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idk how to post on tumblr i just really like sayid

art by mee :)

tw for blood

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“sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me” ok tell that to Alex Bailey, the thirteen-year-old who defeated a centuries-old evil enchantress by calling her a brat, then apologizing for all the wrong the world has done her and forgiving her for all the wrong she’s done the world. Btw all the kings and queens and fairies of that world had been trying to come up with a solution for months

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If I had a dollar for every time I read a middle school fantasy series where the final book involves a battle in Manhattan and a possessed/controlled major character, I'd have two dollars which isn't much but it's weird that it happened twice

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i love these guys i wish the people drawing art for this book had any idea what 11-15 year olds looked like

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nahh I should live in 70s

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DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER

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My friend told me to do it and I couldn't say no

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lost 2004 but sexyback plays everytime sayid is on screen

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just auditioned for smth with a house md monologue, house md enjoyers pray to our patron saint of malpractice for me pls

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modern art? yes i love modern art (light up uv nail art, binary code drawings, excel spreadsheet paintings, pixel art, music played via desmos graphing calculators, minecraft architecture, electronic device orchestras, collaborative sea shanty tiktoks, goncharov as a whole, fics written in binary, animatics to epic the musical)

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What’s your core memory of watching the Lord of the Rings films for the first time because I will never forget how my extremely South Asian dad — during the emotionally climatic scene where Arwen is riding to the Havens and sees a vision of her son — paused, pointed, and said “Mashallah, Sister Arwen has accepted the hijab, alhamdulillah, praise be to god” and giggled for a good five minutes 😭

last time i shared this in a uni tolkien club someone called him a misogynistic fundamentalist because irl tolkien clubs are fucking deranged so please let me clarify that he was, in fact, joking.

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Rip his vocal cords💀

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The most terrifying thing about The X-Files is what a day in the life of Assistant Direct Walter Skinner must look like. He has to live in fear of both the Syndicate and Mulder and Scully. He’ll get shot or infected with remote-controlled nanobots and then he has to go back to his office and deal with case reports that are written in the style of experimental prose poetry.

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James hearing Albus and Scorpius screeching on the train roof after he promised his mum he’d keep an eye on his little brother:

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Grace saving her aging mentor’s life: *reviving him carefully from drowning, staying with him in the decompression chamber, hugging him, telling him not to die*

Meanwhile Paris saving her aging mentor’s life: *jamming a hollowed pen into his lung, slapping him awake, pinching his ear, pouring alcohol down his throat before performing improvised surgery on him*

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had to get this out before we collectively move on from coldplay ceo

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i'm totally normal (course selection) i am happy (course selection) i am sane and am worthy of love (course selection) nothing bad can ever happen (course selection) it will all be ok (course selection) i am not losing my mind (course selection) everything will work out (course selection) i am not in danger (course selection)