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you mean their muscles?

hey wanna see the guns soviet astronauts carried on space missions?

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I’ve been SCREAMING this!!! And having the affair with George brings the ship into the spotlight to the DNF shippers AND the whole of the community and server

We can laugh at Dream for wanting a harem but it makes sense. He gets to bring the relationship(s) to light and Fundy in one fell swoop. So now Fundy gets the character development he deserves, albeit in a very depressing way

Fuck, I'm going to say it

The only reason Fundywastaken is almost none in the plot is bc no one seemed to care enough

You see, the first time the engagement is brought up, it was the Dreamons bit and it was SUPER important, but there were only Tubbo there, and he also didn't seem to mind or make big case of it.

Then, Dream tries again, talking in the middle of a big stream with Tommy, someone who could make it as a plot device, but he just shoved it away

Fundy tried with Karl too, but also didn't get so many of reactions

I think that's the main reason why this amazing ship is not brought up, the other never seemed to care enough

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we live in a dystopian society-

Farewell online privacy

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tutorials man

game: here :)))) some boosters to get you started :)))) click on one to use-

me, frantically trying to defy the tutorial: grēd

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yeah

Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

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I learned how to spell words normally because I’m not a fucking idiot.

Arthur the Aardvark taught me how to spell desert and dessert (‘dessert’ gets two s’s bc you love it so much) and 20 years later i remember that lesson with more alacrity, gratitude, and frequency than anything i learned in a classroom

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I learned how to spell words normally because I’m not a fucking idiot.

Arthur the Aardvark taught me how to spell desert and dessert (‘dessert’ gets two s’s bc you love it so much) and 20 years later i remember that lesson with more alacrity, gratitude, and frequency than anything i learned in a classroom

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ngl thought you were talking about chess at first

First my every move is followed by the red, twitchy eyes of the local wild hare infestation. Then the fireflies start flashing what looks suspiciously like morse code.

And now the sound of the crickets gets closer and closer.

each.

and every.

night.

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voodoo.

every time i get drunk i wake up with a little bit less hair the next morning

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hold on if vampires get splinters do they die

What'do vampires need all those long dining tables n fancy plates n silverware n shit for THEY DON'T EAT

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b-but—

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hejwjhd this is adorable

fun fact that many people do not know, princess tiana is real!

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you had the opportunity to go “that’s whack” and you didn’t and i’m disappointed in you

you hear about recovery not being linear (”there are ups and downs”), but actually it’s more like a game of wack-a-mole. this is not a bad thing

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how did you obtain pictures of myself

i need cash so i will be selling nudes, however they will be nudes of various shaved animals such as naked sun bears

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i’m in this picture and i don’t like it

been thinking about appearances and stuff

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THIS HELLSITE OF A PLACE SOMETIMES PRODUCES GOOD

~I made stickbuggsss! 

they’re on redbubble so you can stick bug ur stuff c: and I can do more flags 👍

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goals

The year is 2022. You’re driving home from work, wifey calls & asks you to get some diapers for the baby. You grab roses for her. Life’s good. She’s crying in the closet you forgot the diapers what’s she gonna do with roses idiot there’s shit everywhere this is why your parents never loved y