stoicmike

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Fashionable means nothing if you don't know how to wear your clothes.  -- Michael Lipsey

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Don’t let your battles choose you. -- Michael Lipsey

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A philosopher is a person who thinks too much... Much too much.  -- Michael Lipsey

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Where is the middle ground between there is no God and there is nothing but God? -- Michael Lipsey

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I have no idea where this vulgar thing came from. Leading suspects are a demon or an alien that somehow got into my studio. Advice? I would never, ever, ever, give anyone any advice on anything!

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Just be wrong about something once in a while — it will do you good.  -- Michael Lipsey

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That’s right, it’s always my turn when we discuss. -- Michael Lipsey

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Being right about something is the second best feeling in the world -- the best is admitting that you were wrong.  -- Michael Lipsey

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Always bring your “pretending to look interested” face to the meeting. -- Michael Lipsey

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Trying to understand exactly what is happening can be like using two mirrors to get a good look at that thing on your behind.  -- Michael Lipsey

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Dreams are the work we do when we’re sleeping.  -- Michael Lipsey

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Things seem to have been going well lately. Then reality sets in. -- Michael Lipsey

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Knowledge of life in other countries is inversely proportional to patriotism.  -- Michael Lipsey

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Who, other than a complete shit, would ever criticize someone’s dancing? -- Michael Lipsey

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Denial works well -- and when it doesn’t, you can try denying that it isn't. -- Michael Lipsey

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There has never been a time at which as many things were fake as there are now.  -- Michael Lipsey

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We usually know what happened, but how often do we have no idea why it happened? -- Michael Lipsey