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Jesús is obscuring His face in His own selfie because He believes it’s still against the church to recreate the work of God in art. Or He doesn’t know Him-selfie. Either way, He’s an idiot, bless him, who thinks “a lot” is one word. Praise Jesús!

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Ha! I'm not the biggest Kimmel fan but this was a cute idea. And they really did pick a lot of the worst of tinder.

Jamie Foxx makes even the worst Tinder profiles sound charming…

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Worst of Tinder, Girls Edition, pt oh god

The one with the disapproving grandma had that picture repeated 2x for good measure.

Also, is that a “Self-ie”?

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So this just happened…

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Because this just happened. 

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Deleting my tinder

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Not even his beard is Tutting as hard as I am. And even if an ancient Egyptian facial hair-dildo titilated me (despite looking like a biohazard), my intelligence is a little insulted by that failure of an optical illusion. That’s not your jawline, dude.

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Let me guess--you got a BS in Checking yer Privilege with a minor in Humilities.

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Men are like dogs--sexy.

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hey u know what’s really funny is when like you pose next to something you want a picture of, cause you want a picture of it but like you need it to b unique, u kno? so then you get in the picture and do the exact same pose! Cause copying the thing you want a photo of the exact same way everyone else does makes it unique, cause it’s u!

But props to him if he seriously knows Barbarella though

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I just crapped myself to death. In a bad way.

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This one is literally, figuratively cocky! I understand that formalities are just fluff, that sex is the elephant in the room, but this is more than just a bit crude—it’s unclever. I suppose he thinks he’s not just god’s gift to women, but god’s gift to… well, man! Unpardonable!

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Doesn't his selfie Snapchat screencap titillate you?

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"Both of these dogs are named Future Snack!" --Daniel Dodecahedron blackblackgold

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Now THAT is a shit-eating grin! Something tells me this guy loves giving rim jobs.

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I actually think this is among the best of Tinder. The brazenness of his macho stance, enhanced by his six-pack glistening in the sun just above an ambiguously sensual pants-bulge in front of a power plant effectively encapsulates everything about our patriarchal culture today. I believe irony or self-awareness to be a valid read on the photo, because the next one is of him in a tutu.

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Kudos to our brauny bro on not taking himself too seriously.