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Swiped Left
To all you ladies over the age of nineteen
who still use filters on your images because
you think you look cuter as a puppy dog or
a bunny rabbit, and perhaps in some weird
way want me to envision you as such, know
that a better strategy is the timeless offering
of a smile—not a fish-lipped puckering with
anime-inspired filter eyes that renders you
an extraterrestrial—but a sincere and simple
smile that shows me who you are, thank you.
#poem#poetry#poetrythreesixfive#georgefilip#spilledink#spilled words#PoetsofTumblr#poetsontumblr#poetryportal#datingsucks#onlinedatingsucks#swipedleft
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stopped needing me Alex Crookshanks | mixed media #xoac #rainbowsincages #monoprint #mixedmedia #popart #art #artist #artwork #gay #gayartist #stamping #stencil #screenprinting #loveyourself #swiped #swipedleft (at The Artful Lawyer, A Fine Gallery Inc.)
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When a tinder profile says: "Willing to put the graft in if I can put the shaft in"
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"Passing the Phone" to anyone who has ever said, "Such and such can't handle me/this thing about me". Hard fucking pass. Thanks for the heads up.
#imgood #swipedleft #keepitmoving #gtfoh
#they cant handle me#top shelf nonsense#coping#passing the phone#tik tok#tik tok challenges#shit the kids are saying#thats just me#just my thoughts#swipe left#hard fucking pass#hard pass#na b#im good#gtfoh#take that shit somewhere else#i make jokes#i make joke
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I just crapped myself to death. In a bad way.
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This one is literally, figuratively cocky! I understand that formalities are just fluff, that sex is the elephant in the room, but this is more than just a bit crude—it’s unclever. I suppose he thinks he’s not just god’s gift to women, but god’s gift to… well, man! Unpardonable!
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