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I JUST WANNA STATE FOR THE RECORD THAT THIS HAS BEEN IN MY DRAFTS SINCE LONG BEFORE THE SONG STARTED TRENDING ON TIKTOK, ALRIGHT????
if anybody notices a commotion in the ocean soon uhhhhh it wasn’t me
#THESE TIKTOKERS DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT THEM LIKE I DO#I SWEAR#IM ONLY POSTING IT NOW BECAUSE I MEAN..WHEN ELSE WOULD BE A GOOD TIME???#GRAHHHHH#rock lobster#🦞🤘#sigh#this is a certified shrimpothy post#shitpost? more like shrimppost#shitpost#tiktok#lobsters#🦞🤝🦐
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if anybody notices a commotion in the ocean soon uhhhhh it wasn’t me
#it was that damn rock lobster#shrimp makes a reference#:#the b52s#this is a certified shrimpothy post#shrimpothyarchive#shrimp blatantly lies#/j#yeah#shrimp posting#shrimpblr#he who fries the rice
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would you let me conduct experiments on you?
yes this is an important question
lurking in the depths of the club,
conducting experiments, jotting observations, rubbing my hands together slowly before dissolving into maniacal laughter, & what have you…
#pretty please#i’m evil in a silly way i swear#shitpost? more like shrimppost#evil scientist#evil science#evil shrimp#sillyposting#i'll be lurking
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turned my og account into a backup account so i could make my main account separate but now i have to add all of my other posts onto this account...
#urrghhh#i’ll add the rest later i don’t feel like doing all of that right now#shrimp is a lazy fuck#shrimp makes things unnecessarily complicated for no damn reason
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ladies, gentlemen, enbies, and others,
shrimp wants to fucking kill himself again!!!!
#i’m just a guy#i love actually being able to say shit like this instead of getting censored#if i have to say ‘kay em ess’ one more time on another platform i’ll hang myself out on my front porch#🤗#shrimp is actively losing the microscopic amount of sanity he has remaining#insert an image of some fuvking guy just curled up in a corner with midwest emo music blaring around him#that’s me#anyways#take this post lightheartedly#i’m not actually suicidal again i’m just having a less than ideal day and therefore experiencing Emotions™#shrimp struggles#anyway#modern baseball#is keeping me from losing it entirely right now#somehow#midwest emo#there appear to be some disadvantages to being a shrimp
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the inside of my ear is itchy, somebody kill me NOW, i plead.
#shrimp experiences ailments#if this counts#i hate this#put me out of my misery#i beg of you#there appear to be some disadvantages to being a shrimp
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photosynthesizing rn. don’t question me.
#shrimp says some dumb shit#there are many benefits to being a shrimp#photosynthesis#bc shrimps can do that now#bc i said so#this is a certified shrimpothy post#shrimpothy#shrimp#shramp#stay shrimpy
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shramp funeral in the chat
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💥🥊🦐
#take that punk#shrimpothy for violence 2025#shrimp#shramp#shromp#shrimblo#yeah#shrimpothy#this is a certified shrimpothy post#stay shrimpy#🦐#🦐🦐🦐#shitpost#shrimp posting#shrimpposting#shrump#perchance#marine biology#there are many benefits to being a marine biologist#there are many benefits to being a shrimp
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it should surprise nobody that i do in fact have shrimp posture
#yeah#shrimp posture#🦐#shrimping#skrimp#shramp#shrumpled#shrimblo#shrimpothy#this is a certified shrimpothy post#stay shrimpy#shrimp posting#shrimp#shrimpblr#he who fries the rice
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huurrghhh..ffhhh
shrimp is eepy
…shleepy shrimpothy hours
#shrimp says some dumb shit#shleepy#eepyposting#this is a certified shrimpothy post#shrimpblr#shrimp posting#eepy time#the eeper#the shrimblo#shrimp says GOOD FUCKING NIGHT!!!#shramp#shromp#shrump#huh? whar??#no thoughts head empty#just eepy#shrimp says it’s time to get unconscious#he who fries the rice#shrimp#🦐
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hhhhh because of the cold weather in the states lately my eczema is flaring up. i take -2 hit points of damage every second. soon i shalt wither away. grfhfhgh
#there appear to be some disadvantages to being a shrimp#shrimp experiences dermatitis#shrimp says some dumb shit#shrimpothy#this is a certified shrimpothy post#he who fries the rice#shrimp suffers#shrimp posting#shrimpblr#ack. guh. urf. and other pain experiencing noises of a similar kind#uhh dies?#blegh#dead shrimp#pain and suffering#yeowch!!!#eczema#cold front#pretend that you can hear my flaking skin making the sound of crinkling parchment paper as i type this#in my soul i am a frail victorian child laid to rest by the sea#shrimp experiences ailments#shrimp lore drop#btw#(lore in main post)#shrimp has seasonal eczema confirmed
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Keith Haring Insp shrimp baybe
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*talking to a gay couple* so… who’s the shramp and who’s the shrimb in the relationship?
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my name is shrimp. shrimp fucking hates AI. be like shrimp.
#if i ever reblog AI garbage pls lmk so i can take it down asap#thx#📢🦐 shrimp declares#fuck ai#ai is not art#ai is theft#ai is stupid#ai is a plague#ai is a scam#ai is bad#ai is bullshit#ai is evil#ai is plagiarism#ai should die#i hate ai#ai sucks#ai supporters unfollow me#kill ai#ALL ai#even c.ai#be fucking creative#commission and request shit instead of being a bitch and killing the planet#save the earth#protect the planet#keep the environment clean#ai is killing our planet#ai is slop#fuck ai bros#ai can die#this is a certified shrimpothy post
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