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spideyy0y · 8 days ago

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Spiderman/Avengers/marvel/irondad texts part 3

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hurtspideyparker · 10 days ago

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Tony, completely taken off guard whenever Peter is sweet and genuinely nice to him because he's always such a jerk, so his friends are jerks back (lovingly), and the only people who are kind fake it because they just want something from him

Tony: We're two peas from the same pod...

Bruce: You good there buddy?

Tony: HE SAID WE'RE LIKE TWO PEAS FROM THE SAME POD 😭

Bruce: I'm just going to remove myself from the situation, let you deal with *wax on hand motion* all that

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i-a-q · 10 months ago

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Tony: *holding a piece of destroyed tech* You care to explain what happened here?

Peter: I was testing out my web shooters, and… the floor was slippery?

Tony: You can stick to walls, but the floor was slippery?

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prkrknr · 1 month ago

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harley: where's peter?

tony: what? do you think i have him microchipped or something?

harley: well do you?

tony:

tony: yeah, hang on

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papersoupz · 8 days ago

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scottishaccentsareawesome · 5 days ago

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Peter: So, Rhodey’s your best friend right?

Tony: Yep.

Peter: So, he’s like your….Brodey?

Tony:

Peter:

Tony:

Peter: - Oh Mr. Stark COME BACK! COME ON - !

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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year ago

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Tony: *turns on the light*

Tony: What are you doing?

Peter: eating bread

Tony: at 2 in the morning with the light off?

Peter: why would I turn the light on at 2 in the morning?

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yes-i-am-happyaspie · 1 year ago

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Tony Stark, Probably: Adopting a super-powered Spider-kid was not on my 2016 Bingo Card... Yet here we are.

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i-au-a-q · 10 months ago

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Symbiote!Peter

Tony: So, you’re being controlled by an alien symbiote, and you kept it on purpose!?

Peter: It helps me clean my room! I haven’t seen the floor in months!

Tony: *groaning* That’s not a reason to keep it, kid!

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shxrkk · 18 days ago

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autumnistic-danmei · 3 months ago

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Peter: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?

Peter: I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of Us.

Peter: I also want to softhack his circuits.

Tony: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

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spideyy0y · 6 days ago

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Avengers/marvel/irondad texts part 4

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hurtspideyparker · 9 days ago

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Tony: *looking up at him with his big brown eyes* Please darling?

Steve: No, we have dinner in the fridge

*Tony picks Peter up by the armpits and holds him up to Steve*

Peter: *looking up at him with his big brown eyes* Please dad?

Steve: What—you're adopted, how are you doing that!

Tony & Peter: 🥺 🥺

Steve: Ugh, fine

*High fives and cheers as they jump into the car for cheeseburgers and ice cream*

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i-a-q · 10 months ago

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Peter: You think I’m ready for this?

Tony: *softly* You’ve always been ready, kid.

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prkrknr · 2 months ago

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peter: love is dead and never existed. all you did was betray me as i lay sick and festering. you are the definiton of dread

tony: are you okay???

peter: harley stole my fucking chocolate chip muffin

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vyynn · 1 month ago

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Tony "I have better things to do" Stark who immediately adopts a dog because he overheard Peter saying that he had always wanted to raise one.

Bucky "Get this kid out of here" Barnes who immediately drags Peter into the gym because he saw Peter get hurt and wants to teach him better self defense techniques.

Steve "I have no time for this" Rogers who goes to Peter's report card day whenever Aunt May or Tony are busy. (He secretly gets happy when Peter asks him to go)

Natasha "I don't need this relationship" Romanoff who spoils and treats Peter like he's her kid because she won't ever be able to have her own.

Bruce "I don't have the patience" Banner who drops everything and anything whenever he finds out that Peter is injured. (He patiently listens to Peter's rambling while he's treating him)

Thor "Who do you think you are" Odinson who treats Peter like a little brother because he reminds him of Loki's clumsy personality when they were kids.

Clint "I don't need another kid" Barton who plays catch with Peter at 5:30 pm when he has to stay in the tower for a long time because that's the time he plays with his kids.

finally a long one cause I was inactive for a few days, hope you guys enjoy♡

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