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I know this isn’t pun related, and I haven’t posted on here in forever, but I just want to promote this and get the word out.

I just opened up a shop on Etsy to sell my hand carved wooden plugs. Please check it out and spread the word. Thanks!

earorganics.etsy.com

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can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

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Dolphin

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Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

Acquire several dozen limes.

Go up to them and then drop all the limes.

Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.

Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).

Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.

Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”

Marry them.

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*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

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gram: if he texts you, don't just give him the cold shoulder. give him the whole iceberg.

me: yeah i'll practice the lettuce tactics. iceberggg.

gram: you no longer romaine in my life.

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It's a yule-k-lele!

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Happy holidays, friends and followers!

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So the riddle in the paper says "When an archaeologist is unearthing a certain lower leg bone, that could be a shin dig!"

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