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Who will follow John bower?

Q. What gay dc character will be Larry's love interest in season 2? Any ideas? I'm just excited to see season 2 Larry being able to move on and experience love without the problems of the past so anybody any ideas?

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Percy jackson challenge

Please for the love that is holy can someone create a parody song of the Irish drinking song with POJ characters just for laughs. Thanks.

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Prompt List of  Solangelo One Shots:

This list of 32 prompts can be used by anyone wanting to create work on A03, send me a link if you are going to use it so I can see them as well if you want!

- Where one person is famous and sets up a dating account with their real picture and the other sees it and is like, oh dude you are not fooling anyone with that picture and when they actually meet the other is pissed because DUDE YOU’RE THAT FAMOUS PERSON and the other is like, yeah, I mean, I thought you knew…

- I’m egging a random person’s house to relieve stress and you join me and as it is your ex’s and now they are chasing us as well as the police and now we’re both in jail waiting to be bailed so um you want to talk about it?

- Supernatural High School AU Vampire!Nico/Witch!Will. We meet because I need a vile of vampire venom for a potion and my demon best friend said you’re the person to talk to.

- We’re both in the brass section of the marching band and you never stop making ‘horny’ puns.

- You think I always forget pencils in this class, but I just want to talk to you and now have a little over 200 pencils at home.

- I’m a single parent bringing my kid to school and you run the overpriced ice cream cart and keep guilt tripping me into buying your expensive shit for my kid but I swear I didn’t see you walking beside us and I just wanted to make my daughter happy by driving through the biggest puddle in the road later on.

- Solangelo as thieves who accidentally try to rob a bank at the same time and team up. Nico complimenting how sexy Will looks while weaving their way through an intricate network of deadly lasers. Nico then as soon as Will makes it across, turns off the lasers and just walks through.

- I was walking by the roller coasters and SOMEONE’S SHOE FLEW OFF AND HIT ME IN THE HEAD.

- We are panicked yelling in unison because of lost baggage in between connecting flights and now we’re stuck-in-an-airport-because-the-flights-were-SO-VERY-delayed-and-it’s-like-two-am. When the plane does come; we’re sitting next to each other on this plane and I was eating gummies, but I left all the red ones cause they’re absolute shit and now you’re asking if you can have them.

- It’s the middle of the night and I’m walking home alone in the dark and there’s this guy following me and he’s starting to gain on me and I found this phone booth with a lock on the door and I tried to call my best friend, but my hands were shaking so badly I accidentally dialled the wrong number and I don’t even know you but help me.

- I was super pissed, so I went to the gym even though it’s late at night, so I was the only one there and I was at the punching bag listening to music and you surprised me by tapping me on the shoulder, holy shit I didn’t mean to punch you, I’m so sorry, but seriously why the hell would you surprise SOMEONE WHO IS ANGRY AND PUNCHING THINGS. It turns out you always come to this gym to work out because holy god you can’t stop watching me training because it’s so hot.

- The mailman constantly mixes up your home address and mine together and keeps on sending me your letters and packages and I’m sorry I look through them, but I read some letters from your ex and oh my god do you want me to go with you to police or something?

- What do you mean I didn’t try to pick-pocket you your butt is just amazing?

- We’re neighbours who don’t really talk but your cat might have gotten my cat pregnant, so we must raise this little kitty family together.

- I decided to take a shortcut home that involves crawling through a tight hole in a fence and I end up getting stuck and you just happen to past by and after poking fun at me for a million years you finally decide to try and help me.

- It’s 2am and I was just trying to get home, but I left my sunroof open all day and now there’s a squirrel in my car and it scared me and I drove into a pole – would you please stop laughing you’re a cop. you’re supposed to be helping.

- I went out to throw the garbage in the most unflattering clothes and there was a flash from a camera and for a good five minutes I was trying to fight you because I thought you were going to make fun of me/perving, but it turns out you found a pretty butterfly near where I was.

- I’m in the library researching for this giant assignment that’s 90% of my grade I haven’t slept or gotten anything besides coffee in two days I am going to explode in rage if you don’t shut the fuck up this SECOND. Turns out you and your friends have been playing the penis game in the library for the last five minutes and none of you have gotten above a quiet yell and I’m really just trying to study over here so I’m going to put an end to this by winning the game

- You’re so attractive but every time you open your mouth I want to strangle you how did you end up in my apartment exactly how many tequila shots did I have last night. Also, why are you sitting in my living room with a goat in a poncho, and how did you get the goat in here since I live on the 12th floor?

- Its 4 am and I’m drunk as fuck in a McDonalds and you have been watching my trying to eat this burger for 30 minutes; want to help me?

- Were at a club and although you’re a shitty dancer your also really fucking adorable so I decide to say hi and you end up accidentally hitting me in the face and fucking hell I think you broke my nose.

- A toddler broke your nose and I may or may not have snapped my thumb during a very intense game of Mario Kart and now we’re both sitting next to each other in the hospital waiting room watching my best friend try to fight your best friend for the next appointment.

- I’m scared of the dentist, so I brought my best friend along for support, but they’ve been flirting with the dentist for the past fifteen minutes and now I’m third wheeling at my own dentist appointment and hallucinating on the drugs.

- Army man & nurse/therapist I’m supposed to see but man fuck off. shit you’re cute

- It’s exam week and I run a coffee shop near the campus and you walked right into my glass door I’m laughing so hard oh my god. You start coming in regular and a friend says the only reason the cafe is popular now is because people enjoy eating while watching our relentless flirting with each other, but I swear to God we’re not flirting because you never talk much, but now these two assholes are harassing me and you step in and defend me. I really like you and I thought you liked me back until you walked in here with a date later on and whoops would you look at that I keep spilling stuff on them.

- Black Friday/black coffee: you’re sitting in front of the only plug in this entire coffee shop and not using it. I don’t care how attractive you are, I’m sitting at your table because I need that plug au.

- I work at a public market and some viral advertising campaign is filming videos across from my stall. And therefore, blocking my stall. Listen, buddy, I know you’re just doing your job, but this is getting ridiculous- oh shit you’re cute and its turns out you actually only work in the new stall next to mine and neither of us can get any work done because of the film crew so…hey?

- We both work at the same company and I kind of had a crush on you until I found out that you were the thieving asshole that kept stealing my lunch from the office refrigerator so now we’re in a meeting where there’s a semi-formal dress code and I’m slaying in my outfit, but you showed up in jeans and a sweatshirt and I’m really trying not to go over and get on to you for it and your actions. So, I just vent a little to my friend and you heard us I’m so sorry I didn’t want to be rude or anything- but seriously dude? / I forgot about the dress code at this meeting and can tell you’re bothered by it and now I’m torn between feeling bad about my clothes and being amused at your indignant reaction and I’m the sarcastic techie who got dragged into running your stupid presentation before suddenly we’ve been taken hostage Die Hard style.

- We take the same elevator every day and due to a misunderstanding, I assumed you didn’t speak English and I’ve been talking to my friend about how hot you are for three weeks and apparently my friend has known from the start, but you agreed not to tell me because you both think it’s hilarious what the fuck.

- Guest/Talk show host who flirt, do you do this with everyone? it’s been a week and oh my god, our fans are shipping us

- I understand that you’re my bodyguard but that was a freaking FRISBEE not a nuclear bomb Jesus Christ - Hey why are you still on top of me and why have I not noticed how beautiful you are?

- We somehow got stuck overnight in an ikea and I just want to go to sleep in one of the display beds but you’re slowly convincing me that it’d be fun to see how much shit we can get into before the morning staff come to open up the store.

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Anti-Artemis

Do you ever think how bad a Goddess Artemis really is in the Percy Jackson books? Like she preaches hatred against men and yes I know she has been around some pretty disgusting people but everyone celebrates her as being a feminist figure when really she's a man-hating disturbing individual. That is not feminism, that is simply hatred which is not acceptable to teach impressionable young girls.

She also disproportionally takes her anger out on the innocent like for example Queen Niobe who offended Artemis by insulting her mom Leto. The queen said that she was better than Leto because she had seven sons and daughters while Leto only had one of each (Artemis and her brother Apollo). In order to teach her lesson, Artemis and Apollo killed six of Niobe’s sons and daughters so she only had one of each. Now the Queen had nothing to boast about. Niobe wept boundlessly for her dead children and Zeus pitied her, turning her into a mountain to spare her from her anguish. If Zeus, on of the truly awful Gods who should be punished to Hades and back for his crimes, thinks something is horrible you’ve got a problem.

She preaches female empowerment but harms women just for the sake of her pride. She blames freaking Kallisto for being raped for Gods sake, and for not telling her, when really she should be blaming her father and protecting her friends instead of blaming the victim in all this. Does she even tell of Zeus for hurting one of her ‘friends’ - no she just turns her into a bear to be hunted and killed in pain and suffering instead of taking responsibility for fucking up. She even turns the little kids into such deer, thus turning innocent children into animals just for being born of her father’s lustful disgusting acts of barbaric rape crimes. Little babies! How is no one addressing this?

She sent a monstrous homicidal boar to terrorize the region of Calydon because the king unintentionally failed to make a sacrifice to her; people are scatter brained sometimes - you don’t go crazy over it!

Speaking of friends - what the hell Artemis! You gather a group of innocent girls and instead of teaching them to be strong women and have healthy relationships - she instead tells them the same thing men in their lives have done in the last - that they are merely prized for being virgins and maidens not people. Then she takes these girls and ruthlessly hunts and terrifies animals merely for sport - smoothing if other people did they would be hounded for animal cruelty . But no. She is getting away with harming exotic animals by saying I’ll replace them and make it better gain by bring them back to life. No bitch! That animal was just painfully slaughtered in horrible ways by a group of women taking pleasure out of another's pain. That is horrible to do and she should really be more criticized for doing in the books. To sound off; I fully understand now why Nico Di Angelo hates this prissy, man-hating, anti-feminist, animal abusing, victim blaming, rapist excusing piece of trash. Screw you Artemis , screw you.

Sorry for the rant, just re-read the Titians curse and needed to get this out of my system.

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Spoiler Post

If you don’t want to see the actual page for the spoilers of Burning Maze, I suggest not to look below.

Transcript:

"Piper howled, shaking with impotent rage. I stepped in front of her, waiting for death, wondering with cold detachment where the first arrow would strike. I watched as Caligula plucked out his spear, then drove it in again into Jason's back, removing any last hope that our friend might still be alive. As the pandai drew their bows and took aim, the air crackled with charged ozone. The winds whirled around us. Suddenly Piper and I were whisked from the burning shell of Julia Druislla X11 on the back of Tempest - the ventus carrying out Jason's last orders to get us safely away, whether we wanted to or not. I sobbed in despair as we shot across the surface of Santa Barbara Harbor, the sounds of explosions still rumbling behind us." - End Chapter, Leaked scene from the Burning Maze

So yeah, Jason is dead as dust, which makes this even more tragic.

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Burning Maze Spoilers

Ok, everyone is freaking out about the Burning Maze spoiler that has recently been released. Let’s get things straight; no one on the twitter tag, tumblr tag, or anything on news has said what happened but rumour is that someone from the main cast is dead (more than likely Jason) but I think Nico is fine. Rick’s recently put out Virla’s new artwork on Kayla to ward off such spoilers so until more information is avaibale - remain calm and go about your lives like normal. Constantly refreshing is not going to change anything until the situation becomes more clear - just wait it out calmly and you’ll find out soon. K?

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Heights

I have this headcanon that the Underworld siblings never actually grow taller thanks to the lack of nutrition in their lives and a general family trait of theirs being shortness so Hazel is like 5“3 as is Nico and therefore they play a lot of pranks on each other because they both think they are taller than the other but they are really not like put things on top shelves or stand on top of stools making fun of each other when bored. It gets to the point where its just a shouting match between the two while on top of ladders so Will and Frank just rock up and set the record straight that both of them are the same size. They pause in arguing , agree and then start to argue again about which boyfriend is taller leaving the boys just looking bemused as hell at the sibling rivalry goals. LOL.

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Headcannon: Future Jobs

I think each of the Seven would have these jobs, do you?

- Hazel - Definitely a painter because then she can work but not be too overwhelmed with the modern world, yet her mysterious existence could work wonders for revenue. (**Might also go into being an art thief if extremely bored).

- Nico Di Angelo - A Detective. Seriously Nico is one of the smartest DemiGods to ever exist to live outside the camps, while a child of the big three, survive everything that’s come at him and still have random ass moments of genius that saves everyone in the end. Plus he’s the most moral in the books with a polite and empathetic nature. Easily could negotiate between criminal gangs like the Italian Mob without flinching or finding lost children because he knows where lost kids go.

- Frank Zhang - A firefighter. I see him reaching a moment in his life where fire no longer freaks him out and he just wants to protect everyone else from feeling that fear. He’s honourable, easily able to slip through cracks in rubble to get to survivors and extremely strong as a child of Mars. He’s also a darling, so I can see him going into classes of kids to teach about practicing fire alarm tests and that.

- Annabeth Chase - An architect, but one who concentrates on helping in saving national monuments and that because I think being around her history professor of a dad so much and her own life would make her want to preserve and protect the past as much as possible. She’d want to ensure that future generations of Demigods can visit these historical monuments to get a grasp of it, plus its very therapeutic to help heal and fix things after a while instead of thinking she can make new ones. Sort like saying you don’t need something new, just fix the things you have.

- Will Solace - A Doctor, but one who works in high stress war torn areas overseas. He’s probably still trying to prove to Lee and Michael that he can fill in for them, and wants to help recruit Demigods overseas and take them away from dangerous situations. He’s definitely got the vibe to go into areas where Hurricanes or Tsunamis have just hit and just work flat out to make it better again. Plus having a boyfriend who can get him supplies without endangering supply convoys definitely helps.

- Piper McClean - Director, probably someone who’d direct feminist or POC friendly films that inspire people to be better people. Definitely would help bring attention onto Native American problems and be a good role model for them. I don’t see her as a actor though, but someone to take charge in a situation using charm speak to get a problematic actor to get on with it or executives to green light some more progressive views on women and people of colour.

- Jason Grace - Politician, naturally as a son of Jupiter, but I’d see him being like the ultra Democrat represative for California (sorry Arnie) like taking on corruption like a bampf. Like he navigates the Roman Senate, he can take on the American one easily. He’d be full feminist, green, anti-racist, and be like the perfect candidate for President. Like the Barrack Obama of California, or something. Cool for kids, perfect for teenaged voters, comfortably white and male for elderly guys, and so, so ready to fight to make sure Piper and Hazel and Nico never have to deal with homophobes, racists, and jackasses again because of his big brother instincts. An example of what a leader should be instead of like his dad (****Cough, rapist, Cough****).

- Percy Jackson - I see him going full eco terrorist or worker at Greenpeace, like after everything he’d just be done with it all and just go full throttle green activist as he’s done with humanity and their bull****. Like, he’d get caught working to get animals out of nets, seaworld cages, and that but use his powers to escape at the last minute. He might even be happier working with animals instead of people because of his PTSD. He’d probably just live a more hermit lifestyle, coming back for reuinions or for Annabeth at their house. Just standing on the bottom of the ocean, finally at peace.

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For a while Hazel and Frank stood together, watching the remains of the giant melt into the ice. Frank picked up his rope. ‘An elephant?’ Hazel asked. Frank scratched his neck. ‘Yeah. It seemed like a good idea.’ He couldn’t read her expression. He was afraid he’d finally done something so weird that she’d never want to be around him again. Frank Zhang: lumbering klutz, child of Mars, part-time pachyderm. Then she kissed him – a real kiss on the lips, much better than the kind of kiss she’d given Percy on the aeroplane. ‘You are amazing,’ she said. ‘And you make a very handsome elephant.’ Frank felt so flustered that he thought his boots might melt through the ice. Before he could say anything, a voice echoed across the valley: You haven’t won. Frank looked up. Shadows were shifting across the nearest mountain, forming the face of a sleeping woman. You w ill never reach home in time, taunted the voice of Gaia. Even now , Thanatos is attending the death of Camp Jupiter, the final destruction of your Roman friends. The mountain rumbled as if the whole earth were laughing. The shadows disappeared. Hazel and Frank looked at each other. Neither said a word. They climbed onto Arion and sped back towards Glacier Bay.

http://www.readersstuffz.com/downloads/ebooks/Famous%20Series/The%20Heroes%20of%20Olympus/02%20The%20Son%20of%20Neptune.pdf

The Son of Neptune, Rick Riodan

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Confederacy

Can someone maybe remark about the fact that a lot of the Romans fought for the south during the American civil war in regards to Hazel?

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Problems with Hazel’s resurrection.

I have multiple problems with Hazel’s resurrection in Heroes of Olympus like how does she have a body after sixty ish years of decay? How much work did Nico have to do to get her up to speed on 21th century life? How difficult was it to re-learn the Atlas map after so long with all the moving terratories? How long did it take for Hazel to eat in the main dining area in Camp Jupiter with white men? Did Hazel freak out when seeing Frank for the first time because she was scared of the Anti-Japanese propaganda of her time? Did she have vaccinations done to cope with today’s illnesses? What was her reaction to learning about evolution and that given her 1930s, southern, Catholic upbringing? How does she afford things if she cant give away her jems? What is her actual heritage, I.e. is she African-American-French? What area of Africa? Does she still have relatives carrying the Levesque name? What happened to her personal effects when she died? How difficult was it for her to start wearing trousers? Does she still slip up with seemingly racist phrases? How is her mothering skills considering her mother’s treatment of her and the time period that she grew up with was a little more what we see abusive than today? What was her reaction to Obama? What was her reaction to Oprah? How did she react to Nico’s sexuality? Does she suffer from the 1930s illnesses such as rickets or such things? Does she have triggers considering her traumatic childhood?

So many questions, anyone what to take them?

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Who are the best Greek/Roman figures?

I keep seeing a massive list of those immortal characters in the Percy Jackson fandom of the worst immortals in terms of their immoral actions but who are the best? I’d say Hades, Persephone, Chiron, Achilles, but who else?

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Headcannon

I think there are places where because Nico is spirit-sensitive, he cannot go just like Hazel. Like Hazel is very spiritually sensitive to the presence of angry spirits in the plantations so when she was living in New Orleans - she would never go near them as the oppressive and paranoia of it unnerved her. Then Nico cannot go into Savannah because of its ghostly presence is too powerful for him to cope with so its like the limbo zone where he can never enter because of the power of its deathly presence. If you research this, see that Savannah is pretty much haunted capital in the USA so I would think he’d avoid it like the plague thanks to this.

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Undead Drivers

I think that if Nico gets Julles Albert as his chauffer then Hazel should at least get Helle Nice to be hers - if you haven’t heard of her look it up.

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Request

Can someone do an engagement ring list for each of the Percy Jackson couples? #percyjackson

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Most powerful children of the Big Three

If you think about it, there is a massive potential for each of the Big Three Kids to go nuts with their powers as seen before because of how far ranging they can be but none are really more powerful than Pluto kids like Hazel: Controls precious metals and stones, so infinitely rich enough to order mercenaries to do their bidding, can control the earth itself, can pull the very metals within our bodies in some blood bending scenario like zinc or copper, can bend/warp/stop in their tracks any weapons from swords, to arrows (the head tip is metallic), to even people if they wear armour, cause earthquakes from tectonic plate movements, explode volcanos (I have a theory that one child of Pluto actually caused Krakatoa), bring buildings down or rise new ones up, and otherwise cause chaos just from earthbending. Add that to the mist powers Hazel has (I have another theory she is a legacy of Anansi - African God of Trickster/spiders or a legacy Witch from New Orleans from an enslaved Wiccan bloodline) then you can easily drive people mad to do evil actions like kill their families, assassinate, or otherwise do evil. She can move through the mist so no one an really trap her and she’s probably got a way to change her appearance so that if someone tries to attack her then she can transform into their mother or something before trapping them in a mist prison in their mind. Girl be powerful.

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Headcanon:

Movie nights in the Hades Cabin normally revolve around Disney movies - where Nico discovers his favourite stories being Treasure Planet and the Pirates of the Caribbean series while Hazel’s is Princess and the Frog and surprisingly Ratatouille since they are both French/New Orleans based. This leads Hazel into the tradition of cooking dinner/snacks for movie night by bribing the Harpies into allowing her usage of the camp kitchen with cute smiles, resulting in an overload of night time snacks that she encourages Nico to use as an excuse to see Will by bringing him beignets and Southern style sugar cookies when he works late. Eventually even Frank gets in on it as a way to unwind after Praetor duties which leads to him favouring Winnie the Pooh and Mulan as well as his own Lactose free deserts while he bonds with Nico and cuddles Hazel.