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shit smosh says (as ask memes)

this is entirely self-indulgent and i will not be ashamed

"Um...You are fucking up my costume party."

"Well I can't stand up my legs are broken."

"I can hear myself breathing!"

"I think you legally have to look at me."

"You're really a dark person."

"DiGiorno's for the oven, Totinos for the microwave...And the memories are for us."

"You almost just faded out! I don't know where you went just then!"

"She went to chillis and got a watermelon margarita once."

"Disgusting. Disgusting. Disgusting. DISGUSTING."

"I feel like there's a gas leak in the room."

"Zero coffee, two chiefs? Come on!"

"The cops said I can't do anything 'cause he's just standing there!"

"Beep beep! Gay coming through!"

"They asked me out of pity and now I'm here and I'm fucking it all up!"

"I guess that is what that is, that makes sense now."

"I've been sitting under that blanket the whole time."

"Your mustache is slowly turning into the batman symbol."

"I read a sign at the zoo and it said gorillas are friendly, that is FALSE."

"Was that too much?"

"I can either drink, fuck, or play."

"The truth will set you free."

"My tit just deflated."

"A miniature game, how quaint."

"I cannot believe you did that twice."

"Help me! I just signed up for insurance!"

Bonus: Amanda's rant

"That was so awful! I literally feel so betrayed! I feel like you almost went off a bridge and then you were like 'I'm taking the keys' and you LEFT me hanging and you walked to the nearest town! And I was all by myself! And you took my wallet? And it's so cold, I have NO jacket, I dressed up for the night! I have nothing, I have no protection!"

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random lyric starters

" I don't feel adequate. "

" I think I just needed to cry. "

" Call it what you want. "

" Every boyfriend is the one until otherwise proven. "

" Love. It never happens like you think it really should. "

" I'm only happy when I'm on the run. "

" I guess you could say that my life's a mess but I'm still looking pretty in this dress. "

" Everytime I find myself I feel so lost. "

" At this point you're pretty much out of my mind. "

" When I close my eyes I think about you every time. "

" Tell me if I'm in the right here. "

" You know we belong here. "

" When we die, we will die with our arms unbound. "

" I have responsibilities, I cannot run. "

" I might be a killer but someday I shall be Queen/King. "

" When have angels ever helped me yet? "

" It cannot help me deflect the angry death of every hopeful thought that I might be a lover or a fighter that I'm not. "

" Should I apologise when you ignore me? "

" I didn't ask to be right or to be lonely. "

" I think my calling is to break apart and fall to pieces. "

" I'm impressed you've managed to survive. "

" Rest assured we'd all be better off dead than alive. "

" I'm surprised that nobody's considered switching sides. "

" You stood beside me when I was out of my mind. "

" If you leave me rest assured it would kill me. "

" Falling down is not as scary as never finding confidence to stand. "

" I tried to measure up to this adventure. "

" Maybe growing up means many things. "

" You can kiss me but my body will eventually grow cold. "

" I blamed everybody else but never you 'cause you were just a messed up kid. "

" I'm sorry I messed up, I'm not a leader anymore. "

" I'm not the only one who's changed. "

" I knew you first, I knew you best. "

" I wish I'd stopped it way back then. "

" I swear your secret's safe with me. "

" We both know the truth, I'm just the interlude. "

" I don't wanna start shit, just being honest. "

" There's a full moon shining lighting up the highway like a beacon to you. "

" It begins and ends with you. "

" I though that I could resist but the leopard in you silently preyed on me. "

" Faith without deeds is dead. "

" Now that I have held you I cannot let go. "

" It is as if I knew you before we spoke. "

" Do our hearts know something we don't? "

" You're breaking into my heart ... and I'm letting you. "

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quotes that go unexpectedly hard ;

ask memes edition

" God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own. "

" I am a monument to all your sins. "

" Violence for violence is the rule of beasts. "

" To become god is the loneliest achievement of them all. "

" I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me. "

" If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight just like I always have. "

" I will face god and walk backwards into hell. "

" All knowledge is based on that which we cannot prove. "

" Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog? "

" Do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created? "

" Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about and the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have. "

" What is better- to be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort? "

" Pick a god and pray. "

" I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. "

" Dude, sucking at something is the first step towards being sort of good at something. "

" Your gendered hands can't hurt me. "

" Tonight you spoke with the devil. The devil looked a lot like you. "

" Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won. "

" You can't kill me in a way that matters. "

" Can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? "

" The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. "

" I thought there were no heroes left in this world. "

" You kneel before my throne unaware that it was born on lies. "

" Take this gift, for the gods surely won't. "

" If you shoot for the moon and miss, the cold vacuum of space will suck out your eyeballs. Failure is not an option. Go kill them. "

" You could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature. "

" You can't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding. "

" No one will know the violence it took to become this gentle. "

" There's no light at the end of this tunnel so it's a good thing we brought matches. "

" Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end. "

" This is hell's territory and I am beholden to no gods. "

" Bury me shallow, I'll be back. "

" One day you'll decompose and I'll be here to see it. "

" The rage in your heart warms you now but it will leave you cold in your grave. "

" Then become the dirt I walk on. "