#incorrect quotations

[timdrakewhump]

Press, holding a microphone too close to Tim’s face at a gala: how are you settling in at the Wayne’s now you’re officially adopted?

Tim, with a confused face: What do you mean? I’m not adopted.

Press: ..What? No, you were adopted-

Tim: Bruce gave birth to me.

Bruce, behind Tim, nodding: Obviously.

[doodlydoodlies]

Dating advices from Soldier always turns into a history lesson

[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Clark (as a reporter): Mr. Wayne, have you ever thought of having more children?

Bruce: You mean, adopting?

Clark: Adopting. Abducting. However you got the last four.

Bruce: …

[incorrect-waynemanor]

duke: i have to tell you something

dick: what

duke: i killed somebody once...

dick: me too

duke, laughing: APRIL 1

dick: july 18

[my-castles-crumbling]

James: I love when I’m eating my favorite snack…and he starts pulling my hair.

Sirius: What the FUCK, Prongs?

(Quote from a TikTok)

[chiefblossom]

Logan: Love is a weakness and an evolutionary mistake

Laura: You're literally making a Valentines card for Wade.

Logan: *pointing a hot glue gun towards her* You are on thin fucking ice.

[theprinceofdarknesssquad]

Will: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Nico a little bit. Percy, holding Will's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation. Will: No, that's our joint tombstone. Percy: My mistake.

[ryemiffie]

Y'all know what's up, more quotes from my day as batfam incorrect quotes:

Tim: Ay, I forgot about that.

Dick: That you were a compulsive liar? How do you forget something like that?

Tim: Well I just lied to myself and said I wasn't, and I believed myself.

Dick: bruh..

Tim: I'm really good at this!

Dick: That is not the take-away!

[highwaytothedangerzone502]

Maverick: You deserve an award for putting up with me. Iceman: You are my reward, Mav. **** Hangman: You deserve an award for putting up with me. Rooster: Yeah. You can be a real bitch sometimes.

[hpseeker99]

Hermione: Why are you following me? Ron: Because we’re dating now? Hermione: Okay… what about Harry? Ron: We’re a package deal Harry: Buy one idiot, get one free

[prokopetz]

Now, don't get me wrong, "I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe; if I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other" is a raw line, but I wonder if the folks who quote it misattributed to Mary Shelley would feel any differently about it if they knew it's really from a film adaptation of Frankenstein in which the role of the Creature is played – and the above-cited line delivered – by fucking Robert De Niro.

[paraphwrites]

kidnapper, on the phone: we have niko.

crystal: DON’T HURT HER!

kidnapper: I would never hurt her. she made me believe in myself.

kidnapper: i’m going to be a painter.

niko, in the background: you can do it!!

kidnapper, tearfully: where can I bring her to?

[doodlydoodlies]

[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Bruce: Tim, do you want to explain what happened today?

Tim: I picked Damian up from school.

Bruce: And you gave a statement to the press?

Tim: No, a reporter just questioned me as I was leaving.

Bruce: And you said, quote “He’s my brother, I’m not stealing him.”

Bruce: And you followed it up with “If I was going to take one, it wouldn’t be this a**hole.”

Tim: I believe I did say that, yes.

Bruce: …I’m never asking you to do school pickup again.

[incorrect-waynemanor]

dick: so, i got banned from jason’s safehouse because i’m apparently a “liability” and “reckless” and “dick”

dick: that last one’s just my name, but you should hear it the way jason says it

[my-castles-crumbling]

Remus: We’re best friends, of course I play with his hair.

Sirius: We’re best friends, of course we share the same bed all the time.

Remus: We’re best friends, of course he put his head in my lap when he’s tired and I refuse to move until he wakes up.

Sirius: We’re best friends, of course we steal each other’s clothes because it makes us feel safe.

Remus: We’re best friends, of course we share cigarettes. And plates of food. And a toothbrush.

Sirius: We’re best friends, of course I have dreams about him.

Remus: We’re best friends, of course I get jealous when he dates people.

Sirius: We’re best friends, of course I smell him in my Amortentia.

Remus: We’re best friends, of course I want to kiss him all the time.

Sirius: We’re best friends, of course I want to suck his-

James: JUST FUCKING DATE ALREADY!