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There is no hetero explanation for this

OMG BRUCE AND CLARK CONFIRMED GAY DADS IN SUPERSONS

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Part V of Damian Naming Animals After People He Knows

Jay: *walking through the halls of the manor*

Racoon: *scurries out into the hall*

Jay: *startles* What the fuck?

Damian: Jason, come back here!

Jay: What did you just- I'm Todd to you, ya little shit!

Damian: *comes out of his room* I was not talking to you, Todd. I was talking to Jason. *gestures to the racoon*

Jay: *looks at the racoon who has one eye* You named a racoon after me.

Damian: I found him while I was on patrol. He was digging through the trash.

Jay: ...huh. Names fitting I guess.

Damian: Yes.

BONUS

Tim: Hey, Jason. I name my pet after you too.

Jay: You have a pet.

Tim: *shows him the moldy loaf of bread he keeps in a display case in his room* Meet Jason Peter Todd.

Jay: ...

Tim: *smile*

Jay: I hate you.

Tim: I hate me too.

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Part IV of Damian Naming Animals After People He Knows

Bruce: *laying down a plan to his kids for patrol* And after Dick radios in-

Damian's Cape: *rustling*

*everyone looks*

Everyone: ...

Bruce: *clears his throat* After Dick radios in from the east side of the-

*squeeeeeeeee*

Damian: Shshsh! *bundles his cape up tighter*

Bruce: *the patented batdad look*

Pig: *jumps out of Damian's cape and squeals, running around the batcave*

Damian: *chases the pig* Stephanie! Come back here!

Steph: Stephanie?

Jay: What the fuck?! *laughing*

Tim: Is that a-

Bruce: Where did you even get a pig?!

Dick: Aw. It's kinda cute.

Cass: *giggle, covers her mouth*

Duke: Uh... *still has no idea what's normal for this family and what isn't*

Steph: Why did you call that pig 'Stephanie'?!

Damian: *catches the pig* She reminds me of you.

Jay: Why cause it's fat?

Steph: *smack*

Damian: Precisely.

Steph: I'm not fat! Jason is fat!

Damian: And loud. *pets the pig*

Everyone: *distracted and chattering*

Bruce: *facepalm* Damian, can you put Stephanie somewhere safe where she wont distract everyone?

Damian: Don't you want to know where I got her?

Bruce: I-no. *stressed dad*

Damian: *pout*

Bruce: After patrol.

Damian: Very well.

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Part III of Damian Naming Animals After People He Knows

Damian: *has a turtle now*

Bruce: How did you even-

Damian: His name is Timothy.

Tim: *looks up from his phone* What now?

Damian: Yes. I named him after Drake. He's very slow and smells like a swamp.

Tim: ...

Damian: ...

Tim: *shrugs* Fine by me. I like turtles.

Damian: *pouts* Hn.

Tim: Is he a ninja turtle?

Damian: Hm. Yes.

Tim: Is he a teenager? Or a mutant?

Damian: *glares* Why do you ask?

Tim: Is Timothy a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

Damian: *looks at Bruce confused*

Bruce: It's a valid question.

Damian: Timothy is not a Mutant Ninja Teenaged Turtle.

Tim: Then Timothy sucks.

Damian: *anger* Timothy does not suck! You suck!

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Part II of Damian Naming Animals After People He Knows

Damian: *takes in a wounded bat, nursing it back to health*

Dick: Awe. That's sweet.

Damian: I am only doing what father would do. He takes in sickly little stray like yourself, Grayson.

Dick: *cringe smile* Riiiight. Does he have a name?

Damian: *thinks* Richard.

Dick: After me?

Damian: Yes. Because you're a big baby. Just like Richard is a baby bat.

Richard The Bat: *uwu*

Dick: ...

Damian: ...

Dick: You know what? I'll take it.

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Part I of Damian Naming Animals After People He Knows

Alfred: *gives Damian a cat*

Cat: Fzzztkkkk!

Damian: Hm. I'll name him Alfred. He seems sassy.

Alfred: Very well.

Alfred the Cat: Rrrrreaaarrr!

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On a stakeout one summer night, the Justice League gets caught up in the middle of a swarm of super powered mosquitoes. Chewed up, they go back to the Watchtower to regroup.

Hal: Fuck. Who has the calamine lotion?

Diana, flustered: What were those?

Clark, never having experienced a mosquito bite before, on the verge of tears: :(

Bruce:

Hal: Hey Spooky, how come you’re not itching like the rest of us? They even managed to break through Clark’s skin.

Bruce: Bats can eat up to 1,200 mosquitoes in an hour.

Everyone: ????

Bruce: *swoops out the door*

—

Dick: Hey Dad how was the League mission??

Bruce: Better than expected.

Tim: Any idea why Green Lantern has left fifteen hysterical voicemails asking if you’re actually a bat cryptid?

Bruce: No idea whatsoever. Would you please refill my Bat Mosquito Repellant?

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Dad Bruce summed up in a picture...

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I am obsessed with this look for Tim. How is he so pretty? Like... what?!

Bat-Duck-Bat

(art from June. 2021)

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Hm fruity

the vibes*~

World’s Finest vol 2 #1

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context is for the weak

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I really want to write a fic about Bruce coming to terms with being ace, like:

Bruce wondering if it’s the result of trauma that he can’t “love normally”

Bruce thinking he’s just a really supportive ally.

Bruce learning about asexuality when ones of his kids (probably Tim) comes out to him and they have a talk (about it in general not Bruce’s sexuality).

Bruce doubting his ace status because he’s not sex-repulsed, and does enjoy sex. Has a talk with dick.

Bruce finding the word to describe how his sexuality works.

Bruce accepting that’s he’s ace and that there’s absolutely nothing wrong about it.

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The Alphabet With Batman

Description: Clark Kent wrote a children's alphabet book for a new member of the batfamily to welcome them and make them feel more at home. If you decide to illustrate this pls let me know cause I wanna see.

A is for Alone

In the beginning, Batman was on his own. “I work alone,” Batman said.

B is for Butler

Even though Batman said he was alone, his trusty butler, Alfred Pennyworth, was there for him every step of the way.

C is for Commissioner

One of Batman’s most trusted allies is Commissioner Gordon. They work together to solve cases.

D is for Detective

Batman is the world’s greatest detective. He solves big mysteries to help people.

E is for Ebony

Ebony is the color of everything Batman wears to blend in with the darkness of the night.

F is for Fox

Lucius Fox helps Batman keep his identity a secret so he can pay for things like the Batmobile and the Batplane.

G is for Gotham

Batman patrols Gotham every night to protect it from dangerous villains.

H is for Hero

Batman is a hero. He saves the people of Gotham from danger all the time.

I is for Injustice

More than anything, Batman hates injustice. He wants everyone to be treated fairly and to have justice served where it is due.

J is for Joker

Joker is Batman’s arch-nemesis. He makes sure the Joker gets put in back Arkham every time he escapes.

K is for Kevlar

Batman still has to protect himself from getting hurt so he wears kevlar, a tough material that protects him from knives and bullets.

L is for Love

You might wonder what it s that motivates Batman to do what he does. It’s a big secret so you have to promise not to tell anyone. But Batman’s motive for everything he does is love.

Batman loves Gotham so he protects it. Batman loves his friends who help him. He protects them too. And many, many others that he loves.

Batman might have said, “I work alone,” but it was never true.

M is for Many

Batman has many, many sidekicks and he loves every one of them very much.

N is for Nightwing

Nightwing is Batman’s oldest son, the first Robin. He kept Batman from feeling alone and was a light in the darkness.

O is for Orphan and Oracle

Oracle was the first Batgirl. She helps Batman and the others from a computer. Orphan could easily take down any of Batman’s villains on her own.

P is for Parents

Losing his parents might have been a painful experience for Batman but if he hadn’t experienced that pain, he never would have taken in his kids.

Q is for Quit

Knowing how it feels to not have family, Batman will never quit trying to be a good father for his kids.

R is for Red and Robin

Red Hood is another son of Batman. So is Red Robin; he’s the smart one. And then there’s Robin. Batman has had lots of Robins but each of them are just as vital to the dynamic duo.

S is for Spoiler and Signal

Spoiler considers Batman her father since her real father is not very kind. Signal is a metahuman. He’s still adjusting to becoming a part of the family.

T is for Together

Batman may have said, “I work alone.” But the Batfamily works best when they work together.

U is for Unstoppable

Together, Batman, his friends, and his family are unstoppable.

V is for Vigilantes

The Bats for a family of vigilantes; vigilantes are people who decide to take justice into their own hands.

W is for Wayne

Batman was never alone. Bruce Wayne was never alone, even after his parents died. Alfred and Commissioner Gordon and Lucius Fox were there. Eventually, Bruce was there for Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Cassandra Cain, Timothy Drake, Stephanie Brown, Duke Thomas, and Damian Wayne when they needed a father.

Not only was there a family of Bats. There was a whole family of Waynes.

X is for Xtra

You can always count on Batman to be extra, especially when adopting more children.

Y is for You

Because if you’re reading this story, that means that you’re also a part of Batman’s family and he loves you very much.

Z is for Zzzzzzz

Because with that many kids, Batman must be a very tired dad.

~Written By RobinRaeken at 10pm

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