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i dont like it when fan fictions make reg this cold, genuinely mean person towards the skittles. like YES he is towards everybody else, but around barty, evan, dorcas and pandora? hes a loser. hes a freaking loser and only they know it.

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when I'm in a down bad competition and my opponent is percabeth 😞😞

what no Annabeth does to a guy

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i'm still mad about that post thats like "humans USED to be able to memoriize long epic poems, but we no longer have Bards so our memories arent as good" boy shut the fuck up. a good chunk of people i went to high school with had the entirety of hamilton memorized for fun and they weren't even autistic.

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RIP Marlene McKinnon, you would have hated the clean girl aesthetic

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if the pjo TV show keeps doing seasons every two years by the time we have a solangelo interaction they're gonna look like 30

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characters that I think would be good friends even if they never interacted in canon

Pandora and James

Dorcas and Remus

thanks for listening

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the Black family is so vampire coded I'm surprised no one did a fanfic centered about it yet (or I least I haven't seen it)

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the concept of a 400 year old demon having to learn about pop culture and create a boy band from scratch is too funny to be true

Kpop Demon Hunters gets funnier the longer you think about it. Jinu had to approach his demon boy band and tell them that it's a common thing for bands to have a 'baby archetype' member. one of them had to volunteer or get chosen for this

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I never really understood people who found it weird being introduced to new characters in HOO. I didn't give a shit when Jason, Leo and Piper showed up

Like, I don't mean to be rude, but I don't see the point of why Rick would write 5 more books entirely centered around the original trio. I'm actually glad he explored with the new characters

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"I liked kpop demon hunters for the plot"

the plot:

Kickass Zoey

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jegulus who decide to get a divorce but don’t announce it because it’s around wolfstar’s wedding and they don’t want to ruin it for them so they’re sorta fake dating while being married and fall in love all over again. when the wedding happens, they both stall by saying shit like “we should wait till they’re back from their honeymoon” and “it’s still super early in their marriage to break this news” etc. until they finally admit that they don’t want to split

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when I listen welcome to the internet and I get to the part of "we got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports AND A BUNCH OF COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS OF ALL THE DIFFERENT CHARACTERS IN HARRY POTTER FUCKING EACH OTHER" I always get second hand embarrassment for MYSELF

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slytherin skittles hc that when pandora got pregnant, she was so upset about not being able to drink anymore so the rest of them didn’t have any alcohol or caffeine for the next nine months in solidarity

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Barty and Regulus are the opposites of the phrase "if you love them, let them go"

these two selfish mf would 100% say "don't go, I can take everything except you leaving me"