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fym I'm in a homeless shelter

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I am unfortunately just like other guys. I like trashy horror, dog poems, cannibalism as a metaphor for obsessive devotion, religious imagery, people who use my name in a sentence, academic validation, lying for fun, being bisexual and bleeding out in the snow.

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i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

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booo Romeo and juliet hater

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things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let's

Get down to

Business

To defeat the huns

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Bitches say I'm not a real man cuz I don't have a penis, like I need one to fuck yr mom

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might just be the weed talking but I think maybe I would let a killa

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burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

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"Aro/Ace person gets given a love potion" story but instead of them being immune or whatever, it DOES work, and they realize IMMEDIATELY that they've been fed a love potion because this feeling is so wrong and foreign but everyone keeps laughing off the idea of it being a love potion because "they were probably just a late bloomer" or "no, you just finally found the right person!" and it's just a horror story about how no one believes them even though they know, they KNOW this isn't right and they can't stand it.

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smoked for the first time in a while, got high as hell. Accidentally whistled along to September in the outskirts of fucking Appalachia.

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hey bro why does your speech bubble become heart shaped when we talk ? bro why did the tail on your speech bubble curl around and make a little heart shape

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Thx pooks

Last song: Mayonaise - the smashing pumpkins

Favorite color: moss green rn

Last book: war of the worlds by H.G. Wells

Last movie: The Founders (I have a historical film class)

Last show: Bojack Horseman

Sweet/savory/spicy: spicy

Relationship: dating (HELL YEAH 🔥🔥🔥)

Last google search: 123movies

Tags!!! @gayoticbeing @the-spooky-poet

get to know your moots!!!!

thank you so much for the tag @iktend !!!!! :D i loved reading about your experience with letter writing, it sounds like such a freaking awesome way to connect with people!!!!!

Last song: The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy

Favorite color: YELLOOOOOOOWWWWW ☀️☀️💛💛💛🧀🧀⭐️⭐️⭐️ close seconds are red and black though

Last book: just began Plato’s Symposium!!!

Last movie: Transformers One………. first time consuming any tf media ever and by god it bangs

Last show: Severance!!!! still haven’t caught up on season 2

Sweet/spicy/savory: sweeeeeet for SURE. i really really like cream cheese and brie but im not sure which category they fall under

Relationship: not in any romantic relationships but my friends make me blush giggle and kick my feet on the regular. love you guys

Last google search: “exec dysfunc”

i was just searching up executive dysfunction but then i wanted to see how much i could shorten the prompt before google would be unable to recognize it (i didn’t end up finishing this which is. um. yeah)

tagging @coco6420 @reblogs-of-sin @its-jason @maeaea @manandalsoamuppet @spineless-lobster @curufiin @sxtystrs @mellohirust @bilolli @the-videodame + literally any of my moots!!!!! feel free to join!!!!

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at a party: fuck I wore a tak top

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i will die a sad twink death and i know it

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In honor of the Ides of March approaching, here’s the trash can I wrote on 2 years ago and only touch up in March

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With this screenshot you can tell other people that you- yes YOU, are tumblr user julius-caeser! lie to your friends today! JUST IN TIME FOR THE IDES!!

*please note that if you do this, you will have to take credit for any posts i, julius caesar make, including the crazy ones. This also counts as identity theft and i will sue.