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Bakugo, screaming in the common room whilst everyone's there: STOP PUTTING THE DISHES IN THE FUCKING WRONG PLACE YOU DICKHEADS

Bakugo, leaves:

Class 1a:

Bakugo, returning: I forgot to ask, do you guys want pancakes?

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We did it yall

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

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Also if she's an Alberta country teen she'd have at least two vapes in her pocket

Alberta Miku from a few days ago!

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ITS SO GOOD

CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY

that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.

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None pizza left beef <3

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THE FUCK YOU MEAN THE CAPITAL OF AUSTRALIA IS ONE OF THE KOALA ANIMAL CROSSING VILLAGERS AND NOT FUCKING SYDNEY??? (I searched it up)

ok I’m trying to see something here

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I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.

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I will have 20 new posts in my queue by next week maybe- so we'll be back to daily posts at 6 pm soon :3

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Sugawara: How did none of you hear what I just said?!?!

Kageyama: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours

Hinata: I got distracted halfway through

Yachi: I was doing homework

Yamaguchi: I was drawing you, look, you're in a dinosaur costume!

Tsukishima: Ignoring you was a conscious decison.

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Nobara: I really like Eminem

Itadori: I prefer skittles

Nobara: no like the rapper-

Itadori: WHY EOULD EAT THE WRAPPER?

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Osamu: truth or dare?

Suna: truth

Osamu: how many hours of sleep have you gotten this week?

Suna: dare.

Osamu: go to bed.

Suna: I don't like this game

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Sero: and here's denkis gift to you!

Shinso: that's a big box

Shinso: denkis in it, isn't it?

Sero: yeah

Shinso: did you get a receipt or do I have to keep him?

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Recovery girl (to aizawa): You need to get that kid in check! He has broken every bone in his body!

Deku: actually! I haven't broken my ear bones!

Aizawa: wait- so you've broken all your toes?

Deku, shrugging like it's not a big deal: yeah- but only like twice.

Aizawa:

Recovery girl:

Aizawa: Now how the fuck did you mange that?!

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Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

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Gojo, about to walk into his room, noticing megumi:

Megumi, giggling slightly, getting ready to scare him:

Gojo, walks in:

Megumi, jumping out: RAHH

Gojo, faking being scared really well: OH MY GOSH *CLUCTHES CHEST* OH GOD OH NO IN HAVING A HEART ATTACK

Megumi: No!! No no!! Wait here I'm calling 911!

Gojo, laughing so hard: i-im joking!

Megumi:

Megumi: I hate you

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Iida, having just bought a bunch of lemons: well you know what people say when life gives you lemons...

Todoroki: paper cut your enemies and rub the juice in it.

Urakara: Sell them as "freshly grown organic lemons" and make a pyramid scheme

Deku: dye them green so you can have limes

Tsuyu: make a battery

Iida:

Iida: make lemonade... Guys it's make lemonade...

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Nobara, wanting to make slime: Hey itadori, do you have any shaving cream?

Itadori: No, I dont like the way it tastes.

Nobara: Wait-

Itadori: What?

Nobara: You ATE shaving cream?!

Itadori: Well yeah- I wanted to know how it tastes.