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Been tryin to be more in touch with my emotions lately and realised that I forgot my best way to deal with deadlines was joking around

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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, RISE OF THE TMNT MOVIE!!!

Fun fact! Did you know the Chinese theater release had its own posters?!

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Maybe it's just my former neglected child swag but I really hate it when people act like iPads or some technology or whatever is an independent entity which can in and of itself cause what are literally just symptoms of child neglect. Like. Come on. Put on your thinking cap. If a child literally cannot hold a pencil by the time they enter school, if they have absolutely no emotional regulation skills or situational awareness, if they don't know how to entertain themselves to an extent that it's interfering with basic developmental milestones. And the parent either doesn't understand or doesn't care or simply hasn't noticed that this is maybe not fine. Do we think the sole and primary issue going on here is rooted in. The evil technology that melts your brain or whatever. Like sorry does the iPad have legs. Is it gonna sit up and run and start eating people too

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Anyone know the one gartic phone meme that looks like this?

Because I think it’s the funniest image ever but I cant find it plsss

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One of my favorite things to do that nobody cares about is that, whenever I express into words any sort of emotion, I add “I’m gonna kill everyone” suggesting that the sheer emotion would push me to murder. Like “that art is so good I’m killing everyone in the room”, “I missed my train station I’m gonna kill everyone”, “I FORGOT MY SWIMSUI- I’m killing everyone.” , “omg thanks for the coffee, that so sweet I’m gonna kill everyone here omg”

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HOW AM I JUST NOW LEARNING that there's a 90s cartoon about a crossdressing vigilante hunting down zombies who looks like THIS:

with the goons in question being led by a little kid who uses 'YOU FOOLS' in every other sentence named JOSE VON REICHTER.

JOSE

VON

GODDAMN

REICHTER

who looks like THIS:

AND the animation of FLIPPIN' Trigger!?

Was ANYONE going to tell me??

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Omg is this from when marvel realised that what captain america was defending during the cold war wasn’t good and they decided to say that the REAL captain America was actually trapped in ice since WW2 so when he came back he had to defeat the impostor???

If thats the case then: when i read about this, I always thought marvel just changed their story because the youth reading the comics didn’t like captain americas values anymore but this… idk, it shows that the writers didnt just do it because they had to methinks…

Captain America knows what’s good.

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Mulder fart pocket

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i feel like we as a digital society have forgotten the important rules of the internet

Don't feed the trolls

Never give out personal information

Anonymity is the best defense

Don't click suspicious links

Don't click popups and ads

Just because it's written doesn't mean it's true

You are responsible for your own experience

There is porn of everything, act accordingly

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the human mind is prone to catastrophizing when left unoccupied. And that’s why it’s important to always have a little Blorbo to rotate in your head. It acts as a protective charm of sorts to redirect your imagination away from harmful spirals

thoughts without Blorbo: oh my god I was so cringe in seventh grade why did I do that

thoughts with Blorbo: I haven’t considered the interactions with bleebus; I must rectify this immediately

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Can we find a sun god or diety from every timezone and make a map of them all?

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what ppl defending kids on ipads don’t seem to understand is that there are other ways to keep kids occupied. my mom had a whole bag full of little toys and games for me to play with while waiting in lines at disney world. once your kid is like 7 or 8 they can read a book. they can color. or they can literally just sit there and imagine things. i did that a lot as a kid.

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I don’t know if anyone was more overqualified for a job than Jean Giraud/Moebius was for doing concept art for Space Jam.

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sometimes I wonder if I was the only one to be on light yagami's side. Like wdym after all his hard work y'all didn't wanna see him become a god bruh

Don't get me wrong, I don't agree with his ideology and wouldn't encourage it in real life but y'all reaaaaally didn't kinda root for my guy? my little dude

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thinking about them again. normal