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Edward: You smell tasty

Bella: I fucking love you

Edward: Wait what no

Bella: It's ok if you eat me so long as I can be with you

Edward:

Bella:

Edward:

Bella: Was it something I said

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that was so freaking cruel):

my poor leah): stuck with a bunch of idiots):

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If the Twilight Vampires didn't sparkle people would actually acknowledge the fact that they are one of THEE strongest Vampires in fiction.

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I think of this everyday even more so when I remember that bella did NOT want to be a teen parent, she wanted to study in a sunny place

I can’t get over the fact that Edward and Bella are basically teen parents 💀

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I just know Will Herondale would LOVE THIS

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I wish I could do fanart😔I know I need to practice more but I just suck ass when it comes to drawing

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I hate lovers so much😭 (I dont)

Letter from Jace to Clary (for Kickstarter)

[written for Theresa]

Dear Clary,

You said you wanted me to write you a letter for your birthday, so here I am, writing that letter. At first I thought that maybe you weren’t serious. After all, we live in the same house. We are not separated by time, dimensions, or the turbulent ocean, which are the usual reasons people write letters.

 I thought maybe you were being self-effacing, that you just didn’t want me to go to any trouble, especially when we have wedding planning coming up (hopefully soon—since we’re waiting on a peace process, it could be a while). 

So I came up with the idea of taking you on a flying motorcycle to see the Northern Lights, but when I suggested it you said no, you only wanted a letter. 

I suggested we portal to the south of France and pick lavender and have a picnic, but you said no, you wanted a letter. 

I suggested we use our Shadowhunter skills to break into the Met so you could stand in front of every painting for as long as you want, but you said no, you’d rather have a letter. 

I suggested we portal to the Tokyo International Anime Fair, because I remembered you saying you’d always wanted to go, but you said no, you’d rather have a letter. 

I suggested I could find you the best, most beautiful sword that you’d ever seen, and had your initials carved into it, or a subtle message like “I <3 Jace” but you said no, you’d rather have a letter.

And then I realized that while we have had an amazing time together all these years, and  we’ve always gone around the world and seen incredible things, that things are different now. Now there is a shadow hanging over everything, the shadow of the situation in Alicante. And I realized that what you actually wanted is something you can keep with you that reminds you of hope.

So let me tell you, in this letter, why you should hope. 

Because no matter what we are facing, we are still us, Jace and Clary. We still have our friends and the people who love us. We have faced so much together, and we have always come out of the darkness into light. And in the end, I believe that love will always win out against hate, because I have faced some of the greatest evil that has ever been known, and the strength I have found in how much I love you has always carried me through. So keep this letter with you, even the in dark moments. Especially in the dark moments. I hope that it brings you comfort to know that I love you more than life itself. And if it doesn’t, remember: You could have had a flying motorcycle ride to see the Northern Lights, and you turned it down.

yours, 

Jace

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“My daughter is completely fine”

Ma'am your daughter spends the nights awake and crying because a fictional witch has realised she had forgotten the precise blue of his eyes and the depth of his laugh.

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Yellow reader aesthetic

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pink academia

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Jem: *ends the 20th heartfelt discourse about Will herondale, tearful*

Mina: is he—don't you think he's talking about will more than usual? Normally we just have to bear this 10 times a day

Kit: Well it's pride month, it makes sense

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Omg!! Truee I wonder now how that gift in her human life would have manifested if she was turned, theres just so many things I wish to know

One thing I like about Twilight's vampire abilities is that they seem to be genetically passed down someway or another, like bella is a shield and charlie's thoughts are no really easy to read meanwhile renés are basically being yelled at edward, so its like a combination of both.

And the you have Ratatouille's Renesme ability that is projecting thoughts, something that crealy comes from bella but is also the opposite of edward's ability

Is just so fascinating, I wish we had more info about other vampires, Stephenie please write those two other books faster😭

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One thing I like about Twilight's vampire abilities is that they seem to be genetically passed down someway or another, like bella is a shield and charlie's thoughts are no really easy to read meanwhile renés are basically being yelled at edward, so its like a combination of both.

And the you have Ratatouille's Renesme ability that is projecting thoughts, something that crealy comes from bella but is also the opposite of edward's ability

Is just so fascinating, I wish we had more info about other vampires, Stephenie please write those two other books faster😭

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Jem: will is just so funny and cute, I can watch him for hours and never get bored

Tessa: aww what is doing rn?

Jem: committing arson

Tessa: HE WHAT

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I miss Bree Tanner

Daily post

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Emmett: *literally just attacked by a bear*

Rosalie: OMG are you okay? WE NEED TO TAKE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL

Emmett: *in awe* are you perhaps single?