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I bought the Darth Jar Jar skin after getting the Crew Pass and accruing a shit ton v-bucks that earned just by playing this season but I don't see anybody else using it and I'm wondering if I put myself in a Tesla Cybertruck situation in which I bought a skin that automatically makes you a priority target for other players. I feel like they see me doing the Billy Bounce in the lobby and they're like "fuck that guy in particular".
#i love my stupid dances#i love my stupid jar jar skin#i'm having a great time except for when I'm in the fucking sweat lobbies#like jesus christ Sabrina Carpenter chill out we're not even playing ranked
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It's so funny coming back to this website after two years of not being hyperfixated on Watcher. Every thirst post has me like "What do you mean you crave that tall weird man carnally"
Shane's right about Fortnite though, that shit rocks
#the tunnel vision is real but missing having a hyperfixation is more real tbh#i just wanna be obsessed with something again but I've got real world job respnsibilties#all I do is play fortnite and balatro now#I got 4 victory royales yesterday before my wifi started shitting itself#Fortnite for iPad is lowkey heat
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no commentary. just raw dogging this meme. 500+ comments in an hour. they dgaf
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Customer asking me if I remember Lemons and Limes on tumblr dot com. Girl don’t ask me that, I’m clocked the fuck in.
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I love when fanfic authors are freakishly unhinged. "Yes, hello, I am here to write a heart wrenching story about relationships and mortality. My medium is Ducktales (2017)"
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Been playing a lot of Fortnite. Got all the available Invincible skins. No big.
#invincible#allen the alien#invincible show#invincible comic#Bro these sweats are kicking my ASS#I should have got a PC#My stupid ass macbook wont support fortnite anymore
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Invincible fans how we doing. I'm terrible.
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on ao3 like some of these doves aren't even wounded
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'Bill' is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and William Cipher is no friend of mine.
#gravity falls#bill cipher#stay out of my dreams billiam#I ain’t got time for your nonsensical chime-ins#book of bill
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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat
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where did your post for triangle pants go it was beautiful...
cries cries cries.
For the one thousandth post on my blog, I shall return this shitpost to you.
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