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<- guy who cried over the route of a love interest named nakedtoaster
#nakedtoaster#<- thats his NAME i promise#click 4 better quality#blooming panic#bloomic#bloomic fanart#blooming panic fanart#nakedtoaster fanart#i think their braid is so cute. i love them so much i need 2 bury my face in his tummy#I LOVE GUYS WHO ARE BISEXUAL AND HAVE CAT EARS AND A LITTLE TUMMY!!!! <- IF THIS IS U DM ME#sorry 4 rambling in the tags#but have you guys SEEN the art where like. their shirt is riding up a little bit. its official i found it on the wiki#i will reblog with it but hes so biteable in that one#anyway. im normal about this guy. do you think he legally changed his name to toaster. i think they would on a dare#<- lying about being normal#anyway. robobarbie if you see this and read the tags... sorry 4 being weird about ur guy. hes very easy to be weird about. sorry
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i'm exactly as normal about him as I thought I'd be
#my art#trigun stampede#vash the stampede#trigun#trigun vash#vash#tristamp#trigun stampede fanart#trigun fanart#idk the tags fr this fandom sorry its babys first trigun#im not abandoning jjk but expect more other stuff sprinkled in!! including trigun <333 including him <3#ANYWAY IM SOOOOO NORMAL ABTHIM IM SO NORMAL I PROMISE#im lying im sorry im feral about him i want unspeakable things done 2 him it was over the moment i heard his voice#but [redacted] thoughts aside#hes so fun to draw oh my god how did they make a character Exactly For Me how did they make one that ticks all my boxes#hes blond but like i can work with it i will get good at rendering blond hair for him <333 hes worth it <333333#i was cruisin along mindin my business having fun learning how 2 draw him and then i get 2 the arm . +24hrs to total drawtime#all my cheats ...my safety net of being able 2 use flesh to disguise th fact that u dont reeeeally know where tendons or joints go...#out th window. this prosthetic is practically an anatomically correct model. u can see EVERYTHINg#put my entire me into trying to figure it out h i think it is ok i think i like it#god i rly cant get over how he's just a combination of all the fun parts of drawing yuuji megumi AND gojo#he is the center of their triple venn diagram and i am EATING HIM ALIVE#sorry ill calm down .... fr now.... smile :)
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RIP Annabeth, I just know Percy sacrificing himself for you, after knowing you for a week, after telling you that you’ve done more for him this week than his father ever has, is permanently altering the brain chemistry of your avoidant attachment self
#epitome of the quote: there is something really healing about being loved#which is from a book I CANT REMEMBER SO I CANT LOOK IT UP PROPERLY#let me know if you guys know what I’m talking about#i just know Percy’s actions had her on her knees#what is this? unconditional love?#is this why people make friends?#i am lovable?#this is amazing#oh shit my new friend is about to die#I’m so normal about them (I’m lying)#pjo#pjo spoilers#pjo tv show spoilers#pjo series#pjo tv show#percy jackson#annabeth chase#Percy and Annabeth#mine
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while teen while goblin while aroace while injured while doing your best
#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#riz gukgak#figueroth faeth#sklonda gukgak#dimension 20#this. mmmmhhh this is so. I did Not know how to draw this really.#I am very normal about riz (<- lying)#it's a brennan-dm d20 campaign the bad guy is always capitalism (I am saying this with clenched teeth)#riz out of all of them being aroace fucks with me SO bad. bc its also established that elmsville specifically and probably the#majority of solace is not. made for goblins. and that becomes sklonda being worked to the bone and pok dying on the job#and riz spending all his time trying to keep his friends together. maybe to the point of it being injurous#like. do u get what I mean. its an economy of time it takes your time it eats up your time#not just the gukgaks but everyone you have to spend time to get to live and you don't have a lot of time left in a day#and you have to spend it carefully. you have to prioritize#you're somewhere without an established community and companionship is bought with your time spent working#this place doesn't take care of you. at the end of the day who do you have who'd prioritize you. do you understand me#the evolved aroace loathing where if your friends and family are granted more time nobody would have to choose. we live in a society#holds ur hand we live in a society. idk if Im making any sense#anyway . uhhh riz is my favourite that's my statement thank you for listening. au revoir
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Not my best work but I just had to draw them together
Here’s the less funky colored one I almost forgot to send also
#thinking about them. always survivors but never winners and whatnot#anyways back to being normal <- lying#secret life#life series fanart#secret life fanart#secret life smp#trafficblr#life series#roomies#etho fanart#zombiecleo fanart#grian fanart#ethoslab fanart#slsmp fanart#slsmp#my art#secret life roomies#dogieboogie art
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rereading Jingo and I feel like we don't talk enough about how eager Vetinari was for Vimes to handcuff him, like....
fellas.
#I'm being so so normal about this I promise#<- lying#I need to figure out how to clip the audiobook bc I relistened to this scene and the way he says “good” is actually killing me#discworld#millennium hand and shrimp
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BANG CHAN + LEE KNOW 🍬 ATE
#bang chan#lee know#stray kids#skz#christopher bang#christopher bahng#minchan#~#lee minho#createskz#staydaily#bystay#staysource#channiesnet#cb97net#3rachasource#malegroupnet#ultkpopnetwork#dailybg#kpopco#kpopccc#kpopedit#dreamytag#userlau#kiwitracks#vilmatrack#thestephtag#analook#ok im done i'm being normal about them now (<- girl who is lying)#i'm going to launch myself into the fucking milkway. they look so good. both of their lips. throw me into a ditch. god. fuck off.
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so. the wato video, huh...
as you can see, i'm very hung up on watfies right now...
#☆ my art .#i need to get those out before i go insane#will definitely draw more kww now#(especially watfies OHMYGOD there's so many brainworms rn)#wato1876#kenadian#wifies#kww collab#wwa.....watfie..s.....#im normal about them#(/lying)#the wato not remembering the right shade of purple in wifies's eyes thing was just something that like#randomly popped up in my head#and i thought it was pretty cool so i wanted to draw something with it#don't feel like rendering rn so just sketches ^_^#headlock fits so well guys trust me#also a little doodle of them hugging and being happy (sobbing on the floor still)
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Look Alive Sunshine ~
New Bulletproof Hearts AU lore just dropped



Here, have Kakashi and Genma’s character intros and thumbnail designs and notes for 6 out of the main 7!!! (I’ve already posted Anko ;) )
(If this is the first Bulletproof Hearts AU post you’re seeing, for context this is my Danger Days inspired AU featuring the tokujo squad and also Kakashi :) )
And now for the official intro:
In the fallout following the Resource Wars , and shortly after we lost Kiri to the waves, the Senju company in collaboration with the Red Fan company establish Neo-Konoha, the new capitol of the remnants of the Land of Fire. A shiny new city free from the troubles of post-war faction life, and the dizzying desert heat.
Here in the city everything runs on chakra energy. No more nuclear or fossil fuels, that’s for the old-world now. By tapping into the “dragon veins” flowing through the earth chakra can be cultivated and converted into the fuel that powers all of Neo-Konoha’s beloved bright lights, hover-cars, gadgets, and gizmos. It’s even opened up the doorway to cybernetics and body-modification. With chakra being an energy source that resonates with life it’s never been easier to merge man and tech. Now, many new companies wanting to make their mark on chakra-tech industries have sprouted up, and Chakra City (Neo-Konoha) is very kind to those wanting to contribute to the expansion of the city, and the growth of the economy.
The city is split into three main branches. The tall buildings and neon lights of the inner-city, the seedy bars and backroom deals of the under-city, and the plastic smiles and white picket fences of the residential district. Everything inside the city walls is labeled as Neo-Konoha, and everything outside in the wide open desert plains is labeled as the Outer-Ring, where many live in the little non-radiated pockets of barely habitable land. Made barely habitable thanks to the over mining of chakra, causing the land to be drained of its vitality. Life in the O.R is rough, it’s a lawless wasteland filled with criminals, thugs, and the kindest and realest people you’ll ever meet. It’s the home of all of those who don’t belong inside the city walls. Those who were cast out, or those who chose to leave, and those who had no choice but to be born.
After the tragic death of chairman Minato Namikaze the Golden Era of Neo-Konoha has been replaced my Sarutobi Hiruzen’s age of radio silence, aided by president of ROOT Danzo Shimra who’s company specializes in keeping the people “in line”. A powerful regime threatened only by a newly established pack of desert rats out in the Outer-Ring consisting of two of Minato’s former bodyguards, the previous head of the intelligence division, a woman who’s more machine than human, a sickly smuggler, and more recently a once-double agent turned pink hearted. These anarchists call themselves Wildfire.
Operating out of an abandoned gas station from back in the old era of gas powered vehicles Wildfire’s unofficial leader Genma Shiranui runs a 24h radio station - titled S.E.N.B.O.N radio - where you can tune in to all of the greatest punk-rock hits AND get all the information you need regarding the movement of Neo-Konoha’s exterminators, soldiers, and SCARECROWs out in the O.R. How to best avoid them, and how to best blast ‘em to one of the four respectable levels of dead without sending yourself sky high with ‘em. Unintentionally Shiranui becomes somewhat of a guardian angel for the people struggling against the chains of oppression out in the wastes. What was once a station created to provide some musical escape with just a sprinkling of survival tricks turned into the stage in which the revolution is set.
In that same gas station that’s home to such an iconic station are all of the other main members of Wildfire. We’ve got Anko Mitarashi, who has a mechanic shop where she can do just about anything given the proper materials. Anything from mods to prosthetics, vehicle repair and customization, making whole new gadgets, and making cyber-cycles from scratch. Meanwhile, when he’s not out on an assignment Raidō Namiashi’s running the “convenience store” that’s really just a front for the whole fence thing they’re running. Ibiki Morino is used as the group’s ‘intimidation and muscle’ but when he’s not scaring Konoha dogs shitless he’s slaving over his pride and joy, a car that’s more modifications than car. Hayate Gekkō manages their connections to the smuggling routes and also makes it his life mission to act like the station’s cat. Agent Yūgao Uzuki, former SCARECROW assigned to take down the rebels, turned double agent, turned Wildfire loyalist tries to take charge of planning as much as she can. After witnessing the state of the leadership in the revolt rocking konoha she’s flabbergasted they accomplished as much as they did.
On the side of Neo-Konoha Kakashi Hatake, Mad Dog, agent #07, and Hiruzen’s top SCARECROW, is assigned to take Wildfire down. The group consisting of his old comrades and friends, before they turned traitor. With his soldier prowess and the use of the advanced AI program ‘B2’, created by Obito uchiha, Kakashi is the only individual able to stand against Wildfire, the question is, does his loyalty to Neo-Konoha and his trust in “Obito” outweigh the ache he feels. The niggling feeling that there’s something very wrong, something he’s missing.
This is not a tale about heroes. This is not a tale about glory. This is a tale about people. People living, and people dying, and people clawing their way through life, and people snapping at the hand that tightens the leash. There is no victor, there is no clean cut, just what is left when the fire burns through. The embers that sparked the Wildfire are doomed to fizzle out and die in the infancy of the flame. But as long as you stick around to witness the trees burn, they cannot claim it hadn’t happened at all. When a tree falls in a forest, tune in to the sound. Because remember, they can’t control you if you don’t give in to the silence.
Orrrrr
The tokujo gang fight against the oppressive fascist regime of Neo-Konoha while spreading chaos through the wastes and making Kakashi’s life way harder :)
So yeah, I hope that makes sense T~T it’s so late at night when I’m writing this I fear I may be too cryptic…. BUT PLEASE TELL ME YOU GET THE VISION!!
If anyone is interested in more lore feel free to ask anything <<33 I’m going to try and post some mini comics and blurbs for this AU often-ish (for art practice and also I want to push my brainworms onto y’all) so stay tuned?
Alright I think that’s enough yapping (for now ;) ) if anyone read all of that I shall give you one (1) soft little forehead kith :) 😙💋
Okay byeeee~~~
#bulletproof hearts au#I did not proofread all that so if it makes no sense eeeeeh 🤷♀️#there are some things mentioned in the character design guide sheet thing that y’all have NO context for but I swear I’ll release more lore#the scene between Kakashi and Genma in their respective character sheets is referring to when genma (with raidou and ibiki) left konoha#because genma uncovered a conspiracy involving the nature of Minato’s death#genma trusts those three with this info since they were all close to minato but kakashi rats them out to danzo#(kakashi is being manipulated into believing that Genma is a lying traitor so HE feels betrayed)#and the monent where it clicks that the one to betray them was KAKASHI??? his friend and comrade and maybe secret third thing KAKASHI???#devestating…#anyways :)#naruto#naruto fanart#artists on tumblr#kakashi hatake#genma shiranui#ibiki morino#yugao uzuki#hayate gekko#raido namiashi#raidou namiashi#i’m not normal about them *knawing at the bars of my enclosure*#EDIT: ACCIDENTALLY POSTED A CROPPED VERSION OF THE THIRD IMAGE OOPS
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New years resolution #1: indulge in warrior-catifying my other interests <3 These are Miku (and Gumi), Bubbline, and some Life is Strange guys
Warrior name ideas for them under the cut bc I can't resist
Miku: Something like Songheart or Shinesong. Song's gotta be in there. Songstar even tbh
Gumi: Echocall? Echoflow? She's my favorite but I'm stumped on her
Marcy: Nightsong, Batsong
Bonnie: Pinkstar, Candystar, Bubblestar? Warrior name Bubbleswirl would be cute
Max: Fawnpaw/Fawnfreckle. Fawnspiral is fun too
Chloe: Butterflystorm, but drops the suffix and takes the rogue name Butterfly instead. Also I didn't draw Rachel but Doeblaze lmao
Moses: Cometfall, maybe Comettail
#reconnected with other stuff i like recently and had fun :)#hopefully y'all find these fun too!#i had to think the hardest about marceline's design#in the end i went with the ol' tried and true lykoi-ification beam#also my dear tag readers:#i want you to know this was all inspired by the fact miku is gonna be in fortnite in two days and i am being SO normal#and neurotypical about it (lying) (has been hosting a countdown on their discord server)#(also no fortnite miku spoilers pls i will block over it)#warriors#warrior cats#cat art#miku#hatsune miku#gumi#megpoid gumi#adventure time#bubbline#marceline#princess bubblegum#life is strange#lis#max caulfield#chloe price#moses murphy
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the thing about wood in the aeneid is that vergil teaches us that things made wood can be both dead and alive at the same time (eg trojan horse groaning with the sounds of the men in its belly, aeneas's boats turning into nymphs and swimming away) and that a tree can also be a human being (eg the trees that bleed and scream in agony when aeneas chops them because they are actually the trapped souls of trojans) and also that to chop down a tree is both an act of foundation and an act of violence. i am going to be normal about this the next time i light up a log in the fireplace.
#tagamemnon#aeneidposting#(tip: they were lying about being normal)#queueusque tandem abutere catilina patientia nostra
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monster X monster hunter
#baldur’s gate#bg3#baldur’s gate 3#astarion#wyll#I AM SOOOOOO NOT NORMAL ABOUT THESE TWO#IMAGINE BEING PERFECT FOILS OF EACH OTHER#BOTH TURNED INTO MONSTERS AGAINST THEIR WILL#imagining young wyll trying to court astarion and just being so genuine about it#as one of his first loves he wants to do everything right but is still overall (fairly) new to the whole thing#vs astarion who is much more cynical after 200 years of seducing victims#he knows how to play someone’s heartstrings like anlite and is overall very detached from the whole thing only#doing it to make aure wyll wont murder him or something#but then selune forbid it he starts to develoP FEELINGS FOR HIM KSDBBSJAJA#and then just as astarion starts to fall into love wyll almost falls out of it as he realizes astarion was LYING to his face the whole time#about liking him#and then there is DRAMA and a secret slow burn underneath what you THOUGHT was a fast burn#AHEM. anyways.#im gonna draw more of these two cause wyll is soooo slept on#pictured this as early in their meeting/relationship which is why wyll doesnt have horns yet#also *anlite i meant to type *a lute but shaky fingers#rip no tag editing
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My favorite flavor of Reigen to write is without doubt "smart, good with people and ultimately well-meaning, but lacking the right means/knowledge to deal with some very specific issues, which makes him fuck up while helping his loved ones". He did his best, but his best was flawed. He wonders if he could have been better, but he wouldn't have done it any other way back then. It's a difficult matter to bring up because even though there was care, he wasn't the wise and reliable guy everybody trusted him to be. Another proof against him as his mind endlessly condemns him as a fraud.
#and its not even lying! he made an honest mistake anyone could have#but Reigen is the one who is supposed to know better to help others (make up for the person he is)#yes this is about “Survivorship Bias”#also my minor “Mob with Harm OCD” headcanon I think about sometimes#its already such a misunderstood disorder. not to mention when children suffer from it#so in this situation Reigen couldn't have known that he wasn't doing “the right thing”#(recognizing that Mob's questions and anxious thoughts weren't of the normal “unsure kid” type)#and he ends up saying things that are useless at best and harmful at worst#even more if you consider the idea of Mob's compulsions being mental#oh well. blond conman who is actually trying but isn't a perfect person...#mp100#mob psycho 100#reigen arataka#lalá rambling...
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one of the similarities that soos and ford share being the both of them disliking the mailman and werewolves in general for some reason
(makes all the werewolf stan aus way more funnier tbh)
#this is going into my ford and soos' weird uncle nephew relationship pile#hurrah!!! bonding over werewolf prejudice!!!#soos ramirez#ford pines#gravity falls#but also soos being mildly aware of the town's weirdness despite working for mr 'weirdness what weirdness hahahaha' for over a decade#.....was soos not getting in trouble all that time the reason why stan thought that lying to the kids would work#stan's stubbornness vs dipper's endless curiosity and spite at not being listened to and being treated as just some kid FIGHT!!!#altho it just makes stan being so nonchalant about the bottomless pit so funny#'pffft what's all this nonsense you kids are yapping on about? .....anyway let's toss some garbage into the bottomless pit in my backyard'#at least he tried an excuse with the dinosaurs!!!#soos basically being what most gf residents were like before mcgucket started the cult#aware of the weirdness but wouldnt stick his nose in it normally#also been thinking about how many folklores like the summerween trickster were told between the townsfolk
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that post is actually really huge for me but i do have to speak my truth: despite the bat symbolism i do believe in my heart that tim wouldn’t be the vampire in the situation. in fact kon being a vampire can highlight the fact that tim is enough of a freak about him that he would willingly be a blood bag <- who said that
#i’m so serious. i think people don’t talk about tim being crazy about kon enough after he got his little blonde boyfriend#you think you’re the shit bc you have that twink on your arm timothy 🤨🤨🤨 i know what was happening in the titans tower basement girl#anyways. i’m normal and will not draw timkon vampire au (lying)#timkon#dc#what’s bro yappin about
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I need to stop drawing them my god
#im kind of posting a lot today but its my BIRTHDAY TOMORROW (said extremely subtlety) and i need to hype myself up#im gonna show some friends slay the princess later. its going to be normal. i wont be weird about it if i draw everyone out tonight#<- lying#we're also gonna do some pottery. it'll be sick#anyways um stuff about the art now#i love paranoid soo much#i got the ending where you get thrown into the void by nightmare and it was extremely cool#poor hero is just trying his best#cold's introduction in razor is also really awesome. its very simple but neat#johnathan sims when i get you johnathan sims#contrarian is also so insecure can we talk about that#there should be more fics about this. “but thats the worst part of us.. thats *me*” no do go on please elaborate on that#i cant find a clip of him saying that but i remember seeing it somewhere. i might have to replay stranger's ending hehe#i dont know if this game is really a good party game honestly#being a visual novel and all#as long as all of the endings they get are cool but not super romantic it'll be fineee#voice of the paranoid#voice of the cold#voice of the contrarian#narrator stp#turtle's art hoard#everything* not everyone#minor spelling mistake spotted!! send her to the construct boys#these arent super polished by the way obviously#the first two took about half an hour each#but the third took over an hour because i couldnt figure out the stupid colors#which is dumb because they're literally achromatic#ok bye for realsies#slay the princess
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