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George: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What do I do?
Techno: Punch him in the stomach. When he doubles over in pain, then you kiss him.
Dream: YOU COULD ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
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Awesamdude: Now kids, stop arguing or I'll turn the car around.
Phil: *stepping on the pedal* STOP TALKING OR I'LL CRASH THIS CAR INTO A FUCKING WALL!
Tubbo and Tommy: *screaming*
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reblog and put in the tags a comfort activity you've been doing recently
#reblog#writing down things that happen so i dont forget about it#sleeping#writing pokemon fanfics#playing pokemon sword
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May I ask what everyone's favorite wilbur soot song?
Mine is either, your sister was right or internet ruined me.
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Wilbur, banging on a door: Tommy open up!
Tommy: Well, when I was younger
Techno: not what he meant-
Phil: Shhh, Let him finish
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“…Tommy, what have you done?”
Love, love, love the Sleepybois dynamic.
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Dream: The real treasure is the friends we made along the way.
JSchlatt: I almost died.
Dream: That's my fondest memory.
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Philza: Name 3 things that would ruin a first date.
Tommy: Shitting your pants. Saying I love you. Killing them.
Philza: Did this happen?!
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Badboyhalo: Do you think birds get sad for not having arms?
Fundy: Well do you get sad for not having wings?
Badboyhalo, crying: Every single day.
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Techno: If you took a shot for every bad decision you made. How drunk would you be?
Wilbur: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Dream: Drunk.
George: Wasted.
Tommy: Dead.
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My ask box is open. You can send me quote submissions or anything.
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Dream: How tall are you?
Skeppy: Height is a social construct.
Dream: So you're short?
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Wilbur: Truth or dare.
Techno: Truth.
Wilbur: How many hours have you slept this week?
Techno: Dare.
Wilbur: Go to sleep.
Techno: I dont like this game.
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wilbur and tommy after jschlatt kicked them out of l'manberg:

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