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hetalia fans will be like “I know a spot” and then take you to an abandoned offshore platform in the North Sea 12 kilometres off the coast of Suffolk

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If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not! Let's get to know the person behind the blog!

1. I have a scar on my chin

2. I was born in Austria

3. My hobby is violin

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Hetalia Merchandise with Rare Characters

I found Hetalia keychains for sale with characters such as Portugal, Netherlands, Seychelles, and Canada. 

This, too, has rarer characters like India and the Baltics. 

This one includes Switzerland, Macau, Liechtenstein, Austria, Prussia, and Turkey. 

This badge collection has all the Nordics, and these earphone jack accessories have Vietnam, Taiwan, Hong Kong, and Macau. Here are Romania and Bulgaria leather cases. There are Belarus, Ukraine, Turkey, Egypt, Switzerland, and Liechtenstein acrylic stands. There are also Poland, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, Hong Kong, and Taiwan acrylic stands. More acrylic stands exist of Monaco, Seychelles, Rome, and Germania. Here’s a Nordic themed calendar set. These keychains include Belarus and Hong Kong. 

There are also unique goods like this Japan makeup pouch and cheek brush, and this England makeup pouch. Hetalia gentlemanly shoes are something I wouldn’t expect. There are a large variety of Hetalia face, hand, and body towels. There’s this cloth book cover, and these glasses cases. There’s a decent selection of tape, as well as erasers, bookmarks, and mechanical pencils. There are nice-looking tote bags, and a dressable tumbler too. A few mousepads are still available. There were various sticky notes, stickers, memo pads, and pencil pouches, but orders are closed for them. The same goes for the jewel hairties, mechanical pencils, lip balm, melamine cups, England-themed snackboxes, mini flags, book jackets, folding fans, loose-leaf stationary, rubber coasters, japanese tea cups, and nekotalia plushies. Below: Italy, Romano, Spain, and France placemat. 

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The longer you look, the worse it gets.

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funimation, I have questions

[ID: two panel meme featuring a blurry image of kermit the frog with a machine gun captioned “hetalia dub” with “vs” between this panel and the next. The next panel is an image of kermit the frog ifshing in a tranquil pond captioned “hetalia sub”.]

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All art is Himaruya’s.

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England: You can’t google things in 1942

America:

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Ending of episodes are like

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What tumblr should I follow to know when Himaruya updates his blog?

He just shared cute animals (sad because no Prussia) but I’m happy he’s alive and stuff HAHAHA

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Imagine being that anon and getting pissy over someone being uncomfortable with literal fucking child porn

Ikr, people are absolutely wild on the internet. The disconnect from reality is unreal.

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If you start watching The Delicious Tomato Song at 11.57.39 on December 31, Romano will scream CHIGI!!!!! at exactly midnight.

Image by Rosel-D

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America’s therapist: England’s unicorn isn’t real, it can’t hurt you

England’s unicorn:

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You are responsible for your Tumblr experience. If you don't like a blog, block it. If something bothers you blacklist. But demanding other people curate their blogs to make your experience what you want is immature. If you want to converse with the grown ups, then grow up and act like one. If you're not an adult, just stay the fuck away. Because arguing with adults then claiming they can't respond because because your not one is transparently toxic and manipulative.

I didn’t say they can’t respond. Never, ever said that. I just said I want their child porn off the internet, or honestly at least on a blog marked nsfw. You know, where minors can’t see it? I saw my little pony porn the other day, multiple times while looking up Trixie Lulamoon for my 8 year old little sister. I saw porn of the Cutie Mark Crusaders with their tongues in one another’s buttholes. On google safe search. I once made the mistake of looking up Harry Potter fan art as a kid, and google handed me a young Harry Potter giving Draco Malfoy a blowjob. And yes, it was made in the image of the actors who were minors then. You can call it “censorship”. I call it protecting kids. 

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Italy after being shipped in a box labelled ‘fuck’ to some other poor nation for the 4th time:

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✨💛 This is the Amazing Person Award! 🏆Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it is sweet to know someone thinks you're amazing inside and out 💛✨

This means a lot to me

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I saw your apology to mod gem and I’m sending you this because I don’t want them to have to see more of this. You say you saw stuff when you were too young to justify censorship. Your parents should’ve been protecting you from inappropriate media online, not the government or ISP’s.

Dude, I saw porn of Cutie Mark Crusaders from My Little Pony in google images while looking from a picture to copy. I was on google safe search. I don’t know how I or my parents are to blame here.