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peter: are you awake

peter: it's an emergency

harley: yes i'm awake

harley: what's up

peter: i found the cutest dog on instagram

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harley: where's peter?

tony: what? do you think i have him microchipped or something?

harley: well do you?

tony:

tony: yeah, hang on

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harley: have you ever wanted to be big? or even average-sized?

peter: fuck you

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I would like to present to you an excellent parkner longfic. I'm totally not biased towards it or anything, it's not like I'm the author or something /lying

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47182051/chapters/118878472

this is very funny to me because i actually already have your fic on my tbr list of parkner fics! 😭

if anyone is looking for a long parkner fic to read, definitely give two steps forward, one step back by @chaosisorderao3 a try!

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harley: i bent shakespeare over

peter: whatever happened to “the literature exam was easy”?

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peter: love is dead and never existed. all you did was betray me as i lay sick and festering. you are the definiton of dread

tony: are you okay???

peter: harley stole my fucking chocolate chip muffin

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*over text*

harley: been loving some clit lately

shuri: ik your gay ass is lying

harley: name one classical literature book shuri.

shuri: why the fuck are you shortening classical literature to clit

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harley, opening the door: hi morg—

harley, seeing only tony: bruh

tony: hi

peter, appearing behind harley with an excited smile: morgan!

peter, realizing it's only tony: oh, i thought morguna was here

tony, offended: you're not even excited to see me?!

harley: no. where's the baby

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ned: play-doh is so lit

peter: tasty snacc

harley: incorrect

harley: we do not eat play-doh

peter: yum yum yum

peter: monch

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parkner beign soft is just my dopamine hit of the week

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*over text*

peter: 🖇️

harley: what

peter: that's us

peter: we are paper clips supporting each other

harley: oh okay

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harley, on the group chat: i just made the gayest sound ever

mj: is it you talking

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peter: harley, why are you staring at me?

harley: sorry, it's just you're so fucking pretty

peter: oh

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Peter: must be hard not being able to laugh

Harley: I can laugh you know

Peter: Well I've never heard you laugh

Harley: well I've never heard you say anything funny

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Harley: my top artist on Spotify wrapped is Bring Me The Horizon and I'm in the top 0.05%

Peter: have you considered therapy

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Peter: *accidentally brushes his hand with Harleys*

Harley: *aggressively holds Peters hand*

Harley: Fucking commit to it

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harley, after meeting peter: i can't tell if i like him or if i want to punch him in the throat

tony: