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dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.
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I’m unaware of any other such studies done and I’d love to see more. This aligns with my experience of using AI developer tools though for sure
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05.10 - Morningstar
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Izzy when they accused her and then called her cool has the same energy as this meme and I can't unsee it
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nothing that stimulant medication and a coffee and an energy drink and a bump of coke and a good hard slap in the face and seven years in the harsh wilderness and a hug from a friend and a firm prostate milking and 250mg of MDMA crystals and a top of the line gaming PC and a tall glass of water and a distant memory of summer and piano lessons and four 20mg edibles and a sword that hungers for human blood and a well socialized tuxedo cat and a sushi dinner and a leather jacket and a power nap and a single beautiful rod of depleted uranium and regular estradiol injections and a typewritten sheet of paper bearing the solution to the hard problem of consciousness and nipple clamps and a lobotomy and a gun and another coffee can't fix
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art prompt: draw a creature/animal that fits the name Scrimpering Whimperlet
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Sam, please put a Jacob Wysocki travel show in the Dropout 2026 lineup.
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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.
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Brennan Lee Mulligan plays to win but Vic Michaelis plays to make Sam Reich lose
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the audacity.
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I know this is the piss on the poor website so i shouldn't be surprised but how come literally nobody is engaging with the last two lines?
The post that everyone is dunking on specifically calls out that it would make a laborers day better by letting them take more time outside of the building where they don't have to interact with customers.
I've spent about 5 years in retail and while none of my stores had carts to deal with, I relished the breaks I got while restocking the fridge or "checking if an item was in the back"(lol) and my day would have been markedly improved by going outside and rounding up carts unless the weather was absolutely atrocious.
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