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I love how he has the decency (if you will) to take off the guys glasses.

It's a "I'm going to punch this guy so hard in the face but it would just be so inconsiderate and mean of me to break his glasses!" moment.

Teen Titans #19

I do think this little rock, paper, scissors bit that Dick and Roy do before taking out the villain of the day is hilarious. They are such little shits for this. “Oh two against one isn’t fair. Better play a game to decide who gets to punch the bad guy and save the day!”

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Alfred: Master Bruce, it is time for your shower.

8 year-old Bruce: Actually, I think I'll take a bath.

Alfred: Very well then sir.

[35 years later]

Bruce: Alfred, what is this?

Alfred: It is a bath master Bruce.

Bruce: This is the 5th one you've made for me today.

Alfred: We'll you like baths don't you sir?

Bruce who has tries to break the news thousands of times before: Well actually- um. Yes, yes I do Alfred, thank you very much.

Bruce looks like the kind of parents who will hear the children say that they like some food and automatically accept it as the children's favorite meal

And the children will just eat it forever now to make Bruce happy

What food/snacks/fruit they accidentally say "oh this taste good actually" and now are they cursed by it?

Waitress: And what would you like as your side?

8-year-old Dick: French fries!

[19 years later]

Bruce: And here's your dinner, side of fries as always.

Dick, who's been eating fries every day since: Yippee.

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12-year-old Jason: *looks at a candy bar*

Bruce: You want it?

Jason: I dunno, it's like three dollars.

Bruce: Hey, don't worry about it, chum.

[11 years later]

Jason: *finds the same candy bar in his belt*

Jason: Well, it's the thought that counts.

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14-year-old Tim: Since Alfred's not home I ordered pizza for dinner.

Bruce, working: *grunts*

[3 years later]

*doorbell rings*

Tim: Weird, I wasn't expecting anyone.

Tim: *opens the door*

Bruce, in a Bat-pizza uniform: Delivery for Tim Drake.

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15-year-old Steph: *makes waffles*

[3 years later]

Steph: Bruce, why'd you buy so much flour?

Bruce: So you can make waffles.

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Bruce: You hungry?

Duke: I dunno, I guess I could go for a smoothie or something.

[later]

Duke: What's with the second fridge?

Bruce: To keep your smoothies.

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Damian: From now on, I am a vegetarian.

Bruce: Okay, but what about protein?

Damian: There are plenty of options, like tofu.

[later]

Damian, faced with a tofu truck: Perhaps I should have listened to Brown's advice.

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Bruce: *driving*

Cass: *points to a pumpkin patch*

Bruce: We'll see.

[later]

Cass: *goes to her room*

Cass: Dad?

Bruce: Yes, princess?

Cass: Pumpkin patch. In my room.

Bruce: I called in a favor from Ivy.

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Anyone know what comics these are from?

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This literally happened in both of the JL animated series.

The idea of Bruce having a crush on someone in the League and others realizing it is so amusing to me. Everyone just looks at Batman after he accidentally does something stupidly obvious that makes his crush evident to the rest and they're like "Oh my god, you have a crush." And they never stop teasing him about it at any chance they get.

It's just so great that the infamous Dark Knight has a crush. Like, they know he's dated. But there's a difference between knowing and seeing how Batman acts when he likes someone.

(Spoilers: he's more of a loser than they expected)

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I always imagined his Robin voice to be a transatlantic accent.

Dick Grayson in CANON has another voice for Robin.

This is in Star Spangled comics issue No. 8 , Dick’s FIRST solo run as Robin.

Ok so we see that “Robin’s” voice is all in bold lettering. He snarky AF. Spicy. I wonder what else distinguishes Robin from Dick. It’s clearly two separate tones. Is it lower? Is it rounder?

(I wonder when Bruce’s trademark “Bat Voice” made its first appearance??? Or is it one of those MANY things that only happened after the movies?)

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Oh yeah? Then where is Stephanie Brown Mister Bruce "girl dad" Wayne?

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Can someone please explain to me how this kind of chart works or what it's called because I never understand it.

The Feelings About Dick Grayson Alignment Chart

Open to change.

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Batman and Robin Eternal #24

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I give you wet cat Damian Wayne.

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current progress of my robin-sona

gotta fix the head and hands though...

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Where's the I ♥️ GARTH t-shirts DC...

And why. aren't. you. wearing them...

Can't be the only one who wants more of this trio, right?

The brave and the bold #54

If only Garth was more popular and the writers liked him more.

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does anyone have a robin/superkid/dc universe sona? If so please share...

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Sometimes I wonder if Bruce designed the Robin suit specifically for fighting condiment king.

"Alright everyone. Tonight the city pulled a wild card on us, we need all hands on deck. I need you all to discuss amongst each other who's taking who within the matter of 5-10 minutes."

Bruce says pointing to a whiteboard with the pictures of Killer Croc, Mad Hatter, Condiment King, Kiteman, and Cat Woman are plastered onto.

Duke: Shouldn't you be included in the discussion too?

Bruce: No, I'm taking Cat Woman.

Bruce, glancing over at Dick: And that's final.

*5 minutes later*

Steph: Alright, I've got Killer Croc with Jason, Cass has Kiteman.

Cass: What about the rest of the boys?

Duke: I've been working on a Mad Hatter case for the last few days I'll take Damian with me to check it out.

Dick: And I will take Cat Woman.

Bruce: You're not fighting Cat Woman Dick. Leave it to me.

Dick: Why? You're not even going to get the job done!

Bruce: Don’t worry Nightwing, justice will be served.

Jason: Pfft, yeah, in the bedroom.

Bruce: ...

Bruce, absolutely fed up with this shit: Just figure out who's fighting Condiment King. Tim, it's between you and Dick.

Tim: I got stuck with Condiment King last week, and a month before that! Dick should take Condiment King!

Dick: Why me? I never get a say in who I end up with!

Tim: WELL AT LEAST YOU DON'T END UP WITH CONDIMENT KING! I've been trapped with him ALMOST THE ENTIRE TIME I'VE BEEN ROBIN! WHY IS THAT, HUH!?

Dick, not clueless but too afraid to say why: Uhhh- well I don't- um. I guess-

Jason: Well you're kind of dressed for it buddy...

Tim: WHAT? No I'm not! Steph? Cass?

Steph: ...

Cass: ...

Steph: Yeah, you really are dude.

Tim: Cass...?

Cass: Sorry buddy.

Tim: No... No. I refuse to believe this! How am I dressed for-

Duke: Red, yellow, green... you know...

Tim: What are you saying?

Jason: Worlds 3rd greatest detective and can't put 2 and 2 together? Ketchup, mustard and wasabi dude.

Tim: Oh. I get it now. WAIT WHAT? WASABI? HE ADDED A WASABI GUN?!!??

Steph: Well Jason and I better head out now!

Cass: Me three.

Tim: Wait! not now, I need to-

Damian: Me and Thomas as well, farewell Drake.

Tim: Dickie?

Dick: Have fun on patrol!

Tim: *sigh* ...Bruce?

Tim: Aw man.

Tim later putting 2 and 2 together after defeating Condiment King: Wait a minute… does this mean…

Tim: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

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Okay but HOW. How Bruce accidentally killed him is the most important part here. And not so he can joke about his trauma, because that simply isn't like him and none of the batfamily would dare to joke about it either in the awkwardness of it and in fear of what would happen to themselves.

I'm assuming it has to be with slipping or whatever based on the end of the post.

But Bruce being Batman, Joker showing up to one of his galas without him noticing wouldn't slide. And Joker is a performer, he would give clues to Bruce if he were showing up at one of his galas. And Bruce couldn't just attend the gala as Batman because then Bruce Wayne wouldn't be there and you can't not show up to your own party. He could've canceled the gala but there must've been some reason he didn't considering that is where Joker died.

Since Bruce had to notice Joker being there, he wouldn't have stuck his leg out at anyone at the gala but the Joker. But if he did die after Bruce made him trip, what made him die?

Also imagine Gordon seeing this on the news he would probably have a panic attack, constipation and a seizure at the same time.

I have been thinking lately about a universe where Bruce Wayne killed the Joker.

I want to be clear here, since there are so many longstanding debates on this topic: I do not think Bruce Wayne should kill the Joker. I have just been wondering what would happen if the circumstances aligned in such a way that he did.

And to be clear on a related, yet slightly different topic: when I say I have been wondering about what if Bruce Wayne killed the Joker, I do not mean as the Batman. I mean Bruce "Brucie" Wayne.

Maybe it's kind of an accident? Like, he definitely did intend to hit the Joker, but he's Brucie right now, so he's trying not to look like he knows what he's doing while still doing enough damage to keep the Joker from killing someone, and meanwhile the Joker makes just the wrong move and -

And here we are. Brucie just killed the Joker.

Bruce's reaction here is one thing; he has his one rule for a reason, he's just broken it, he's determined to turn himself in -

His family's reaction is a whole different story. How does Cass feel about this?

How does Jason? Bruce has killed the Joker, just like he wanted, but it wasn't for him, not really, and -

And meanwhile, this happens in front of, say, a gala full of people, so now all of Gotham gets to react to it too.

Average Gothamite, seeing the words BRUCE WAYNE, JOKER, and KILLED in the same headline: OH, NO.

Average Gothamite, once they've processed the order those words are actually in: . . . I did not have that on this year's bingo card.

The city's most famous mass murderer has just been publicly killed by the city's biggest employer/philanthropist/source of tabloid harmless nonsense! Three days before Brucie was making tabloid headlines by tripping into a fountain and somehow losing his shirt in the process! Two weeks before, the newspaper was running a retrospective on the Wayne murders and what donation Brucie was making to help the families of victims this year! The article mentioned how one of his adopted sons had also tragically become a murder victim!

Now this has happened, and Bruce is having a breakdown over breaking his one rule, and the rest of Gotham just assumes that this is because poor Brucie thinks this somehow makes him like the man who killed his parents. They send a huge outpouring of support his way. This in no way helps Bruce's actual breakdown.

Ninety percent of Gotham is sure Brucie didn't actually mean to kill the Joker, and pretty much a hundred percent of them support him whether he meant to do it or not. No one wants to have anything to do with prosecuting this mess. Bruce is trying to make it as clear as possible that he will fully cooperate with the justice system and meanwhile an entire gala full of people is suddenly acting like they could in no way have possibly witnessed events that took place ten feet in front of their faces. Did Bruce kill the Joker? Is the officer sure? That doesn't seem like him. Maybe the Joker just tripped on his own. Marble floors, you know. Very slippery.

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I can't get it out of my head that 80s Raven looks like Cher.