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Red hood: I have a plan
Batman: For the last time Jason, Tim can’t be bait
Red Hood: No of course not
Batman:
Red Hood:
Red Hodd: Damian’s the bait
#alfred pennyworth#batman#jason todd#batfam#dc robin#red hood#tim drake#damian wayne#damian al ghul#red robin#dick grayson#dc universe#dc batman#dc comics#dc red hood#dc red robin#bats#batboys#batfamily#batman and robin
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[Dick falling into Jason’s lap]
Dick: Tell me I’m pretty
Jason: Yeah you’re pretty fucking annoying
[Jason proceeds to throw Dick off of him]
#dick grayson#alfred pennyworth#batman#jason todd#bruce wayne#tim drake#damian wayne#damian al ghul#batman and robin#robin#nightwing#red hood#red robin#quotes#family#batfam#batboys#dc#dc robin#dc batman#dc comics#dc universe
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Alfred: I will be gone for a couple of day
Tim: [Confused] Who’s going to fed us?
Alfred: Master Jason will be in charge of cooking a meal for all of you
Dick: I can cook…
[The next day when Alfred already left]
Cass: What’s that smell?
Steph: [Confused by the smell]
Jason: WHOS IN THE KITCHEN?
[Jason proceeds to run into the kitchen and sees Dick blowing at the frying pan which is on fire]
Jason: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
Dick:
Jason:
Dick: Pancakes and bacon for breakfast?
Damian: I’m a vegetarian dickhead
#damian al ghul#batman and robin#dc batman#batboys#jason todd#dc red hood#dc red robin#damian robin#dc robin#dick grayson#dc#nightwing#red robin#robin#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#immortality#family#richard grayson#batfam#batman#tim drake#batfamily#dc comics#dc universe
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Jason: You have the dignity to barge into my apartment and not use a coster for your coffee!?
Jason: [Sighs in disappointment]
Tim: You really do take after Alfred
Jason: Don’t put your elbows on the counter while your eating replacement
Tim: Alfred never told me any of these things
Tim: [Huffs as he eats his pancakes, the ones Jason made for him]
Jason: Don’t talk with your mouth full of food
Tim: I always do this around Alfred and he never says anything!
Jason: Don’t start blaming Alfred because you can’t remember the simple manners he taught us
#tim drake#jason todd#alfred pennyworth#manners#disapointment#batman#red robin#red hood#dc comcis#dc robin#food#batfamily#batfam
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Dick: Who do you think Alfred will let help him cook?
Damian: Me of course, who else is more qualified than me?
Alfred: Master Jason would you like to help me cook dinner?
Dick and Damian: [dumbfounded]
Damian: Todd!?
Jason: [Smirking in the corner]
#batfamily#batfam#jason todd#damian al ghul#damian wayne#alfred pennyworth#cooking#batman#food#dick grayson#richard grayson#nightwing#red hood#dc robin#damian robin#dc comics#dc batman#dc
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Batman: Clark said I have to many kids
Batman: Can you believe that Dick?
Robin:
Robin: I’m Tim…
Batman:
Robin:
Robin: I’m kidding
Batman: [Relieved]
Robin: I’m Jason
#batfam#batkids#batman#bruce wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#damian wayne#dc robin#dc comics
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