly going for older people has to be my fav hc even tho it's also pretty canon LOL he loves him some pseudo parental figures that remind him of his mommy daddy issues

jason's reactions <3 he most definitely blushes all sweet and timid when someone earnestly compliments/flirts with him. thank you so much for this anon but now i want more :/